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Simon Pieman broke me door. Pictures to follow.

Haha how bad was the damage?

It's got a lock and a handle, my bathroom door is better than yours.

Your door is shit.

Your door was shit...

Classic

Was he trying to use the double entry method?



...I'm fairly sure we've never had a thread of Accounting puns for a good reason

Accountancy puns should never be unleashed on man. I should never be unleashed on John's bathroom door

Absolute cunt.

What does an accountant do when he is constipated?



He works it out with a pencil.

hahaha

Good work Si.

That was a bit accrual of him

no more maths debating in private at your house

You shouldn't spreadsheet like that around on the internet

This is my fucking thread. Fuck off with your fucking shitcunt puns for fuck sake.

More puns - I find it all a bit taxing.

Utter cunt.

I'd be more worried about the shit shower curtain tbh

1161 posts and that's the first time I've been called that.
I've finally been accepted.

He broke your door and then he called the TEF to punnage. He da man.

Yes, yes, blame Si Pie. I certainly didn't foreshadow it, don't blame me...

I have no interest in these puns.

That's because you're writedown with the kids.

Yes.

You should say this in every thread that descends into the same puns we've all read a hundred times before.

You take that back :(

So, how did he manage to break your door? Did he stumble into it pissed up?

I had to kick my bathroom door through a couple of months ago.
I felt really manly, never kicked a door down before.

Si Pie is one evil motherfucker, the door probably dissed him and sealed its fate...

What on earth is that thing hanging off the still standing door on the right?

Its a good stress reliever .getting paid to do it is even better :D

Fair enough, but the same applies to many of your posts.

Not sure I can CIMA way clear to join in with the puns.

Did he have his shoes on or just his SOX.

It'll take a bit of grapht to get that door back up.

An apron.

And I have no idea how he did it, I was in a drug/vodka haze in the front room. He definitely started some sort of argument with my girlfriend too. Good times. :D

No doubt you mean a form of German hard work.

Sage advice.

Fuck knows mate I hazzard a guess it got jammed and i ripped it down.

After telling your Mrs it was an accident a million time she told me to stop going on about it, I flipped out and then stormed off.

Frostbite 1 Si Pie 0

Apparently you denied even doing it :D

Sounds like it just gave way then mate  ;)

Si don't look like much of a vandal. Obviously a case of appearances being deceptive

WE ARE DRINKERS, SUPER DRINKERS...

Si pie is too weedy to do any damage to do anything

Did you invite herthab back as well, now that motherfucker is someone who could do loads of damage ;)

Shut up dick sucker lips

Nah, he just falls asleep.

That was accrual thing to do Si,  you proved to be a liability that night! John should capitalise on this and get a new door. You should take stock of your actions Si,  that is tangible.