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Tut tut

Nicked for sexual assault and posession of a class a drug

Missing his.brother perhaps?

Third time lucky

One of the worst footballers i've ever seen! How he's played in the top league for so long god only knows.

Sexual assault on Steve Bruce? Could expalin why he takes him every club he goes to
Even funny given he is a SMB

He really isnt.

Been solid for a few years now but most people still judge him on his Newcastle days rather than current ability.

Did you see him on Monday ?

Only a bit, not enough to form an opinion in that single game.

The fact that enough managers over the past 10 or so years have decided he is of adequate enough premiership standard carries more weight than the generic "he is shit" label banded around.

Claude Davis was routinely believed to be good enough despite getting relegated every season... never assume managers know stuff!

If by 'enough managers' you mean steve bruce

I do assume that managers know more about players than fans do, whereas the vast majority of fans (myself sometimes included) think they know more.

not supprised, no woman in her right mind would sleep with him.

We both know someone who has (not me before you say or think it)

So...trial coming up. Bet his defence is shit.

Not the first time he's been caught in possesion

Seems he allegedly assaulted a woman in the back of a taxi.  Rather than drive them to his place the taxi driver took them both to the police station where he was arrested there and found to be in possession of cocaine.

Fair play to the taxi driver...

Where's my drum kit?

In Ann Frank's room

I had to look that up, never heard that before.  :clap:

Neither had the Nazis.

Or what a cunt.  I'm not saying what did or didn't happen, would said taxi driver have taken you or I to a police station if we were having a fumble?

He's probably ended up in nick because of who he is....  It's a case of perspective.  Very stupid to get himself caught though...  Is the bird in question pressing charges?

If the driver acted on a 'fumble' then I imagine most of his trips end up at the cop station on a Saturday night - unlikely he would have been arrested if she hadn't said something although he would have probably still been searched and found in possession.

IF you thought a woman needed protecting are you saying you would have dropped them off and watched news of a rape/sexual assault in morning and felt a clear conscience - I certainly wouldn't... There must have been something that triggered the diversion and subsequent arrest and I doubt it was a case of "it's that cunt titus bramble having a fumble in the back of my cab - I'm going to take him to the police station for no reason..."

More likely it was a case of "WTF is that bloke doing snorting coke in the back of my cab and why is she saying get your hands off me... help!... and trying to get away?  I won't intervene in case he stabs me so I'll quietly drop them off at the police station and let the old bill sort it out..."