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Are Oxford United right to hold one?

Fill your boots.

I'd be careful holding it in Witney, might end up getting beaten up by a man of 57.

I am not saying I will be,just that there is a big celebration planned

 Fuck me :zzz: :zzz:

Do what you want as long as long as you leave the animals in better condition this time.

I know more swindon supporters in the witney area than oxford ones.

Says it all really

They could have had one last time this happened, but they were too busy getting relegated to out of the Football League.

Awwwwwwwwww come on we even fucked up our promotion just so we can play you twice next year.

Tans,please behave,you obviously dont know many people from Witney do you?

I know my fair share ta

Will you be coming to the Leys,next year?

We're both tinpot. Move on.

Youn dont mean that do you costa?

Yes.

Are we going to able to fit in? What with 3 stands and all?

Or will we have to pitch ladders over that lovely fdncd you have

Oh Tans you's funny, please be careful wandering about out there by the fence

Why, are you patrolling the glory holes?

good god no,just want you to stay safe,it's not nice out there

Yeah, there's people spray painting animals pink. Proper naughty.

:D

i worked in witney on the david wilson site for over 2 years, dont take this the wrong way but they all looked a bit mutant like

Was that the Madely Park site?

Madley park

I like this one

Can we keep him?

the one on the right hand side after the texeco garage

We plastered most of the Madley Park site,you lads busy?

starting a contract in poole next week, MOD houses, One coat monocouche, 3 of us in a caravan :pint:

Hope this isnt to nosey,whats the day rate like ?

£10.50 a metre

I thought I was going to open this thread and find we were organising our own relegation party.

I'm disappointed :(

A Barbecue on the beach at Weston sounds good.

Isn't gazza supposed to be organising a bbq?

I'm down with that. The wife's gramp has a place about 200yds from the beach, so I'm cushty for a stop over.

A beer on the terraces at Brentford sounds better, particularly if the sun is out as predicted.

This thread turned out differently than I expected.

big up witney redz!!!1

Why go to Weston when you can make a simple 300 mile drive to Tynemouth.

http://www.freefoto.com/images/1042/11/1042_11_5---Tynemouth-Beach_web.jpg?&k=Tynemouth+Beach

"On my own, on my own, on my own."

Thats looks nice there,where is it?

Erm, Tynemouth.

Sneaky feeling it's Tynemouth mate.

I must read the whole sentence

Anyway you fancy coming to Tynemouth?

Not to be confused with Teignmouth ;)

You see, I'm sure a relegation party would have seemed like a cracking idea 15 years ago.  These days there is just too much anger among fans when things go wrong at a club.  Bad internet.

Your mum

I want to carry the party over to Witneyite's house. Where is Witney? Is it a village?

I went out there one night. It made Cirencester look 'happening. The Buttercross was the most exciting thing.

Can we adopt witneyite. That sixth finger probably comes in handy with the plastering. In fact the webbed hands replace the mortar board.

How about a relegation party outside the back of the Town End for the duration of the MK match? We could grill some meat, have a few beers, and it'll inadvertently double up as a peaceful show of dissatisfaction.

i like the sound of this

Do they have a Wickerman too?

They saw my "horseless carriage" an wanted to burn me as a witch.

We'll have to time it to avoid the WBA/Aston Villa/Birmingham City/Wolves * relegation BBQ's on Weston seafront

* Delete one as appropriate.

We could always just go to theirs.

Make it a joint bash - I like it.

The club would never allow it on their property....better to have a word with Rich from the County and have it in the beer garden.....then of course the old bill would try and put the mockers on it!

It would be difficult to beat the Relegation Wake at QPR in April 1994.  Coffin, fancy dress, party atmosphere.  And we won!  One of the best away days I've had as a Town fan.  Ever.

Agreed. That was a grand day out.

Which game do people predict will confirm our relegation?I say Hillsborough

Franchise

I'm having mine at brentford on Saturday :)

Mentally - it was Exeter that took away the last bit of doubt.
Mathematically - Wendies

Unless...Well...daggers, Plymouth, Notts County and Tranmere are all losing :)

Ahhh well,as long as it happens batch lad,as long as it happens

Even if they all lost every single game we would still struggle to get the 6 points need to stay up.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

results going our way tonight, not that it will make a blind bit of difference :cry:

Annoying isn't :)

Rovers beat Bournemouth.

An that would put them out the relegation zone. And take the distance to above dotted line to 7 points instead of 6, not that it matters much.

Come on Bournemouth. When we go down it would be nice if they came with us.

wovers have turned the CORNER, when is it our turn :hmmm:,I wait for the update from adver regarding the turning of the CORNER ::)

Haha an Pox fan trying to humiliate us by pointing out we're dropping to the same division as them. The thing is, our fans knew we were down weeks and weeks ago and the bitterness of swallowing that pill has worn off - we've accepted our fate.

Like most of our fans, I am really looking forward to playing you next season but I hope it's early on in the season and at home. We need a game like this to re-energise the atmosphere at the County Ground.

This Pox fan clearly lacks in the brain dept.

Lacks in the brain dept? :coming from benny,bloody hell,thats rich

I think you just proved his point.

Langers,just get prepared for a double beating next season,be a good lad

What on earth could you have possibly cocked up in that disaster of a post that constitutes an edit?

Wouldn't surprise me. Looking forward to it though, will be my first Swindon-Pox games!

Your first? boy are you in for a suprise when you visit the leys :no:

I've heard it's a bit shit  :)

It is at the cunty ground, at Oxford? you are in for a shock

as long as you can count to 3 you will be ok

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Your not building a 4th stand are you?

sadly no fourth stand, shame because you wont like sharing ours

Correct. We won't. For the past 10 years, we've been quite happy not having to visit you at all.

I am amazed they are allowed in the league only having 3 stands.

Fair play Kassam, shame he didnt take the cunts under

Where is the pink moose?

A lot of their fans have 6 fingers though so that makes up for it