Thetownend.com

because i cant;) See you sunday gents. may the best team win, hope your all looking forward to us making your season even worse. look who's  ahead of you in the table now.

shit, is it afc wimbledon?

Yep your huge 1 point advantage after 3 games scares the shit out of us.

Forever in your shadow  :smugfu:

bet you lot are gunna stroll past us i mean you showed with tonight's outstanding performance against the daggers... oh wait

As any idiot knows, form is irrelevant when it comes to derby games.

The same as any idiot knows that after one game isn't really time to gloat about being
a) Top of the league
b) Above your rivals

worth noting that while we have a 100% home record you have a 0% away record - you've got no hope

Duly noted, see you sunday  :eek:

im sure we have some sort of hope, as you all said, form has nothing to do with derbys, but alot of you seemed to brag about being top of the league after 1 game on our forum so just returning the favor.

*favour

yeah, we got that

opps sorry a typeo, just like the burning on our pitch which some of you lot couldnt seem to spell your own teams name!

I have no idea how many town fans have been on your forum, but I doubt many of them came from here. And I didn't see any bragging about league position either. Then again, I had better things to do than go trolling other teams' forums...

Typo, couldn't, team's

And as yet I've seen no evidence to suggest it wasn't Shrewsbury fans. Innocent until proven guilty and all that...

bet your times spent burning other teams pitches isnt it ;)

just one

You make a lot of typos - at least 'our lot' have the excuse of it was dark, they were using oil and had to do it quickly.

Edit: Just re-read the post and realised how...erm...dodgy it sounded.  :-[

ah well eh, not gunna argue about all this, good luck for the rest of the season and i hate to say it but i think you'll do well under di canio... that hurt

see you sunday

Such honesty shall not go unrewarded,  except for Sunday.

Boring cunts.

Yeah, how are we gonna cope against the goliath of the footballing world...the mighty oxford utd? .....oh wait!

What's fucking tedious is this need to go onto our forum and spout a load of shit, just fuck off, it's so so boring and none of you have anything of any substance to say. You post 20 times with the same repetitive crap, full of grammatical errors and spelling mistakes which makes you look like an uneducated nonce.

It's better to have people think you're a cock rather than opening your mouth and proving it.

Top rant

I will be going to church,pub then football.3 Of my 4 best things so yes i can't wait.

Which church are you going to mate?  A couple of us were thinking of starting in Blunsdon St Andrews then head in to town, probably go to Christchurch in Old Town for a while, then down to Holy Rood for some communion. 

We've been told to avoid Upper Stratton Baptist church though as the police have allocated that to the Oxford lot, not sure if there's any truth in that though.  And I have read on some message board that some Oxford fans are planning on planting a flag in the font at St Luke's so not going there either.

Peace be with you.

Try the Broad Street Mosque or the Sikh Temple on Gorse Hill for something different. Crispy and Ironside gave them a 5 star rating.

What kind of spastic question is that? It's the derby, of course we can't wait.

John Cleese is kicking himself that he didn't think of that.  Something wonderfully Pythonesque about hordes of football fans trawling churhces before a game.

Ha that is brilliant  :clap:

Absolute classic!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Peace be with you too

It's an Oxford fan, do you expect any other kind of questions?

Are you being ironic?

If so bravo!

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Today = concerned by our form
Thursday = a bit nervous
Friday = a bit more optimistic
Saturday = remind myself that O***rd are fucking shite
Sunday = smash the shit out of the fuckers

I like your thinking but I have to admit to being a little concerned.

That's because it's still Wednesday!

I like it. I think i'm following this timeline as well.

I've woken up a little nervous.Your prophecy is coming true.

I'm feeling slightly optimistic, but then I've always been ahead of myself.

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/sport/9201365.Whittingham_still_revered_by_Oxford_United_fans/

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

He's a hero apparently because he scored in a 2-1 defeat.

People actually get paid to write that shit!

Jesus, they really are mental.

Fucking hell!

There's something seriously wrong up there.

Still back on Tuesday myself.Hopefully I'll catch up soon.Not feeling overly optimistic about Sunday, just hoping the usual thing about form counting for nowt in a local derby holds true this time.

Something right in the Oxford Mail though - 2 back page stories about Swindon and now a timely reminder they should see defeat as something to be proud of!

Blimey, it's embarrassing enough being in the same division as them let alone the prospect of a defeat on Sunday. We've attracted enough of the donuts on here already, a defeat would mean extra jam and sugar  :)

According to a fountain of knowledge on their site Bananagate isnt true, and graham rix wasnt a paedophile

Graham Rix wasn't a peadophile. Didn't he get done for banging a 15 year old?

if there's grass on the wicket

the ex iraqi minister of information is an oxford  fan?

I'd rather we didn't talk about the scummy cunts tbh, Treat them with the disdain they deserve.

I'll be gutted if we lose Sunday, but a part of me will take comfort in the fact that at least I'm a Swindon supporter, not one of those wankstains.

Underage family friend.

Gave her a sweet i suspect

If they're under 16 it's illegal and you're a wrong'un.

How old is your daughter arriba?

11.

So in approximately three years time we're good to go?

Wow.

Is this your way of convincing yourself you're not a paedophile? ;)

that would make her 14 so no. I'm saving her for jayo anyway.
lighten up you stupid cunt

what point are you trying to make?
forgive me for posting in jest you fucking sad cunt.

I jest also - perhaps it is you sir who needs to lighten up?

The difference is you went personal with it Billy

I thought he was trying to prove a point that what i had put up was out of order.
What if it's your daughter etc.
Weired way of jesting if you ask me but maybe i'm being naive.

No mate

I found the personal bit "a bit wrong"

Fair enough - maybe I'm a bit strange.  Its been said before.  Apologies arriba, no offence intended.

none taken.

I'm not a peadophile. There's a world of difference between unlawful sex and child rape.

Safe to say I've done worse than Uncle Graham.

Either way you'll end up on the sex pests list if you get caught.

Have you had a go on Golden Graham?

She'd be 22 by now :D Pretty sure I got away with it.

I'm probably saying the wrong thing again, but I'm not sure sleeping with someone underage is something to be proud of.  "Woohoo - I shagged a child!"

Oh - and back on topic - I don't get to many games and I cannot wait for Sunday.

Would anyone care to deliver any more ammo to our Oxf*rd friends up the road?

Yeah jesus christ this thread took a turn for the ridiculous!

It started off ridiculous and went downhill.

Anyone else bored of Oxford already?

OF is generally part of the family here and can be forgiven, but each day the level of boring posts and unwitty banter increases. The sooner this game is over (with us hopefully the victors) the better as far as I am concerned.

If it doesn't go to plan then I suspect Oxford might rumble on a bit. I suspect new account registrations will be suspended.

Still, they can't complain. I'm still annoyed Big Fat Barsteward Ox banned me from Oxford's Rivals site when I mentioned something about slipping out the football league a few times.

It is Thursday, therefore I am a bit nervous

Shitting it.

Though I still have full faith in Paolo to make the right changes, he's not stupid he knows what's going wrong, he gave them the chance after Saturday to fix it and they let him down.

yeah i am bored shitless with everything to do with them, if we lose im going to delete my account :suicide:

So has anyone bought a new pair of trainers for Sunday?

Why buy when one can loot?

You? :chococat:

Good newspaper you're right but ebay was its downfall.

I see what you did there

So how many of these profiles are Eric...

I have actually.

There only cheap mind, wont matter so much when i kick one of you in the face

Latest i hear is that it was Constable who burned the pitch...jeeeze i know he wants to leave for his teams bigger rivals but its a strange way of handing in a transfer request thats for sure :D

I am actually dreading this.Just so worried about potential trouble around the ground and in town.And of course the thought of losing to them is just hideous and unthinkable,really wish we weren't in the same league as them.Has been so nice the last decade not having to play them.

Wish i didn't have a ticket to go in all honesty.Could do without the stress in my condition!

I agree in the sense that I'm worried that there might be trouble outside the ground.  However, on the football side I'm so excited to be playing them again.  Its been far too long - let's just hope that the true spirit of a derby game isn't hijacked by those looking for any excuse for a scrap.

I've been to enough games vs Oxford, home and away, to know that the true spirit of this particularly derby is ****ing horrible.  I'll be glad to see the back of this game.

The only thing I'm worried about is taking my lad with me. It would be a shit day if somebody started on us, I think that's unlikely even for the Ox knuckle dragger element.

I understand your worries. If its any consolation my Dad took me to The Manor when i was about 10. I had my town shirt on but we had no problems on the bus or around the ground. There are limits to how low people will stoop - hopefully the same will apply on Sunday!

Were you exceptionally short for your age at the time?

:D

(Yes)

Is he not a bit short for his age now?

If 6 foot is short, then yes

I think they would stoop that low.

Wait! I always confuse you reeves-a-likes. Are you CHILLLEEERRRRSSSSS?

Played 1 game in front of about 1500 Pox fans, which they lost. What a legend.

I'm the ginger one!

Really explains why they're so up for this weekend when all they've got to cling to is Guy fucking Whittingham.

Can we just pull the bravado in a bit until Saturday night?  We lost our last game against them and our start to the season hasn't been brilliant.

Throughout history we are clearly the better club and they are a club who only have three sides to their ground.  These facts speak for themselves.  As for Sunday, I do believe we will win- but its not inevitable.

To draw a conclusion to the matter whatever the result Oxford will always be in our shadow Club history proves that  ;)

Well clearly not always.  That's a very finite statement.  If they win 3 promotions in a row and win the top league 8 times in a row, and we stay where we are, they wouldn't be in our shadow. 

But yes - historically we are the bigger club.  Currently its pretty equal.

I'm prepared to wait a whole two days for Sunday.

No, we have four sides. If we had three we would be playing in a triangle. Were you one of the guys who broke in and burnt the letters SFTC (instead of STFC) on our pitch?

Surely it's 2 sides and 2 ends?

Do you like mayo in your BLT?

Agree it's certainly two sides and two ends.  Every proper club has two sides and two ends!

He sounds more like a brown sauce man to me.

 Mayo is a must in any BLT!

Fucking hate BLT with or without mayo - fucking hate Scummers.

Fuck off miss marple!

Fuck it, I'm excited now, a whole hour ahead of schedule.

Chim Chimeny, Chim Chimeny, Chim chim churoooo.

I go a wondering across the cliffs of Dover
and if I see an Oxford fan I'll kick the BASTARD over (I am actually off to Dover after the match).

We turned the manor ground into a public lavatory......

SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM...

Hes clearly a copper.  Dont tell him anything!  Dont tell him your name Pike.

 :D :D

Could be either, a rectangle has four sides and that is the shape of our ground! Of course some great clubs have oval shaped grounds so don't really have any sides.

He should try the South Farringdon Tractor Club message board.

Sorry to me a ground is only a ground if it is completely enclosed by the stadium which could mean it has four sides, am oval shape, a circle, a hexagon a pentagon or what ever shape you want it to be.  A ground with three sides is not enclosed therefore it is not a ground it is merely a shit hole that attracts shit.

Exactly.

Though by O*fords definition of a ground my garden has two sides of a football stadium in it ;)

looking forward to this seeing as its the first game with the pox for a long while. will be bringing along a friend who has been to a few games last season and 2 games this season so this will be his first experience watching the piss stained scumbags

The only time I can recall bringing along people to an O*ford game was the 4-2 win at The Manor....couple of American girls over for work, who were interested in the prospect of a manifestation of the English disease.  Had to apologise at the end of the day, just how tame it had been.

It'll be interesting to see whether the atmosphere of hate remains. There will surely large groups of fans that go back, but football has changed a lot in the 10 years since we last played them. I wonder what the new breed family friendly fan will make of it. And people like bogus Dave and Tails, who are so young they probably can't remember the last time we played in the league and must wonder what all the fuss is about.

The fact that the Town End has sold out suggests that nothing has changed at all. I blame the parents :) We'll see.

I'm starting to get excited for this now.

A bit nervous about the result as don't think there's much to choose between the sides on early evidence and don't want to endure the scummers' gloating if they somehow manage to win.

Hopefully PdC will have us fired up and I imagine the atmosphere will be fantastic, fullish ground with both sets of fans singing, can't wait.

Just had a brief soiree onto that yellows forum....jeez, that site mights as well be called the anti swindon forum, I would say about 60 to 70% posts are about us/this game. No stone is being left unturned in different angles to analyse...

Healthy hatred is one thing but this obsession is well ott.

And I know some of you piss stained wankers read this, so please feel free to copy and paste.

Oxford, we are laughing at you. Go get yourselves some lives.

Fuck off Joey

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/sport/oxfordunited/9204704.Joey_relishes_derby_contest/

“And when I played back at Swindon for Oxford I was getting kicked all over the place – maybe they thought I was a dangerous player, but I thrived on it."


No mate



they just thought you were a cunt

Surprise. Is he holidaying in Abingdon, can't imagine him leaving Oxfordshire for more than an hour.


Cunt

Bollocks he's on holiday, that cunt wouldnt have the bottle to go to CG as a fan.

To confirm, it is Friday & I'm feeling a bit more optimistic.

According to that yellows site oxford_fan is a traitor :D

He also forgot to mention that he was almost in tears that game. MUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!

Am I the only one who finds the fact that he has 6000+ posts on here a little weird?

Are you?   ;)

:-) modified...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Z9M7I7Ilk

Looks like thriving to me. Re-write history in your own head you gutless waste of space.

ha, the treatment of beauchump in this game was legendary. hateful little troll.

The prick is probably too pissed to remember. He'll be hiding at home on sunday,sucking on his mums tits the fucking baby.

The whole of BBC Radio poxford's (effem) breakfast show was pretty much dedicated to Sunday's match, including an interview with the Radio Wiltshire sports reporter.

They have now got a thread dedicated to Sunday' weather in Swindon on a pox forum.

They truely are fanatical about Swindon; therefore they are Swindon 'fans' - closeted ones.

I think we are on thin ice with this one. Our own BBC Swindon breakfast show had an interview with the leader of the Oxscum Supporter trust. He was a smug twat and no PaulD*.



*apologies to however is now in that role

Did he mention BANANAS?

Even someone like Jim Rosenthal used to come down the A420 to watch STFC.

Actually seriously buzzing for this now.

Apologies in advance for linking to wanker Iain Dale's website, but...

http://www.iaindale.com/posts/swindon-vs-oxford?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Whilst fucking his sister up the wrong un'.

Cunt.

This my first Swindon poxford game ever and um buzzin like mad me all my brothers and old man are travelling for Norwich to see this game it's gunn a be epic   :D

Im so up for this! We are going to fuck up those piss stained wankers!

I'm getting the hang of this young speak - This is your first derby match and you're very excited. You're travelling down from Norwich with your father and brothers and the game's going to be a classic.

How did I do?

Oh, and welcome to the forum!

My team for Sunday:

Smith, Amankwaah, Flint, Devera, Kennedy, Caddis, McCormack, Ferry, Ritchie, Connell, Clarke.

this would be superb

Sadly I have to be in Sunderland at 9 am on Sunday morning, why did the bastards move the game if they are allowing the pubs to open anyway - I think I have seen every other Town v. shit game, gotta miss this one on the whim of the police!!

Apology accepted.

That looks like a really decent side :), so I would think it will be nothing like that when Di Cannio announces the team.

Well your local rag is not with so many articles dedicated to us and there is, of course, your manager who is comparing the game to the world cup final  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:! Oh and you of course who has had a "brief soiree" onto our forum but managed to read 60/70% of posts.

:nod:

No problem cunt!  Next time I won't apologise for the fact you are wrong I will just tell you.  Now fuck off.

Well we are going to be in a stand without a roof.

Yeah and I hope it fucking pissed down. Not looking hopeful though.

Yeah I'm wrong just like the football league (who recognise our ground) is or your version of a ground is a bit stupid mmm let me think  :hmmm:!

You hope what fucking pissed down?

I made a typo. I'll see if you can figure it out. No conferring.

Oh I get it, you hope it rains on Sunday. Is that because it suits your style of football and makes our passing game harder?

No, purely for schadenfreude.

His typo confused his whole sentence, hence my confusion. I have nothing against the odd typo (i'm as guilty as anyone) as long as you understand the point.

Ok, innocent until proven guilty although spelling STFC wrong pretty much rules out Shrewsbury and rules in one of your lot.

Well coming from Swindon you have to find your pleasure somehow.

Oh, how my sides are splitting.

anyone know what time the messenger is opening sun

The Football League treat clubs like teachers treat the simple kids at school.  You should know.  They like to get you involved and will tell you anything to raise your morale.  This is why they recognise your ground as a ground.  Behind you back they piss themselves laughing at it.  But as long as your happy that's all that matters!

That is quite possibly the worst analogy I have ever heard :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:, no need for me to say anymore!

Promise?

To Slinky, yes. By the way I think Leon Clark will be a good signing for you, him and the Dutch lad are the two signings you have made that made me sit up a bit.

re - the arguments about a ground.
I would certainly think that the Kassam is a "ground" - there are "grounds" in the local County League - as long as they have barriers all around, a bit of room for spectators a couple of dugouts and maybe one or two other criteria.

Whether it is a proper stadium is another argument.  I'm sure the OU fans will claim it is as it's in the name! However, it's arguably an unfinished stadium as one end is empty - maybe they'll get there one day.

The Kassam is an incomplete stadium.

It isn't even theirs!

can we move on and stop arguing about there fucking ground ::)

I've woken up this morning and remembered that O***rd are fucking shite  :)

I think I'm going to sign off now until after the game.  Obviously this forum has got nothing on the bile-fest that is yellows.com (?), but it is (inevitably) getting a bit tedious.  All I need to know now is whether Clarke gets registered in time to make the squad.

Good luck, everyone!

i thought that about cheltnum, oh wait ::)

Sriving down from Manchester with my Dad and brother this afternoon for a brief overnighter at some relatives in Bristol and then up early for the game tomorrow. It'll be my 1st derby at the age of 26 and I've managed to persuade the old man to go back to his youth and get tickets in the Town End, just want to get today out of the way now!

Anyone know if the Oxford fans are having the Stratton Bank or are they up in the corner of the Arkells? Just watching some of the old videos from youtube and the ground looks so much better with both stands behind the goals full.

They've got both the arkells bit and stratton bank.

They have both Stratton Bank and the corner bit in the Arkells

Makes sense, last time I was at the CG it was for the last game of the season v Walsall when we both got promoted, cracking day and great to see the ground full. Hoping for similar tomorrow (although not quite as mutually benfeficial and without the good natured pitch invasion at the end)

Don't forget, if you pull a Poxford lass to wear a condom on your fingers.

leprosy started back in the 1200's when an errant visitor to the new University fingered a Poxford girl without protection.

just say no!

Two Town v Scum preview articles on The Washbag:

The birth of a rivalry - http://thewashbag.com/2011/08/19/swindon-oxford-the-birth-of-a-rivalry/

Rivalries, we've had a few. But then again, just one to mention - http://thewashbag.com/2011/08/20/swindon-v-oxford-rivalries-we%e2%80%99ve-had-a-few-but-then-again-just-one-to-mention/

What time does the Legends lounge open? Anyone?

Think I read it was 10.30 on the OS?

http://www.swindontownfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10341~2213238,00.html


Half 10

Thanks, i suppose that would have been quite easy to check. Im a lazy bugger.

Wish I could take on few beers before the match, but I've got to drive back afterwards. Shit times!!

http://yellowsforum.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=4113

I think this shows just how important we are to them.

That is cringeworthy posting from that Town fan though. Makes us look silly.

No Onion,makes him look silly.

Err, did you read the thread? Pretty much every reply says that our playoff win to get back in the league was undoubtedly more important than Sunday.

So yeah, it does show how important you are to us - rivals, but not the end of the world, as some here would have you believe. Thanks for the fine example of perspective.

Beauchamp says he didnt want to go to Swindon in the first place..
Harry Redknapp's autobiography says otherwise...there's practically a chapter on its own about how he hated beauchamp and how he tried to stiff Swindon by asking for ridiculous wages

There is conclusive evidence that Beachump is an absolute twat.
Let those scummy cunts claim him all they want. I'd be embarrased to

yep, they all think he's some kind of hero for going back.  ok he had some talent but rarely showed it for us and it's a shame he didn't go back sooner.

Conclusive evidence  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:. Is that the same Harry Rednapp who has been charged with tax evasion?

i refuse to argue with a sandwich

two words - robert maxwell

 What about him?

Thus still innocent

Damn. We take it all back. Clearly those disparate points lead to the obvious fact that Joey isn't a twat. Please accept our apologies.

had his mouth wrapped around you at some point i'm sure

Yep still innocent, but where is the evidence that his word is conclusive? Great manager though.

Not the greatest at this are you, still not sure what he has to with Harry Rednapp and Joey?

Accepted.

well you imply harry's a crook, so i put maxwell forward as a counter offer, it's quite simple really...

I would agree with you, Maxwell was a great big bloody crook, a war hero, but still an indefensible crook. So are we playing a game where we sling the names of crooks at each other, ok, how about Brian Hillier. Still not sure what this game has to do with Harry and Joey?

i ask you all to ignore this cock. I thank you

To be fair, I have made your argument look a bit silly so not surprised this is your answer.

i didn't bring either harry or joey into it, but both you and i have replied to posts about them so you're just as bad as i am in this instance.

i hope i can come out of this weekend walking tall...

'Harry & Joey' sounds like a crime fighting duo, only gay.

I don't think your bad. My view tbh is that I think you might sneak it tommorow 2-1 although i hope not.

Beauchamp is a cunt
Redknapp is a cunt
Hillier is a cunt
Maxwell is a cunt

Hope that clears things up

Its a block of flaps.

Hillier wasn't a cunt. His motives were OK but he fucked up badly. He paid the price for it. Lionel Smart was the real big killer cunt.

I wasnt bothered on monday.

Now all you yellow bellys can fuck right off.

OXF, ORD Joey Beauchamps got VD

:clap:

Just watched a full blooded Sunderland v Newcastle derby on MOTD. Whets the apatite.

Bring on the scum.

sorry, i can't let this go...

all you seem to do is talk about oxford and post links to oxford threads, i'm not sure who you're trying to kid?

Best. PutDown. Ever.

Well it's Sunday, and today's the day we smash the shit out of the fuckers. 

And lets not forget about the football ;D

Personally I don't care which set of yoof run the other set all around town, I just want us to win on the pitch

Sorry Posh you got the wrong end of the stick...i was talking about me sex life.

It'd be like DV not caring about Greer. Speaking of DV I haven't seen him around for a while, I wonder where he is on derby day? (Perhaps Joey Beachamp has got him?)

It wouldn't make for great TV. They could only solve crimes that happen in their street, as their mums wont let them go any further. They also need to be home by 6pm. It's a big, bad world out there.

DV has spent most of this week firing out of both ends!!

He will also be spending derby day sat on his sofa (...and possibly his toilet) with the radio on. I said I wasnt going this season and I'm sticking to it. Like most on here I really thought the passion would come flooding back - but even today I really couldnt give a fuck.

2 defeats already is, 2 too many.

Ahh DV, you clearly do give a little bit of a fuck, otherwise you wouldn't be listening to the game.

Maybe - although I didnt make it through the entirety of Cheltenham or Daggers. We dont do come backs do we?