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Title: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 20:17:05
Im no good at making them up. But I want one.

Something in the great tradition of 'he was only 16' and 'theres a circus in the Town'?


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 21:01:04
To the tune of Harry Roberts - oldies will know what I'm taking about.

Paul Hart is our firend,
is our friend,
is our friend,
Paul Hart is our friend
He smacks Scummers


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: Nemo on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 21:06:13
Tack it on to that classic favourite...

Chim Chimmeny Chim Chimmeny Chim Chim Cheroo
Hart decked some bastard in yellow and blue


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: pauld on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 21:11:32
Think I suggested this elsewhere, the "One Man went to war" song, but with Paul Hart instead of One Man. But I prefer chalkie's, if only for the nostalgia


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: Crispy on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 21:12:22
To the tune of Harry Roberts - oldies will know what I'm taking about.

Paul Hart is our firend,
is our friend,
is our friend,
Paul Hart is our friend
He smacks Scummers

Let him loose to smack some more!


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: DV on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 23:06:44
Paul Hart is negative
He has a grumpy face
Some scummers came along
And got up in his space
He hit them with his left
He smacked them with he right
He Swindon Towns manager and we are fucking shite!


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: pauld on Monday, March 28, 2011, 08:30:11
I don't think that was quite the tone Spencer was looking for DV


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: Spencer_White on Monday, March 28, 2011, 17:18:14
No, theyre all good. Better than I could come up with anyway.

Have to give them all a run out.

Harry Roberts is a good one, because no one sings the original Harry Roberts anymore?


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: leefer on Monday, March 28, 2011, 17:23:53
Tack it on to that classic favourite...

Chim Chimmeny Chim Chimmeny Chim Chim Cheroo
Hart decked some bastard in yellow and blue

Wins hands down.


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 28, 2011, 20:20:37
Coldplay: Yellow

Look at Paul Hart
Look how he went for you
And what a punch he threw
Cos you was all Yellow


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, March 28, 2011, 20:47:50
When he goes out, Hart's more dangerous
He's from Oxford, entertain us
Hart feels stupid, more adventurous
He's from Oxford, entertain us

An upercut, and a headbut
nuckleduster, for the fucker
Paul Hart yeah


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: Crispy on Monday, March 28, 2011, 22:07:49
When he goes out, Hart's more dangerous
He's from Oxford, entertain us
Hart feels stupid, more adventurous
He's from Oxford, entertain us

An upercut, and a headbut
nuckleduster, for the fucker
Paul Hart yeah


Sounds quality! what tune?


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: Nemo on Monday, March 28, 2011, 22:26:23
Smells like Teen Spirit I suspect.


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 00:12:03
(teddy bears picnic)

If you go down to witney today you better go in disguise
if you go shouting the odds today youre in for a big surprise
cos theres a man who'll tear you apart
dont fuck with him his name is paul hart
if youre dressed in yellow he will kick your head in


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 00:50:43
Gary Numan:Cars

His name is Paul Hart
And he is a hard man
If you're a pox fan
He'll punch your lights out
Paul Hart


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 00:54:51
one of (bofus)STFC Dave's :  myspace songs.

Paullll Harrt.....
He has eyes like fire,
and a mind like a manager
he'll use his fists,
throw them like a crazy spider


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 06:13:43
Oooooh Paul Hart,
he thumped a fan from Oxford so he's alright now.


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 08:12:09
(teddy bears picnic)

If you go down to witney today you better go in disguise
if you go shouting the odds today youre in for a big surprise
cos theres a man who'll tear you apart
dont fuck with him his name is paul hart
if youre dressed in yellow he will kick your head in
Ha ha I fucking love this one. You should get one of your bands to record it and release it as a single, in a Toy Dolls "Nelly the Elephant" style punked up version


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: Trashbat? on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 11:49:21
I would like to hear an old Town End classic with a twist "an oxford fan on a piece of string and paul hart kicked his fucking head in"


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: STFC4LIFE on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 16:29:17
There's a scummer in the town, in the town
Gaffer Paul Hart hit him down, hit him down
Same old Oxford up to there old tricks
But never mess with Swindon Town, Swindon Town


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: STFC4LIFE on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 16:32:55
Coldplay: Yellow

Look at Paul Hart
Look how he went for you
And what a punch he threw
Cos you was all Yellow
This is my favourite.


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: oakleigh2010 on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 16:58:59
I'm flattered that the Poxford ol' boy recognised our players. I wouldn't recoginse one of theirs if I was on my back with my legs in the air and he was bummin me.


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 17:06:25
... and he was bummin me.

Perhaps if he had used a banana in a deprived sex act you'd be more sure.


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: oakleigh2010 on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 17:07:44
Perhaps if he had used a banana in a deprived sex act you'd be more sure.

Are you deprived of sex?


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 17:08:36
I'm flattered that the Poxford ol' boy recognised our players. I wouldn't recoginse one of theirs if I was on my back with my legs in the air and he was bummin me.
I think the STFC tracksuits might have given it away...


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 17:08:45
deprived depraved. Both.


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 17:09:09
I'm flattered that the Poxford ol' boy recognised our players. I wouldn't recoginse one of theirs if I was on my back with my legs in the air and he was bummin me.

Well Hart was singing...we are the famous...................the famous Swindon,clap,clap clap!

Bound to encourage local onlookers.


Title: Re: Song about Paul Hart punching a Pox fan?
Post by: oakleigh2010 on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 17:12:04
The prat said in the paper that Witney was 'Oxford territory'. It certainly wasn't when I lived there and I'm sure its not now.