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Title: Jack Midson signing
Post by: kinghart on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 16:47:48
Transfer listed poxford player met with chairman (my godfather) about signing a possible three year deal. Hear Cheltenham also after him. Could do a job, but thoughts about getting a scum player?? Would certainly make the fixture more interesting!  :D


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 16:50:02
Just can't wait for the scum. Last two times i've been to Oxford been stabbed and bottled by those inbreds. Roll on next season, and look forward to a good away day
Still fishing I see.


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 17:00:50
 Can someone rid us of the scummer....just tedious?


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 17:11:58
Who is he? I've never noticed him before.


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: kinghart on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 17:17:34
Who is he? I've never noticed him before.
I'm your fucking worst nightmare you c*nt.


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 17:19:18
Christ, I wouldn't want to imagine Ben's worst nightmare, his normal thoughts are messed up enough.


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: kinghart on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 17:21:26
Christ, I wouldn't want to imagine Ben's worst nightmare, his normal thoughts are messed up enough.
COME ON THEN.


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 17:22:38
Yawn


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 17:27:20
I had a nightmare about a bad curry once, that was pretty bad.


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: Spencer_White on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 17:27:59
time to put the trash out Ben?


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 17:31:14
The other day I had a really vivid dream that I'd inherited the secrets of the catholic church some how and the pope was trying to kill me. Fuck knows where that came from. There was a cool bit where I thought I'd escaped from wherever I was on the bus. But then some creepy bishop dude was started playing a huge church organ at the side of the road, obviously signalling that I was about to escape, I had to jump off a moving bus before it got blown up.

Then I was underwater but I could breathe but had to swim through a maze dodging a aqua-minotaur sea monster.

I have mental dreams.


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: blinkpip on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 17:31:52
Transfer listed poxford player met with chairman (my godfather) about signing a possible three year deal. Hear Cheltenham also after him. Could do a job, but thoughts about getting a scum player?? Would certainly make the fixture more interesting!  :D
I always wanted to use these.
 :bullshit: :twat: :banthem:


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: michael on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 17:34:05
Interesting that even the Oxford fan refers to them as scum.


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 17:44:19
Interesting that even the Oxford fan refers to them as scum.

I thought that too!


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: Dozno9 on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 18:01:52
I'm your fucking worst nightmare you c*nt.

He can't what?



Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 18:12:42
The other day I had a really vivid dream that I'd inherited the secrets of the catholic church some how and the pope was trying to kill me. Fuck knows where that came from. There was a cool bit where I thought I'd escaped from wherever I was on the bus. But then some creepy bishop dude was started playing a huge church organ at the side of the road, obviously signalling that I was about to escape, I had to jump off a moving bus before it got blown up.

Then I was underwater but I could breathe but had to swim through a maze dodging a aqua-minotaur sea monster.

I have mental dreams.
Isn't that basically just the plot of Dan Brown's next book?


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: otanswell on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 18:21:11
Mid son is shit anyway, didn't they bomb him out to Southend on loan due to crapness???

3 year deal...pah


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: A Gent Orange on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 18:24:55
Isn't that basically just the plot of Dan Brown's next book?

It will be now. Purely by coincedence, naturally.


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 19:03:59
Mid son is shit anyway, didn't they bomb him out to Southend on loan due to crapness???

3 year deal...pah
He played a blinder at Wembley and scored a hat-trick earlier this season at Torquay, but that's pretty much all he's done here in 2 seasons. He did go on loan to Southend and scored one, or maybe a couple, their fans sussed him pretty quick.

Lots of our fans bum him because he is one of those peripheral players who thick supporters never see enough of to realise that he's very average. And the same fans all call him 'Jack' instead of 'Midson', which I find really fucking annoying.


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: tans on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 19:08:31
Isnt he on loan at barnet at the mo OF?


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 19:36:10
I'd forgotten he still played for us to be honest, but yeah I think he's there with our minature cockney racist Sam Deering, trying their best to get Barnet relegated


Title: Re: Jack Midson signing
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 19:48:53
I'm your fucking worst nightmare you c*nt.

I tea-bagged your drum set.