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Title: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: jutty274 on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:28:50 http://fourfourtwo.com/news/restoftheworld/77935/default.aspx (http://fourfourtwo.com/news/restoftheworld/77935/default.aspx)
Iffy Onuora has been sacked as Ethiopia coach, following comments he made about cows. Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: blinkpip on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:34:30 Maybe they will take Paul Hart of our hands.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: tans on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:05:59 Moooooo
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:12:10 Don't have a cow man
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: leefer on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:17:56 Maybe he fancied a bit of the udder.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:21:53 I heard he fell out with the players, they got some major beef with him
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Batch on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:23:40 The fans didn't like the hoooof ball he played.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:26:36 Lets steady down with the puns, we're milking it a bit now
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Nathan on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:27:09 You're milking it now.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:28:04 He was always onto a hiding
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: nochee on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:30:53 How dairy say that about cows :bye:
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:31:18 Hope he didn't have too much at steak over there.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Morgan Freeman on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:33:07 He really dropped a bull with that comment there..
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:33:55 Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: wiggy on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:34:16 You lot and your puns - you have really got them off pat
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:53:14 I don't think I cud think of another cow pun if I tried.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:56:26 I've never herd of such a silly thing
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:58:32 We'd butter stop now - this thread is losing its whey.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Nemo on Monday, April 18, 2011, 22:00:20 I've only semi-skimmed these puns, are they good?
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, April 18, 2011, 22:19:24 A truly offal thread. What a load of tripe!
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: leefer on Monday, April 18, 2011, 22:23:44 Wonder if they will be friesian his wages.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Dozno9 on Monday, April 18, 2011, 22:25:32 I herd he didn't need a cowculator to work them out anyway.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: pauld on Monday, April 18, 2011, 22:28:25 I'd advise everyone not to read these awful cow puns - just let them run pasteurise
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: wiggy on Monday, April 18, 2011, 22:36:18 This thread is tailing off now
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: 4D on Monday, April 18, 2011, 22:43:59 Moooooove on, nothing to see here
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: flammableBen on Monday, April 18, 2011, 22:45:10 I have four stomachs.
Not sure I've got the hang of this pun thing. Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: 4D on Monday, April 18, 2011, 22:47:06 Surely that's a rumournant fB?
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, April 18, 2011, 22:52:55 I have four stomachs. Not sure I've got the hang of this pun thing. It's OK Pun skills can take some time to digest Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Batch on Monday, April 18, 2011, 23:02:06 All these puns are just grazy talk
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: pauld on Monday, April 18, 2011, 23:03:29 Surely that's a rumournant fB? That's great work 4D. Although I'm reading the rest of this thread with a Heifer heartTitle: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: wiggy on Monday, April 18, 2011, 23:03:45 He is bound to get a ribbing after this
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 00:09:55 Poor Iffy. I didn't heifer expect it'd come to this.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 00:11:37 I'm veally upset to hear about this.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 00:29:27 It's a shame. I thought he was going to steer them into a new era where they don't go into every game expecting a hide-ing.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: @MacPhlea on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 06:36:35 TB honest I udderly amazed he lasted this long.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 07:06:34 Hurry up Fitton, you will have to moooove quickly to secure him as manager. In fact he may have to go hell to leather to get him
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: herthab on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 07:16:14 Fair play to him for going that far to get a job.
He deserves a pat on the back.. Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 07:21:32 It makes my stomach churn to think we would get Iffy back.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 07:51:45 What a load of bull
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: mrverve on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 09:17:36 I think the Ethipian Football Federation sacked Iffy on the back of an interview he gave to BBC Football Focus, which I tuned in to see. His comments were meant to be more light hearted rather than a complaint to be fair.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 09:18:39 I think the Ethipian Football Federation sacked Iffy on the back of an interview he gave to BBC Football Focus, which I tuned in to see. His comments were meant to be more light hearted rather than a complaint to be fair. Worst pun ever.Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 09:25:00 Poor Iffy, talk about putting your foot in your mouth.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 10:02:52 Were the team always playing hoof ball?
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 10:09:57 They may now appoint Dung a
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 10:41:58 I read somewhere that these cows that Iffy refers to were award winning, for being outstanding in their field.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: pauld on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 10:47:05 Thanks to this thread and the targeted advertising you get when you're not logged in, I now know that you can buy cow-herd management software. Where's the "mind boggles" smilie?
EDIT: Oh, and I heard a rumour he was sacked for trying to change their team colours: the Ethiopian FA take a very stern line over anyone trying to mess with their Jersey. Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 11:00:16 Poor old Iffy. He's going to find it Friesian back in Blighty after his spell in East Africa.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 11:02:20 Is the training camp based in Addis Udderba?
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 11:10:34 Is the training camp based in Addis Udderba? Heard it's closer to the Horn of Africa.. Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Arnold.J.Rimmer on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 11:20:30 poor Iffy, he should really have been more cowful with his of words.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 11:55:54 Who knows he may end up at Ox-ford
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 12:03:08 come on guys, you're milking it now
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 12:10:36 some of you are in need of a leathering with those shit puns.a fucking good hiding is needed
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 12:12:53 Heiffer nother look Arriba some of the puns are whey funny
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 12:18:08 nothing worth creaming your pants over,alot are too cheesy
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 12:37:35 Daisy realise what's he's done?!
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 13:09:43 This is all yak,yak yak. (Or possibly just bullocks)
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: pauld on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 13:39:12 25% football, 80% bullocks
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 13:53:44 Apparently Iffy is lactose intolerant. Don't take my word for it..... It's what I heard on the bovine.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 14:31:22 Apparently Iffy is lactose intolerant. Don't take my word for it..... It's what I heard on the bovine. TB or not TB, that is the question Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 02:32:35 He's to get the job back, apparently the Ethipoian FA are easily suede.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: pauld on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 08:29:50 This is just a cover story to hush up a bribery scandal - Cow-a-bunga!
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 10:25:56 this thread has been slaughtered
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 10:31:27 Don't have a cow arriba
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 10:47:57 I've heard there won't be a team, as many of the players are suffering from a calf injury.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: melksham_exile on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 11:17:00 it's been a game of two calfs for poor old iffy, he must be veal-ing awful.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Anteater on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 11:25:04 I've Herd that they are going to get some outside coaching and management skills training from Messi and Ferguson.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: melksham_exile on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 11:39:57 i'd put it down to bovine intervention
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Arnold.J.Rimmer on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 12:31:58 apparently he felt he'd taken the team as far as he could so wanted to seek new pastures
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 12:40:20 TB or not TB, that is the question That's not fit for public consumption. Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 12:50:04 He's gonna be ribbed for years for this
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: tans on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 13:01:03 Surprised those ethiopians didnt try to burn him at the steak
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: herthab on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 13:04:23 What a jerk(y)
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 18:48:17 Iffy can always be relied upon to produce a topside.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: DMR on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 22:54:54 Clearly some of you lot should work in the field of comedy. Give the old career a hoof and go for it.
Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment. Post by: leefer on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 23:02:08 Will he have to return the Jersey's he has.
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