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Title: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Ardiles on Thursday, September 15, 2011, 10:52:39
Who's going to make the TEF's 1,000,000th post?  I think we're up to something like 999,600 now.

(Latest post has following URL: http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,45221.msg999544.html#msg999544.)


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Batch on Thursday, September 15, 2011, 10:53:35
Oooh, its got to be today sometime. I'll bet its FB or Se Pie.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, September 15, 2011, 10:54:31
Still 23,500ish off according to: http://thetownend.com/index.php?action=stats


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Frigby Daser on Thursday, September 15, 2011, 11:11:30
Someone should ask Jan Aage Fjortoft to come on here, register and do the honours. He's on twitter.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Batch on Thursday, September 15, 2011, 11:25:45
Still 23,500ish off according to: http://thetownend.com/index.php?action=stats

Do they reflect the VIP status posts?


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: jb on Thursday, September 15, 2011, 11:27:34
Someone should ask Jan Aage Fjortoft to come on here, register and do the honours. He's on twitter.

Cracking idea


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, September 15, 2011, 13:59:32
Do it!


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: 4D on Thursday, September 15, 2011, 14:00:53
I think the 1m post should mention DV, he'd like that.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: THE FLASH on Thursday, September 15, 2011, 15:55:32
Jan the man ......1 million dollar man!


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Ardiles on Thursday, September 15, 2011, 16:09:11
The Mods would need to suspend everyone else's access for a while, otherwise some other muppets would jump in first and Jan would earn the accolade of having made the 1,000,006th post.  Do-able though.  Probably.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Whits on Thursday, September 15, 2011, 16:34:25
we've probably deleted 20,000 posts..


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Frigby Daser on Thursday, September 15, 2011, 21:43:55
This is a unique opportunity to invite a legend into our midst and should not be missed.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, September 15, 2011, 21:54:44
I'm bezzie mates with Jan. I'll get round to it.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: 4D on Thursday, September 15, 2011, 23:06:55
Maybe this is why mex has returned  :hmmm:


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, September 16, 2011, 14:52:01
120 posts to go.  Probably going to get there this evening...and, in keeping with the '80% bollocks', would be quite fitting if it was someone's drink-addled, pre-match Late Night Thread ramblings.  About cheese, maybe.  We shall see.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Saxondale on Friday, September 16, 2011, 14:58:40
Hi, Im Jan Aage Fjortoft and so is my wife.

I think I might post this another 119 times just to get the all important bullshit.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, September 16, 2011, 15:06:52
Says there's only been 976768 in the stats bit


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, September 16, 2011, 15:13:41
Says there's only been 976768 in the stats bit

Someone mentioned earlier possibility that there have been approx 23,000 deleted posts.  The URL numbers are sequential, so fair to assume that they are accurate, I think.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: tans on Friday, September 16, 2011, 18:52:44
Jan won't do it, said Twitter is his only outlet


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, September 16, 2011, 19:38:21
Jan won't do it, said Twitter is his only outlet
Who's our backup 1,000,000 post man?


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: yeo on Friday, September 16, 2011, 19:41:18
Who made the 1st post?


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 16, 2011, 19:43:15
Who's our backup 1,000,000 post man?

bobby howe?


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: tans on Friday, September 16, 2011, 19:45:24
Summerbee is chatting a lot on Twitter tonight


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 16, 2011, 19:48:40
get recruiting tans


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: tans on Friday, September 16, 2011, 19:50:46
I'm working on it


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, September 16, 2011, 19:57:57
Could always give Vince a ring?


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, September 16, 2011, 19:59:32
Someone mentioned earlier possibility that there have been approx 23,000 deleted posts.  The URL numbers are sequential, so fair to assume that they are accurate, I think.
Surely they don't count as they now cease to exist? Or is there a deleted posts vault hidden away...


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Benzel on Friday, September 16, 2011, 20:00:59
I asked Abdullah to call Paolo for us.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, September 16, 2011, 20:34:43
Who made the 1st post?

The Romans, but it was more like a cross...


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Frigby Daser on Friday, September 16, 2011, 21:03:44
I asked Abdullah to call Paolo for us.

Not sure Paolo has done enough to earn this accolade yet, and it should be someone who we won't potentially dislike in the future (as fickleness is our right) depending on the nature of their exit. It has to be a past player. Candidates:

Super Sam
Duncan Shearer
Fraser (I would cry with happiness at this)
Micky Hazard
Chalky White
Bodin
Shaun Taylor
Don Rogers
Des Linton
Gareth Hall


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: jb on Friday, September 16, 2011, 21:10:54
Jan is the only man.  :toocool:


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 16, 2011, 21:14:50
boat's about to sail...


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 16, 2011, 21:45:56
oh sod this, i'm just going to get it over and done with...


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, September 16, 2011, 21:51:17
Well that was a bit of an anti-climax.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, September 16, 2011, 21:53:06
That was bollocks.  I was holding out for Big Dunc there.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 16, 2011, 21:53:08
thought we might be stuck there forever...  we'll have to do something exciting for the 2 millionth


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Batch on Friday, September 16, 2011, 21:54:55
oh sod this, i'm just going to get it over and done with...

[url width=50 height=20]http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/Val_Strife/Emoticons/party.gif[/url]


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 16, 2011, 21:56:20
:)


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, September 16, 2011, 21:56:58
thought we might be stuck there forever...  we'll have to do something exciting for the 2 millionth

That will be some time in 2017 or 2018 probably.  We could be in Europe by then.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 16, 2011, 21:58:45
we are paolo's european army


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Jimmy Glass is an Alien on Friday, September 16, 2011, 22:02:32
Who posted it and what was the monumental message?


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 16, 2011, 22:09:13
Who posted it and what was the monumental message?

i'm afraid it was only this:

oh sod this, i'm just going to get it over and done with...


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Jimmy Glass is an Alien on Friday, September 16, 2011, 22:14:43
i'm afraid it was only this:


Can't we rescind it and pretend it never happened.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Notts red on Friday, September 16, 2011, 22:15:17
I was there.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Saxondale on Friday, September 16, 2011, 22:20:40
Im Jan aage fjortoft and so is my wife..... oh shit have i missed it.  Drinking is bad.


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 16, 2011, 22:24:23
well,posts that still exist number 976894 so still 23000 odd to go for that, which should be sometime mid november


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Notts red on Friday, September 16, 2011, 22:35:33
No I wasn't !


Title: Re: 1,000,000th Post
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 16, 2011, 22:40:19
[panto]oh yes you were[/panto]