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I was watching Egg heads last night and was think who from the TEF would be most like one of the egg heads....

DV =CJ
Reg=Chris
Fred=Daphne
HerthaB=Kevin
DRS=Barry
JFW=Judith

Cheers Foggy

No worries mate  :)

you must have been pretty bored last night

I can do 2 things at once

Why Barry? I don't watch it they are far to thick for me.I prefer the chase

The Chase is great. I even have a series link set up for it so I don't miss it :)

Hahah and me

I fucking love The Chase.

Should be Prime time Tv

Jutty would be any thicko opponent.

you two really need to get a room Flash

failing that your own little section so the rest of us dont have to witness it

I hear they have private messaging facilities on this site.

I've never watched eggheads but I'll assume CJ is the one who knows more than everyone else and other people resent him for being superior to them in every way?

No

CJ is the one who thinks he knows more than everyone else and other people resent him for thinking he is superior to them in every way?

your point being ?

I expect thats what all the inferior specimens say...

Try and fucking work it out by what you posted and who it was directed at. Here is a hint..... It was aimed at Flash not you

I've been known to do the odd quiz....and have competed against most of these, and in one case, often in the same team. Let me assure you Foggy, I'm nothing like Chris.  Although I can see the CJ DV comparison.

 I've always imagined Chalkies Shorts to be like Chris,  and Flash to be like Kevin.

I would put Reg as more of a Kevin.

Whilst I sympathise with the DV/CJ comparison, I wouldn't compare CJ with anyone. He's in a world of his own when it comes to smugness.

why didnt you fucking say then

Kevin is a scholar and a gentleman, who can turn the heads of ladies of uncertain age.....

I assumed someone of such stature and intelligence wouldn't need me to spell it out. Next time i will ring to confirm

Pointless is pretty decent.

Not as good as the chaser though Benny.

DV is more like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory. Or at least he's becoming more and more like him with every post.

DV likes this.

The Sheldon thing has been said on more than one occasion. Two of my mates resemble Leonard and Howard - we dont have a quiet asian friend though.

I really should get round to watching series 4.

BAZINGA

Talking of Eggheads, has JFW sorted the pub quiz out yet?

Fuck off, biggest pile of wank ever.

I've only seen it once tbf, but it looked like a good idea :(

I thought this was going to be about putting a TEF team into Eggheads.  I assume we can cover any wrong answer we give as our allowable 80% bollocks, and win!

Go Team TEF.  (Or Quiz Quizstofferson if you prefer).

Ooooh, I love a quiz.  I used to think Kevin was far and away the cleverest egg head but as time went on I came to appreciate Daphne's qualities  :hmmm: She is pretty damned clever.

But then....along comes.....PAT......fuck me he is the daddy.

The other four are pretty good and you certainly wouldn't mind having them in your quiz team, but they're just not up to the level of those three - and there's no shame in that.

That CJ's one smug twat though (I can't believe people are comparing him to DV.....or can I :hmmm:)

I thought that as well. We could get a decent team together I reckon.

Yeah but Reg won't be any good when he doesn't have access to Google.

http://www.demooi.co.uk/index.html

Is this CJ? I always thought he was a fat, bald fella.

That's the fella BO.

I would really really really really really really really really like to kick him repeatedly in the balls.

get in line

I get the feeling he's the type of person that would just laugh in my face as I did it.

It would still give me immense satisfaction though.

He would undoubtedly enjoy it - as he's gayer than A Sound of Music matinee in Manchester, or was that DV?

CS is a proper smug one, I'm not violent (most of the time) but he's got a face I'd like to pummell in to the ground.

Eggheads is past it now anyway, Pointless is the one to watch nowadays.

At least there is a base level of intelligence from the competitors in Eggheads.  I was watching an episode of 'Pointless' recently and the category was 'words ending in -ady'  one of the answers given was 'baddy'

Granted, but we like to laugh at those of a lesser intelligence, it's the way us British are, and Pointless is definitely the place to see such people.  It's like QI, but for thicko's!

Fifteen to one was the bollocks

On a slight tangent, I was flicking through the channels the other night and came across Bullseye, must've been from the late 80's.
I don't know what it is, but the lure of an old episode of Bullseye was too good to turn down.
Some of the prizes back then were just ace because of their shitness; a portable cassette player, microwave, etc.

You can't beat a bit of bully.

I am way ahead of you on this, the fucker beat me on 100% back in 98. Arrogant gay Welsh twat. gggrrrrrrrrr.

You were on that show?

It always made me smile when the introductions were done on Eggheads, which went along the lines of "Kevin - 15 to 1 champion and Mastermind record holder, Daphne - 15 to 1 champion, Judith - Millionaire winner and CJ - champion of some Channel 5 quiz nobody cares about".

Ha i saw one the other day and the prize was 21 inch tv and betamax player

Innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn one

Used to love watching that on a Sunday evening about 6pm, after that it was time to go to the pub. The days when pubs closed on a Sunday afternoon and re-opened at 7pm

Look at what you could have won !!!!!!!

Yep I was Sam, they had Grundy auditions at the Swimming baths in Milton Road (in a room there) of all places. Got through that and did the casting and away you go. Got the call back in 3 months, went for a Saturday filming they recorded 8 shows on each day. CJ was arrogant and brought his boyfriend along, who is much nicer than he is in all honesty.

I was not far behind him but he beat me, shook my hand and didnt even say a word, pure arrogance.

I've never watched this show so have no idea if it's a compliment or an insult??? Oh and no sorry iv not arranged the quiz! Eek! When is it again??

Thursday.

Oh!!! Ummmmm sorry I'm not even sure I can make it
I'm moving house & my best friends about to give birth- that's my excuse

I was on 'Lucky numbers' with Shane Ritchie -The format was that everyone got a 'lucky ball' and a machine 'randomly' fired out a number to select the contestants.

About 40 of us travelled up to manchester and as usual I got completely bolloxed and had to be almost carried into the studio.  We sat for about an hour beforehand getting the warm up acts and intros and our 'lucky numbers' (contestants were randomly selected from bobbies ball machine) so by the time the show started I was dying for a piss but had to hold on to it.  It came as a bit of a shock when my number emerged from the machine and this was painfully apparent when the show went to air.  

As the camera panned to me stood in the audience I'm complaining to my mate that I'm busting for a piss with one hand on the ball (being waved in the air) and the other squeezing my cock in a desperate attempt to stop the wee coming out.  What made it worse was that the instruction as that if your number came up you had to run down the stairs to the stage with your ball held above your head.  Needless to say the run down the stairs was hindered trying to keep the wee in whilst my face was a contortion of features trying to look happy whilst not wetting myself.

Not the most gracious entry into the TV world... not the most gracious exit either as every time the other contestants beat me to the buzzer you could lip read me saying wanker, cunt and fucker...

I still have the Bobby Balls consolation trophy complete with missing arm after I dropped it...

 :D :D