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Title: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Miles Mayhem on Thursday, May 26, 2011, 19:38:19 i will kick things off with;
I think I'll, erm, go to my room and, er, lean on the sink. And have a little bit of....sick Mr Partridge, thats the kitchens! Yeah I'm going to...cook all the food... Alan, this is a hotel. Three star! Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Batch on Thursday, May 26, 2011, 19:50:15 The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!
Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:24:02 You big girls' bras
Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Bumpkin on Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:28:21 Smell my cheese
Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:29:02 DAN!
DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! He's not seen us... DAN! DAN! DAN! Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Compo on Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:34:46 Technically, Lynn, your life's not worth insuring.
Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Compo on Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:35:32 You look awful cheery on the first anniversary of your mother's death.
Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:37:22 'Lynn could you have a word with that builder- yesterday his jeans were so far off his backside you could more or less see his anus.'
Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Compo on Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:38:45 http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/quotes_generator.shtml
All quality.... Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Batch on Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:40:40 Stop getting Bond wrong
Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:43:56 "With a mere ninety break-horse-power available, progress is too leisurely to be called fast, but on the motorway in fifth gear the Megane's slow pace really becomes a pain. Uphill runs become power-sappingly mundane, while overtaking National Express coaches can become a long, drawn-out affair."
Not my words, Carol. The words of Top Gear magazine! Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Arch Stanton on Thursday, May 26, 2011, 21:00:49 Partridge's horse racing commentary on the closing stages of Sandown's 3.30 Chickery Tip Incest Cup
Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon.... :D You'd definitely put a bet on a horse with that name http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDB5Akd4-Z4 Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: jonah on Thursday, May 26, 2011, 22:02:08 You're a mentalist!!
Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, May 26, 2011, 22:23:15 Twat, he must have a foot like a traction engine!
GOAL, and another! Is this cool, am I cool now? "Help, I'm trapped under a cow!" "Somebody get me Cliff Thorburn" "Cliff Thorburn is not a presenter... he's a snooker player... he's an unknown quantity!" Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Sippo on Friday, May 27, 2011, 07:29:41 I love Alan Partridge. Simply ace. Way too many quotes to mention. The Iphone app is superb!
Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Trashbat? on Friday, May 27, 2011, 08:59:06 We have a caller on the line who fears he may be a gay, he's married so we'll only refer to him by his christian name. This is Domingo from little Oakley
Lynn these are sex people two of my faves Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: gingernuggets on Friday, May 27, 2011, 09:06:17 Touch my face
Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Compo on Friday, May 27, 2011, 09:21:27 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZspqjtG2k
Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Compo on Friday, May 27, 2011, 09:23:40 Will you stop saying you threw your monkey into the sea!
Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Abrahammer on Friday, May 27, 2011, 11:48:23 Monkey Tennis?
Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Jean-Francois is God on Friday, May 27, 2011, 13:14:48 Inter-City-Sumo? Very cheap to make, you could do it in a pub car park.
Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Forza_Swindon on Friday, May 27, 2011, 13:48:04 Whoooo... who do you think you are?
Jill, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich town centre? I’ll be honest I’m dead against it. People forget that traders need access to DIXONS... They do say it’ll help people in wheEEEeelchairs… Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: LucienSanchez on Friday, May 27, 2011, 13:56:23 "Big Yellow Taxi there by Joni Mitchell, a song in which she complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking lot' - a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise. Something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."
Title: Re: Favourite Alan Partridge quote Post by: Jean-Francois is God on Friday, May 27, 2011, 14:33:55 I’m going nowhere, Lynn. Quite literally, I’m on the ring road. Third time round. I’ve just been into B&Q for a bag of tungsten-tipped screws. Never gonna use ‘em. Never gonna use ‘em.
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