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Title: Swindon firm struggling to decide between violence and worshipping Christ Post by: Smells like Dave Syrett on Friday, June 24, 2011, 11:50:15 Swindon firm struggling to decide between football violence and worshipping Christ
News that Swindon's home game against Oxford has been moved to Sunday has presented Swindon Town's hooligans with the dilemma of whether they should embark in some football related thuggery or attend church to worship our Lord Jesus Christ. The game, which was originally scheduled for August 20th, has been moved to the Sunday after police revealed that football hooligans are less violent before 1pm on Sundays due to there well known love of Jesus. "I'm really not sure what to do," said 28 year old Paul Barry . "Do I immerse myself in the love of Jesus or the urge to punch Oxford scum repeatedly in the face?" It's not just hooligans that have been left disappointed by the switch, with fans of both clubs concerned how the early kick off will impact upon their drinking time. "When it's a 3pm kick off, I tend to pace myself so that when the game starts I'm pleasantly drunk," Said one Town fan. "If it's a 1pm kick off, I'll end up drinking much more quickly and get so pissed I'll kick the shit out of anyone after only the slightest provocation." he continued. [url width=460 height=276]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2009/8/28/1251477076617/West-Ham-hooligans-001.jpg[/url] We love you Jesus we do! Title: Re: Swindon firm struggling to decide between violence and worshipping Christ Post by: Ralphy on Friday, June 24, 2011, 11:56:10 Is that Crispy at the front ? :girlgiggle:
Title: Re: Swindon firm struggling to decide between violence and worshipping Christ Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, June 24, 2011, 12:24:19 they singing the YMCA?
Title: Re: Swindon firm struggling to decide between violence and worshipping Christ Post by: Gnasher on Friday, June 24, 2011, 12:33:44 Isn't that a movie still from Fame?
Title: Re: Swindon firm struggling to decide between violence and worshipping Christ Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, June 24, 2011, 12:36:07 The image is named West Ham hooligans.
So I'm going to guess it is a picture of some West Ham hooligans Title: Re: Swindon firm struggling to decide between violence and worshipping Christ Post by: Ralphy on Friday, June 24, 2011, 12:36:48 Propa nawty
Title: Re: Swindon firm struggling to decide between violence and worshipping Christ Post by: Batch on Friday, June 24, 2011, 12:39:55 Are you muggin' them off
Title: Re: Swindon firm struggling to decide between violence and worshipping Christ Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 24, 2011, 17:36:18 Oh my god wish someone had told me to put in a tena lady before I read the TEF today! :)
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