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Went on a blind date in Weston Super Mare last night. She seemed ok at first, not much of a looker but anyone who knows me will know I can't afford to be picky. After 30 mins or so though the date went rapidly downhill. The reason for this (Well the main one) was when she said; "I have a secret to tell you". Now I had already picked up that she was a bit 'strange' but I wasn't expecting her revelation. "I collect skulls, I've got about 60 of them".

SKULLS! wtf?

Needless to say I exited stage right as fast as I could.

(Oh and the 'Grand' Pier is shit).

Anyone else got any humorous first date/blind date stories?

Dressed up as a woman and pretended to collect skulls.  You should've seen the bloke's face.

I said she wasn't a looker mate, but she wasn't that bad.

Touché, dear boy.

I bet she gave good head

I'll keep this one short and sweet. On a first date about 8 years ago I got really pissed and somehow managed to slash all over the poor girls bathroom floor. That was fun.

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She's got a long way to go before she makes the big leagues such as Sedlec Ossuary :)

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 I don't really do dates as such, but have had plenty of bizarre encounters with ladies of uncertain age. A notable one was with a well kept lady who was older than me. We were walking from the Wheatsheaf, post pub closing, when she told me she frequented the Spiritualist place in Devizes Road...and that if I wanted she could put me in touch with my recently deceased father.

Didn't exit until the next morning mind..

Got drunk in the Rhondda one time (well lots of times, but just once for this story) and had an offer to go home with a young lady.

Can't remember what happened when we got home, but I woke up in the morning looking at a skull wearing a pair of John Lennon sunglasses on the bedside table.

This bird in Weston wasn't Welsh, was she?

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Haha, what did you fucking expect in Weston?

I married the last bird I went on a blind date with.....

Went on date with a bird a few years back with a bird who was a bit stuck up.  She had given me a couple of strange looks during the evening and then i realised i was flying low, she noticed that i had to discovered this so i tried to add some humour to the situation by saying "the cage door might be open but the lion is asleep for now".

She wasnt amused but frankly i didnt care and never saw her again after that evening.

I was once on a training course in Stevenage, the hotel i was staying at had a christmas party in their function room that me and my mate gatecrashed, it turned out to be the inland revenue party. At the end of the night when the slow dances were on i was dancing with this bird and she asked what part i worked for, off the top of my head i said supplies, anyway the next morning when she found out that i didn't work at the inland revenue she went mad and tried to trash my hotel room.

I thought you were all loved up Hertha. What happened?

Collecting skulls isnt that weird.

Depends how they are collected

Unless she's been collecting the heads and just letting the maggots get to them.  That is weird.

The usual! Still, 6 months for me is ok :D


We have different definitions of weird. 60 skulls scattered around your home is fucking weird to me.

You're seeing her again aren't you..

I might have been 61 if you weren't playing hard to get.

I went on a date with a bird once and whilst nibbling her ear lobes she piped up "oh don't do that I haven't cleaned them for ages"

I also used to date a girl that I used to take to the cinema so I wouldn't have to talk to her.

Any hole's a goal...

Just make sure it's got skin..

It's all nuts in guts.

It really is. I've never, ever known anyone, ever, who collected skulls.

Herthab, maybe you should introduce her to Yeo if you're done with her :)

You been on that plentyoffish again Steve?

Yes mate. Should've learned by now! Still, it's all experience!

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FFS. Thanks for pointing out my typo Cola Fola.

Was supposed to be "It might have been 61 if you weren't playing hard to get. " . Honestly I've not been to Weston for years.

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If they were human skulls it would be weird,but surely its animals.Thats not weird its interesting...maybe im weird haha

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I asked her what type of skulls and she said all sorts, including 4 human ones.

Freak.

I'd hook them up Herthab! Cupid in a slighty weird kind of way!