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Title: Shocking Christmas Cracker Jokes!
Post by: Whits on Sunday, December 26, 2004, 14:29:03
I'm sure everyone had some shocking cracker jokes, whack em down here for peoples enjoyment...if thats what you can call it!

What bee can never be understood?

A Mumble-Bee.



Which type of dog has no tail?

A Hotdog



What do you call a bull asleep on the ground?

A bulldozer



Where do cows go on Saturday?

The moo-vies

Shit i think you'll agree!


Title: Shocking Christmas Cracker Jokes!
Post by: DMR on Sunday, December 26, 2004, 14:31:07
Fuzzy memory, don't remember them  :?


Title: Shocking Christmas Cracker Jokes!
Post by: STFC_Chris on Sunday, December 26, 2004, 14:52:36
What sort of band doesnt play music?

An elastic band :roll:


Title: Shocking Christmas Cracker Jokes!
Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, December 26, 2004, 15:56:00
What do cats rest their heads on in bed?

Caterpillars

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Which animal sticks pins in its coat?

Badger


Title: Shocking Christmas Cracker Jokes!
Post by: Johno on Wednesday, December 29, 2004, 00:29:29
'doctor doctor can you help me out?'

'sure, which way did you come in?'  :soapy tit wank:  :roll: