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Title: Forum News: Image of Christ found on Coca Fola's bed sheet Post by: Smells like Dave Syrett on Monday, March 21, 2011, 14:28:28 Claims are surfacing that a bed sheet belonging to teenage huffystropper Coca Fola bears the image of a man who appears to have suffered physical trauma in a manner consistent with crucifixion.
The image was first spotted by Mrs Fola, who quickly phoned a priest helpdesk to get some advice on the appropriate steps in such a case. "I was changing Coca's sheets because he'd been sat in front of the fire after getting out of bed and there was steam coming off his pyjamas, so I guessed he'd had one of his little accidents." She told us. "I put the sheet on the floor by the washing machine while I got the washing liquid. When I turned back, there he was clear as day! Jesus Christ! Right next to the dog's bowl!" Mrs Fola spoke with a priest, who initially told her that Vanish was pretty good at removing troublesome sheet stains. "He didn't believe me at first, but I persuaded him to come and take a look." Coca Fola has completely denied the existence of the sheet by issuing a statement via the TEF private message facility that read 'shut up you thick unintelligent wanker' [url width=460 height=288]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01605/turinShroud_1605217c.jpg[/url] Urine Shroud? Title: Re: Forum News: Image of Christ found on Coca Fola's bed sheet Post by: pauld on Monday, March 21, 2011, 15:09:50 At the risk of being on the wrong end of not very abusive PMs and/or having my cunningly concealed real identity hidden behind my username revealed, that's very funny :)
Title: Re: Forum News: Image of Christ found on Coca Fola's bed sheet Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, March 21, 2011, 16:02:20 You know you've made it when News Rhino does a story about you. :D
Title: Re: Forum News: Image of Christ found on Coca Fola's bed sheet Post by: Batch on Monday, March 21, 2011, 16:09:44 At the risk of being on the wrong end of not very abusive PMs and/or having my cunningly concealed real identity hidden behind my username revealed, that's very funny :) PaulD's real name is Paul D. Shhhhhh. Title: Re: Forum News: Image of Christ found on Coca Fola's bed sheet Post by: pauld on Monday, March 21, 2011, 16:52:28 PaulD's real name is Paul D. Shhhhhh. Well, you bastard!Title: Re: Forum News: Image of Christ found on Coca Fola's bed sheet Post by: leefer on Monday, March 21, 2011, 20:00:53 Keep em coming Rhino.
Title: Re: Forum News: Image of Christ found on Coca Fola's bed sheet Post by: Nemo on Monday, March 21, 2011, 20:05:40 PaulD's real name is Paul D. Shhhhhh. What? This is worse than that time I realised Jayohaitchenn was called John. Title: Re: Forum News: Image of Christ found on Coca Fola's bed sheet Post by: deltaincline on Monday, March 21, 2011, 20:17:38 That, is fucking ace:-)
Title: Re: Forum News: Image of Christ found on Coca Fola's bed sheet Post by: donkey on Monday, March 21, 2011, 20:26:32 I've always liked Rhinos and this confirms why. Keep up the good work, NR.
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