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Title: Adver News: Matrix training technology is the perfect Fitz
Post by: News Monkey on Saturday, April 23, 2011, 07:00:04
Matrix training technology is the perfect Fitz
           



  SWINDON Town legend Fitzroy Simpson is launching a revolutionary training programme, using Swindon and the surrounding area as the flagship centre, as he looks to develop the stars of the future
  for the Robins.

           

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/8990681.Matrix_training_technology_is_the_perfect_Fitz/?ref=rss
           


Title: Re: Adver News: Matrix training technology is the perfect Fitz
Post by: A Gent Orange on Saturday, April 23, 2011, 07:52:52
It isn't 1st April again is it? This looks like it's in English but it doesn't read like English. It reads like one of Talk Talk's tinfoil hat websites (Obviously without the bit claiming we elected the Queen).


Title: Re: Adver News: Matrix training technology is the perfect Fitz
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, April 23, 2011, 07:54:01
Is this how he created Mark Marshall?


Title: Re: Adver News: Matrix training technology is the perfect Fitz
Post by: Spencer_White on Saturday, April 23, 2011, 09:06:51
This course teaches players how to dodge bullets in slow motion.


Title: Re: Adver News: Matrix training technology is the perfect Fitz
Post by: pauld on Saturday, April 23, 2011, 11:24:46
Maybe they don't actually train the players just make them think they're training in their sleep?


Title: Re: Adver News: Matrix training technology is the perfect Fitz
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, April 23, 2011, 11:31:03
They just have to believe