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Title: Guess the bit that made me laugh Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 20:47:23 Quote The body of a man with his hands and feet nailed to a wooden cross and a crown of thorns on his head has been found in an abandoned stone quarry, South Korean police said Wednesday. A man wearing only underwear, with a wound on the side of his torso and nylon strings tied around his neck, arms and stomach, was found crucified Sunday in Mungyong, 190 kilometres southeast of Seoul, said Chung Ji-chun, chief of the violent crime section at Gyeongbuk Provincial Police Agency. Two smaller crosses were erected on each side of the cross he was nailed to, Chung said. Police also found nails, a hammer, an electric drill, pieces of wood and instructions on how to build crosses inside a tent near the scene, Chung said. An SUV belonging to the dead man was found nearby. Police are waiting for a forensic report to determine the exact time and cause of the man’s death and whether it was a homicide or suicide. Chung identified the man as a 58-year old surnamed Kim. Popular representations of the death of Jesus Christ depict him crucified between the crosses of two thieves, wearing a crown of thorns, a white cloth over his loins, with a wound on his side from a Roman soldier’s spear. http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/asia/4962973/Man-found-crucified-wearing-crown-of-thorns Title: Re: Guess the bit that made me laugh Post by: tans on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 20:54:24 The name bit
Title: Re: Guess the bit that made me laugh Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 20:55:18 whether it was a homicide or suicide. This bit. Title: Re: Guess the bit that made me laugh Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 20:56:06 Quote and instructions on how to build crosses Title: Re: Guess the bit that made me laugh Post by: König on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 20:56:20 whether it was homicide or suicide
edit: damn you samdy gray Title: Re: Guess the bit that made me laugh Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 21:00:07 The homicide thing is even better.
I didn't notice it because I was giggling at the fact they needed instructions on how to build a cross. Title: Re: Guess the bit that made me laugh Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 21:01:14 Fuck me, that would be some seriously committed suicide.
Title: Re: Guess the bit that made me laugh Post by: Lumps on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 21:42:25 What did he do, hammer the nail into his second hand with his cock?
Title: Re: Guess the bit that made me laugh Post by: jutty274 on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 21:54:14 whether it was homicide or suicide If it was a suicide, did his note say don't eat my eggs i will be back on Monday.Title: Re: Guess the bit that made me laugh Post by: 4D on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 22:40:08 "Inside a tent" ???
Also, how were both hands and feet nailed if it was suicide? Title: Re: Guess the bit that made me laugh Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 5, 2011, 00:17:14 It'd be pretty easy to impale your hand on a nail I would imagine, I think you've overlooked how he tied the strings
Title: Re: Guess the bit that made me laugh Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, May 5, 2011, 05:33:09 Quote Two smaller crosses were erected on each side of the cross he was nailed to I thought it was going to be this. Childish things like this make me chuckle a little :) Title: Re: Guess the bit that made me laugh Post by: @MacPhlea on Thursday, May 5, 2011, 05:51:06 Well if it was suicide then the Romans should take out a super injunction against the bible for it defamitary claims that they crucified him when in reality it was a mass suicide
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