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I have heard from a mate that the SMHS are defo going to be in attendance on the 21st and there up for a pillow fight. there will be around 60-100 of them have not got tickets for the game but just coming down for a slumber party. This really bothers me as im taking my young kids to the game and just hope there's no games of spin the bottle and truth or dare. Apparently there all going to the Merlin early so i would stay well away from there peer pressure should be massive for this game its been over 10 years and i feel this will be one of the worst sleepovers for gossip in the last decade, hope im wrong. Do you think our School of Arts & Sciences will be out in force.

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also why's this in the Computer & Tech board?

Who the f**k are South Midland hit squad?

A side project for the members of Blazin Squad?

They're  ;)

Bollocks.

I am a shite Grammar Nazi..

Honestly don't care.

If people would rather smack lumps out of each other, get nicked and/or put in hospital then let them get on with it. As long as those wishing to participate are the only ones involved.

I'm going to the game to watch us thrash Oxford.

Troll

Blatantly the old bill.

So you have kids and you know the number of idiots coming for a scrap... OK, then. Like hert hab, I call bullshit.

I have never even heard of the South Midland Hit Squad TBF.

Probably a bunch of pansies anyway.

Yeah fuck off

I wish the police would designate the assorted morons a field somewhere in Swindon which they will not be policing and allow them to kick seven bells out of eachother merrily out of everyone else's way.

Ideally, I'd then bomb the area, but we can't have everything.

Their name sounds like something Spacey would make up and if I couldn't see his IP and it was a bit funnier, I'd be thinking it was Spacey.

Ruddy nora! Sounds mighty scary!

I heard that So Solid Crew are out in force and joining forces with The Blazing Squad.
I hope this is not true as I have have a neice and a nephew who are both JLS fans and I'm worried about taking them to the game.

Neice and nephew my ass, you're the JLS fan. I bet you even 'Like' them on Facebook.

I'm ard me. I'd take on all you cunts.

Get off my facebook page!

What's wrong with JLS?  I like them  :clap:

I hope you're fishing. Otherwise I fear for your mental wellbeing.

It's been a long day and I'm not feeling the best!  Tomorrow I will be back to my normal self.

I'd file this under B for Bullshit. so we've got a bad ass crew that are going to go to a pub that will be heavilly policed and marched to the ground - not much aof a crew is it?

That's great. Can you ask to do something by Joy Division, Transmission or Atmosphere maybe.

SMHS    :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Go on, tell me another one.

I know of a massive Oxford group full of idiots who are coming to Swindon without a ticket just to have a riot with us there all gathering in the Merlin pub till there is enough of them and a few pints down them then they are apparently letting loose on us. Its been ten years since our last meeting and i do believe this could be one of the worst derbies for trouble we will experience surely there is going to be a massive police force the TVP hve cancelled leave for that Sunday.

I know of a massive group of Oxford fans who are coming to sit down and enjoy a game of football. They're apparently going to sing some songs and clap a bit and maybe even swear.

Have a feeling the Ignore button's going to get used a few more times before the 21st.

Do I have to do anything ???

I personally think this is one of the terrifyingly named hit squad, surely not even old bill are this wet? I'm guessing he's 16, a Luke or a Dwayne and is loving wanking over the match instead of his mum's shoes.

As long as their splinter group Thames Valley Armed Militia (TVAM) don't turn up, we'll be okay.

Don't you mean Thames Wallys Armed Troop Squadron?

I was in the Thames Van Fingering Squad (BLUP) back in the day

I iz nw wel lookin 4ward 2 dis game.

Will they come on mopeds like that scene in Quadrophenia?

no they'll probably come in the toilet together (after getting off their Raleigh Runabouts and Puch Maxis)

Nah, dem Oxfud is greasers innit,

I'm rather hoping they won't enjoy the game of football one bit.

tell them to head to east/ north london instead :sofa:

Catch ya. All that leathers and moustaches...

..hey, I hear that our SAS are now meeting in the pink rooms, I hope the big Oxford baddies don't go there instead of the Merlin...don't let The South Yorkshire Oxford Banging Crew know that or it will well kick off, you get me.

Merged the Pox mongs two pointless threads. I'd like to delete the latter one, but I've been told people prefer to read this shit, so uhm, yeah, have fun. :)

As far as I understand, the South MIdlands Hit Squad doesn't even exist anymore, nor the youth element that emerged for a while about 7-8 years ago. Both groups disbanded after a number of banning orders and the TVP getting them under control.

However I'm pretty confident that plenty of local rats, boxers and whatnots will find their way to Swindon somehow with tickets or not. THey'll then be kettled somewhere and have no impact on the matchday experience.

Original poster is definitely a troll / scrote, somewhere between the age of 13-17, and most likely Oxford based.

As far as I'm concerned the biggest threat to ruining my day out, if the last 12 months is anything to go by, is the beahviour of TVP

Hopefully it will be 11 players in red that ruin your day. I genuinely fucking hate you guys but I really hope any Scummer that comes in peace and wants to watch the game and go home gets the opportunity to do just that. I'd imagine that those who want it will be very easily accomodated.

Just don't act like a prick and you'll be fine.

what a troll this kid is

go back to sniffing mummys pants