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Title: Job Predictor
Post by: timmyg on Monday, July 11, 2005, 10:23:47
It's 100% accurate:

www.jobpredictor.com


 "timmyg, Your ideal job is a princess"         :o


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, July 11, 2005, 10:26:21
piemonte, Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star.


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: DMR on Monday, July 11, 2005, 10:31:15
david, Your ideal job is a President.


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: janaage on Monday, July 11, 2005, 10:33:05
My real name -

Your ideal job is a Anything except what you're doing now.

How true!!

janaage, Your ideal job is a God for everyone.


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: CARTMAN on Monday, July 11, 2005, 10:33:59
mine says shoplifter  :?
is that a career choise now??


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: pauld on Monday, July 11, 2005, 10:34:08
Pretty much spot on for me:

pauldavis, Your ideal job is a lottery winner - no need to work !!.

Where do I get the application form then?


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, July 11, 2005, 10:36:10
kinky tom, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.  :twisted:

On another one of these a few months ago I typed in my real name and got 'career temp' this scared me, as I am indeed temping - over ten months in the same place. :cry:

Then I typed in my name including my middle name and got super hero - I can only assume that I have to temp because I can't commit to a job because I'll be off saving the world all the time. 8)

Edit - my real name on this brings up Puppeteer. :mrgreen:


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, July 11, 2005, 10:39:35
Magicroundabout, your ideal job is a dentist :mrgreen:

real name - your ideal job is in a land far far away :shock:

if it had given me the latter for my forum name i would be spooked


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: DanOUFC on Monday, July 11, 2005, 10:40:13
Dan Reeves, Your ideal job is a money advisor.

I work in finance already!


Daniel James Reeves, Your ideal job is a Church Minister.

Full name gives me a more interesting choice!


DanOUFC, Your ideal job is a Soap Actor.


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, July 11, 2005, 10:43:09
yeah my full name said i should be a traffic warden :soapy tit wank:


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: McLovin on Monday, July 11, 2005, 10:51:46
Dave Blackcurrant - Brain surgeon  8)
Real name - Stripper  :shock:


A sharp contrast there...


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, July 11, 2005, 10:54:34
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Dave Blackcurrant - Brain surgeon  8)
Real name - Stripper  :shock:


A sharp contrast there...


Birdy will be happy :wink:


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, July 11, 2005, 10:56:55
My real name avec middle name suggests I become a lap dancer.  :nuts:


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: McLovin on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:04:31
I don't have a middle name...  :o

Birdy wouldn't want that, no way.


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:05:43
james, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.

sonicyouth, Your ideal job is a Shoplifter.


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: DMR on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:06:22
circus freak  :D


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:07:46
My middle name is Mark.  Very boring, almost like not having one.  The whole point of a middle name is that it is embarrasing surely?

May mate Guy is actually called William Guy Kelsor Sharp.  See that's a name to be proud of, all I get is Thomas Mark. :(

Surname makes up for it a little though - Angelinetta. :mrgreen:


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:08:43
My middle name is Patrick 8)


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:11:12
my middle name is Saint John  :oops:


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: McLovin on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:11:35
Angelinetta?!?!  Nice.

Tommo, MK is quite a nice place in parts.  We parked in a road near that big posh lake by the bowl at some birds house.  Very flashy.


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:14:40
Furzton is very swish yes.  Some of the houses round there are worth a fortune. :shock:

The outskirts of MK are generally decent places, and as does come as a surprise to many has loads of green space, and three lakes.  Shame the centre is so heartless.


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: Zurich Red on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:23:14
Zurich red - your ideal job is a circus freak
real name including middle name - your ideal job is a top gun pilot  8)


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: le god cuervo on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:26:02
le god cuervo - your real job is a gigolo!  :D

real name - traffic warden!  :?

full name inc. middle name - headteacher  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:27:12
Quote from: "le god cuervo"
le god cuervo - your real job is a gigolo!  :D

real name - traffic warden!  :?

full name inc. middle name - headteacher  :soapy tit wank:


Shame it didn't say architect.


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: Spud on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:28:45
Your ideal job is a Professional Shopper.   :-))(


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: DanOUFC on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:34:11
tommy mooney, Your ideal job is a Porn Star.


I hoped it would say money grabbing scumbag :evil:


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: timmyg on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:37:57
George Bush, Your ideal job is a Kids TV presenter.  :?


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: Spud on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:41:40
Tony Blair, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, July 11, 2005, 11:41:48
Quote

George Bush, Your ideal job is a Kids TV presenter.


isn't that what he does now.
reading from queue cards prepared by the real producers??? :-))(


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: BrightonRed on Monday, July 11, 2005, 12:38:50
BrightonRed, Your ideal job is a drag queen.  :oops:
Oh dear.

My real name, Your ideal job is a porn director.  :\/
Now we're talking.


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Monday, July 11, 2005, 12:47:15
I'm a cowboy or "Anything where you can kiss ass". :box:


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: dogs on Monday, July 11, 2005, 13:08:04
Your ideal job is a alcholic tester  8)


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: hansgruber on Monday, July 11, 2005, 16:05:44
I got Lap Dancer. That's spooky


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, July 11, 2005, 16:13:01
Quote from: "hansgruber"
I got Lap Dancer. That's spooky


Go on then, why is that spooky?


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, July 11, 2005, 16:14:48
I think I got the best one.

Your ideal job is a Playing for a soccor team.

Pitty they couldn't spell soccer right  :x  But it is my ideal job.


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: hansgruber on Monday, July 11, 2005, 16:18:45
Cos I shake it like a Polaroid Picture. Ahem. My job couldn't be further away from lap dancing actually


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: Johno on Monday, July 11, 2005, 16:33:28
im an evil boss mateys  8)  :beers:


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: DV on Monday, July 11, 2005, 19:11:30
dan, Your ideal job is a porn director

DV85, Your ideal job is a Bunjee Jumper tester.

Daniel Vowles, Your ideal job is a Soap Actor.

Sam Parkin, Your ideal job is a Cowboy

Andy King, Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.

David Duke, Your ideal job is a God for everyone

Matty Heywood, Your ideal job is a Mime Artist

Matty Hewlett, Your ideal job is a Porn Star.

Stefani Miglioranzi, Your ideal job is a Chef.


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: Whits on Monday, July 11, 2005, 19:15:05
Quote

Matty Hewlett, Your ideal job is a Porn Star.


ironic, i wonder if gurney was in for a bit of 3 way with his bird  :P


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, July 11, 2005, 19:30:23
My real name - Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero!! Quite true!  :king:


Title: Job Predictor
Post by: Bedford Red on Monday, July 11, 2005, 20:59:14
My real name - My ideal job is a human shield, not too happy with that!

Name on here - My ideal job is an unemployable layabout, much better 8)