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Title: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: jutty274 on Monday, April 18, 2011, 19:12:02
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Iffy Onuora has been sacked as Ethiopia coach, following comments he made about cows.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, April 18, 2011, 19:17:42
Maybe they will take Paul Hart of our hands.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: tans on Monday, April 18, 2011, 19:49:11
Moooooo


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, April 18, 2011, 19:55:22
Don't have a cow man


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: leefer on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:01:08
Maybe he fancied a bit of the udder.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:05:05
I heard he fell out with the players, they got some major beef with him


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Batch on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:06:52
The fans didn't like the hoooof ball he played.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:09:48
Lets steady down with the puns, we're milking it a bit now


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Nathan on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:10:21
You're milking it now.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:11:16
He was always onto a hiding


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: nochee on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:14:05
How dairy say that about cows  :bye:


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:14:30
Hope he didn't have too much at steak over there.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Morgan Freeman on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:16:19
He really dropped a bull with that comment there..


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:17:07
How dairy say that about cows  :bye:

ha

Good one


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: wiggy on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:17:28
You lot and your puns - you have really got them off pat


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:36:26
I don't think I cud think of another cow pun if I tried.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:39:38
I've never herd of such a silly thing


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:41:44
We'd butter stop now - this thread is losing its whey.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Nemo on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:43:32
I've only semi-skimmed these puns, are they good?


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:02:36
A truly offal thread. What a load of tripe!


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: leefer on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:06:56
Wonder if they will be friesian his wages.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Dozno9 on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:08:44
I herd he didn't need a cowculator to work them out anyway.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: pauld on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:11:37
I'd advise everyone not to read these awful cow puns - just let them run pasteurise


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: wiggy on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:19:30
This thread is tailing off now


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: 4D on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:27:11
Moooooove on, nothing to see here


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:28:22
I have four stomachs.

Not sure I've got the hang of this pun thing.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: 4D on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:30:18
Surely that's a rumournant fB?


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:36:07
I have four stomachs.

Not sure I've got the hang of this pun thing.

It's OK

Pun skills can take some time to digest


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Batch on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:45:18
All these puns are just grazy talk


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: pauld on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:46:41
Surely that's a rumournant fB?
That's great work 4D. Although I'm reading the rest of this thread with a Heifer heart


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: wiggy on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:46:57
He is bound to get a ribbing after this


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, April 18, 2011, 22:53:07
Poor Iffy. I didn't heifer expect it'd come to this.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Nemo on Monday, April 18, 2011, 22:54:49
I'm veally upset to hear about this.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, April 18, 2011, 23:12:39
It's a shame. I thought he was going to steer them into a new era where they don't go into every game expecting a hide-ing.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: @MacPhlea on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 05:19:47
TB honest I udderly amazed he lasted this long.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 05:49:46
Hurry up Fitton, you will have to moooove quickly to secure him as manager. In fact he may have to go hell to leather to get him


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 05:59:26
Fair play to him for going that far to get a job.

He deserves a pat on the back..


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 06:04:44
It makes my stomach churn to think we would get Iffy back.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 06:34:57
What a load of bull


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: mrverve on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 08:00:48
I think the Ethipian Football Federation sacked Iffy on the back of an interview he gave to BBC Football Focus, which I tuned in to see. His comments were meant to be more light hearted rather than a complaint to be fair.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 08:01:51
I think the Ethipian Football Federation sacked Iffy on the back of an interview he gave to BBC Football Focus, which I tuned in to see. His comments were meant to be more light hearted rather than a complaint to be fair.
Worst pun ever.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 08:08:12
Poor Iffy, talk about putting your foot in your mouth.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 08:46:04
Were the team always playing hoof ball?


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 08:53:09
They may now appoint Dung a


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 09:25:10
I read somewhere that these cows that Iffy refers to were award winning, for being outstanding in their field.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 09:30:17
Thanks to this thread and the targeted advertising you get when you're not logged in, I now know that you can buy cow-herd management software. Where's the "mind boggles" smilie?

EDIT: Oh, and I heard a rumour he was sacked for trying to change their team colours: the Ethiopian FA take a very stern line over anyone trying to mess with their Jersey.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 09:43:28
 Poor old Iffy. He's going to find it Friesian back in Blighty after his spell in East Africa.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 09:45:32
Is the training camp based in Addis Udderba?


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 09:53:46
Is the training camp based in Addis Udderba?

Heard it's closer to the Horn of Africa..


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Arnold.J.Rimmer on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 10:03:42
poor Iffy, he should really have been more cowful with his of words.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 10:39:06
Who knows he may end up at Ox-ford


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 10:46:20
come on guys, you're milking it now


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 10:53:48
some of you are in need of a leathering with those shit puns.a fucking good hiding is needed


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 10:56:05
Heiffer nother look Arriba some of the puns are whey funny


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 11:01:20
nothing worth creaming your pants over,alot are too cheesy


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 11:20:47
Daisy realise what's he's done?!


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 11:52:55
This is all yak,yak yak. (Or possibly just bullocks)


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 12:22:24
25% football, 80% bullocks


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 12:36:56
Apparently Iffy is lactose intolerant. Don't take my word for it..... It's what I heard on the bovine.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 13:14:34
Apparently Iffy is lactose intolerant. Don't take my word for it..... It's what I heard on the bovine.

TB or not TB, that is the question


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 01:15:47
He's to get the job back, apparently the Ethipoian FA are easily suede.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 07:13:02
This is just a cover story to hush up a bribery scandal - Cow-a-bunga!


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 09:09:08
this thread has been slaughtered


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 09:14:39
Don't have a cow arriba


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 09:31:09
I've heard there won't be a team, as many of the players are suffering from a calf injury.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: melksham_exile on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 10:00:12
it's been a game of two calfs for poor old iffy, he must be veal-ing awful.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Anteater on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 10:08:16
I've Herd that they are going to get some outside coaching and management skills training from Messi and Ferguson.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: melksham_exile on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 10:23:09
i'd put it down to bovine intervention


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Arnold.J.Rimmer on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 11:15:10
apparently he felt he'd taken the team as far as he could so wanted to seek new pastures


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 11:23:32
TB or not TB, that is the question

That's not fit for public consumption.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 11:33:16
He's gonna be ribbed for years for this


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: tans on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 11:44:15
Surprised those ethiopians didnt try to burn him at the steak


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 11:47:35
What a jerk(y)


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 17:31:29
Iffy can always be relied upon to produce a topside.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: DMR on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 21:38:06
Clearly some of you lot should work in the field of comedy. Give the old career a hoof and go for it.


Title: Re: Iffy sacked over Cow comment.
Post by: leefer on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 21:45:20
Will he have to return the Jersey's he has.