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Oh my

That is hilarious! Those bibs look complicated though!!

Brilliant

fucking bibs how do they work

What a fucking twat

didnt he get sent off last night :hmmm:

Yes, probably cost them a place in the quarter finals. Twat.

Haha that is brilliant. I swear they must have been taking the piss getting him to put a second one on just as he'd finally figured the first one out though.

He's a joke and a liability. Surely Mancini will get rid?

We've all had an episode with a bib... Luckily most of us have avoided the cameras!

Balotelli is a funny one really. Plenty of natural ability and more likely to completely self destruct. I imagine the awful treatment he has received by some in Italy has added to his "me against the world" attitude and temperment.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1367429/Mario-Balotelli-confronts-Dynamo-Kiev-fans-Manchester-City-crash-Europe.html

It's from the Daily Mail, and in the picture there is nobody around him. Probably got out to check the tire pressure on his Lambourghini.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_city/9428455.stm

Stupid challenge but he didn't even touch the other player with his foot.

thing is, mancini knew he was a spoilt brat before taking him to man city. I guess he thought he could change him, obviously not

whether its true or not, he has become a one man media circus.

Bit mental. Read in the paper he ended up scrapping outside a restaurant or something.

That hooker that rooney shagged walked in and he stood up and started chanting "rooney,rooney,rooney"

Her mate didnt take kindly to it

:D

Must admit felt a bit sorry for this bloke who was at Man City, had a row with some random blokes inside a casino, they wait outside for him to come out, obviously intent on giving him a hiding, seems like it was 3 on to 2 and the 3 came off worse, must have gone squealing to plod. If your going to hang around outside to give someone a hiding, don't complain when it goes horribly wrong, especially when you out number them anyway

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-12846460

Not wrong there bmth, if the chain of events is correctly documented there than then that's ridiculous, especially if the people who actually started got away scot free. Just because they won the fight didn't mean they were in the wrong.

Having said that, stealing the Guy's watch was probably a step too far.

Depends what make it was  ;)

didnt think it could be affray with less than 5 offenders?

Thats his own girlfriend he flings to the ground! He must have a lot of respect for her.

The 2 black fellas have beat the shit out of them. Wonder what started it all in the casino?

They bet on red..............and it came up black.

Deserves to do porridge, vile fuck, look at the nonchalant way he flings his g/f aside, and kicking a man square in the face when he's down. Get the sense that they must've been acting like complete twats in the casino, you know the sort - lighting cigars with £50 notes.  :bye: Hope the grub's good in Strangeways lads

Very different take on it from this Wigan newspaper?

http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/player_in_violent_attack_1_3219082

Affray is 2 or more people.

Nah, sorry, what ever went on inside, the three stooges waited outside for vengeance, couldn't handle it, got a pasting, then no doubt went crying to plod. Deserved everything they got in my book, they could have let it drop, but chose not too, outcome broken jaw

That seems a more accurate portrayal given the length of the sentences. STFCinBournemouth, don't know where you got that impression from, but it's clearly from a fallible source. Besides, the jury has passed it's categorical judgement having heard all the evidence and I hope the filthy fucks get a hard time of it in the clink. Restores my faith in the judicial process.

The clue is in the link I posted "BBC Manchester" the Beeb, good old fallible source

I'm more inclined to believe the Beeb rather than some local rag, with sensationalist headlines

The clue in this mis-carriage of justice  :doh: that you so sorely bemoan, is that a sworn body of people convened to render an impartial verdict (a finding of fact on a question) officially submitted to them by a court, decided that this vile pair were massively culpable. Check out the time this pair will have to stew over their repugnant behaviour  :beers: Hope the guy whose jaw he broke gives Etuhu's missus a good rogering in his absence  :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak

Nowt sensational in the account in the 'local rag' apparently - again, check out the length of the sentence: in an era of lenient sentencing this rotten pair are clearly irredeemable!

Except after 8 months and 4 years respectively...

 :clap:

Think the four years had something to do with something else as well. However had I been on the jury and heard that the three stooges had lain in wait, which I think in this day and age is highly probable, then it would have been a big "Not Guilty" from me

 :clap:

Errrr, they were both ejected from the casino at the same time  :nod: Pity those poor mites now languishing in their prison cells didn't have 12 STFCinBournemouths on the jury, instead of those muppets who allowed a blatant mis-carriage of justice to happen  :suicide:

To re-iterate:

Shortly before 4.50am on Sunday 28 February 2010, the two victims, Owen Fitzpatrick, 24, and a 26-year-old man, were chatting to two women inside Manchester 235 casino on Watson Street.

Etuhu, who was drunk, took exception to this as one of the women was his girlfriend and he became aggressive. Security staff intervened and both parties left.
Etuhu and Richards spotted the pair and approached them.

Etuhu head-butted Mr Fitzpatrick before directing a number kicks at his head. He got to his feet and managed to walk towards the casino where he was violently assaulted by Richards, as he lay defenceless on the floor. The second victim attempted to stop the assault but was chased away by both defendants who caught up with him and he was then assaulted.

Mr Fitzpatrick suffered a fractured jaw, a cut eye and cuts and bruises to his face and body. The second victim suffered cuts and bruises to his head, face and body and was left unconscious.

Depends on which account you believe obviously, and yep I can copy and paste too.

If the BBC report is correct then as soon as he got back out of the BMW he was accountable for the events that followed - the jury simply has to ask the was the act if getting out of the BMW an act of self defence and would the assault have occurred if he stayed in it.  The answer is no in both circumstances and, even if events had kicked off, he would have had better grounds for claiming self defence or being the innocent victim.  He had the opportunity to walk (drive) away from the situation but chose not to and at that point instigated the events that followed.

People need to learn that sometimes it is better to be the bigger man and avoid a situation than try to be the harder man and risk being sent down

I think the length of the sentence is partly because theyve been unlucky enough to get caught giving them a beating on very good CCTV. Judges dont usually get to see it in that sort of detail.

You lads are just going to have to agree to disagree! Certainly the law has backed Shady's view.

We all know "The law's an ass"

Jeez, give me strength  :cry: They're banged up, get over it, the poor diddums that flung a woman to the ground, exited the casino with the express intention of inflicting serious harm upon the trio, are now doing bird. The jury clearly went with the account I put credence in. Enjoy the showers Etuhu, CUNT  :smugfu:

Yep, and that's why the filthy duo are now languishing in clink  :beers:

A trite comment

Quite, but I like it

Has HMP Strangeways sent out the visitors cards yet?

Who the fuck knows? Hopefully they'll go to Portsmouth then I can combine them with another prison visit

Yes, I suppose it's immaterial, they'll get ass-raped anyway

Seems to be a bit of a fantasy of yours

You do seem a bit obsessed with this case shady. Have I missed something?

Just don't like thuggery. Buggery in prison on the other hand...

Seems to turn you on judging from the way you've spent the last two pages talking about it.

This.

Never seen someone so excited about something you need not really give a fuck about!

 :doh: Nah, just can't abide seeing two downright thugs defended by a certain poster on this thread   :crash:

To think, this thread began as a celebration to a man who couldn't put his training bib on.

You won't want to be writing to my nephew anytime soon then?

Go take a shower

If he's in prison he probably deserves it, kin or no kin!

Now off to Tatnum with ya!

As it happens, no he didn't, but then you probably know better than me.

Shower time!

That's what they all say!

hope he's enjoying the company

You know fuck all about it so it might actually be better if you kept your keyboard warrior type gob shut for a change

Been on the cider again i suspect

If you're going to erroneously bring your nephew's recent incarceration onto an internet forum expect all you get, twonk!!! What the heck did that have to do with the issue at hand. Yeh, you're right, I know nowt about it, neither did I want to, you brought it to the table  ::)

Yeh, and I am on the cider, listening to Poole Town FC against Whitley on-line. 1-0 Dolphin's

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9434027.stm

Can someone ban this cunt for the weekends

:)

Fucking imbecile, engage me instead of making some 'playing to the gallery' twerp remark

I'm beggining to realise how Fola Cola or is it Coca Fola felt!!

Twerp, what a word!

Ok why don't you shut the fuck up you stupid cunt. Engaged enough for you? as for playing to the gallery that is surely a joke coming from the biggest clown on this site. You are the reason this forum has become a shit pit.

Must try better

Whoaah! :D

As I said you know fuck all about it. You seem to delight in pissing people off on here. Now please just keep the keyboard warrior gob shut before I'm tempted to come round and jam that bottle of cider down your throat

 I could let loose the worst vitriol you've ever heard, but in your case i'll make an exception, it'd be poor sport!

cheers anyway ;)

Oh do me a favour

x3

Here are a few insults for you to use Don;
ragamuffin, charva, ninnyhammer, ignoramous or meretricious.
In a phrase you can use....."you sir are a ninnyhammer!"

oooh i like that. Thankyou

ragamuffin, now that would be delightful! Go on Don, fling it at me!

Total price £2.79

£4.05, Bournemouth charge a premium, near beach prices

I'm at Brentford (A) in a fortnight Don

I wil be sure to bring you a gold star.

I'm sure DRS is a touch concerned

Poole 1-1 Whitley

 Don't bother, i'm not a Jew

Poole 1-2 Whitley Bay

:D

Whatever floats your boat

Don't bother, he ain't got the wit nor dare to form those gems (even drip-fed) into a coherent sentence :gay:

I'm going to disagree with a few posts and then when others start counter-arguing make out that the whole forum is out to get me.

But do carry on every one. This thread may be cringeworthy but it is keeping me amused all the same.

To all the ass sniffers who ain't got the cajones (are you listening STFCinBournemouth) to break the mould. Aspire to butt-licker if that's your ambition, otherwise speak your fucking mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA

Go to bed jurgen

Go to bed Dave

here's one you might like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uF_wpcZxTM

Where's your heroes, soapy tit wank  :pint: :beers: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

What the fuck happened here?!

Shady got cunted. Again.

And wound everybody up. Again.

I always miss the best threads.

Can we get shady a constant supply of cider? It's most entertaining.

From my brief catch up this morning, I've learnt that shady likes:

- Anal sex
- Palestine
- Posting shit music videos
- Germany

- Being a complete and utter dick after having a few sherberts

That was a given.

I'm back guys, it's a very fresh and bright south coast morning and I feel groggy. Walked 140 miles last week, but I let myself down yesterday on the drink front, don't hold it against me. I am in a sense of reverie that Etuhu is still in prison however :soapy tit wank: Thanks to all who contributed to this thread.

You seem to have lost 10 miles since yesterday

Must we be finickety (or is it pinnickety) Don, I did it, end of, but I still have a paunch, it's immovable, here to stay

Random song insert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aqY-8cMVdg

Is there any requirement to report the facts in proportion or are we merely interested in impact incidents. With regard to yesterday is the fact that between 100 to 500 thousand people marched less worthy of air time than the fact a couple of hundred smashed windows ?

The media of course have twisted facts and figures for so long we see this as routine, truth be told we at times are fed similar slants to the Iranian (state controlled) media.

I gave up long ago listening to the BBC as for me it has been clear that it is not an independent source of information. The point here is if the BBC is not doing it's job then what hope the "owned" media.

Why do the media cartels continue down the path of highlighting the minority...is it to sell papers ? Or because the public (reading masses) crave impact incidents.....the problem here of course is twofold.

Firstly as we have seen the media concentrate an undue amount of effort and coverage into such incidents, and secondly this leads to the genuine root causes of situations being ignored/downgraded.

Final question - why do we read what we read is it because we believe what we believe or what they want us to believe.

What about all the players who could put a bib on properly? Damned news corporations!

Balotelli's been at it again

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/man_city/67789/mario-balotelli-caught-chucking-darts-out-of-first-floor-window.html (http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/man_city/67789/mario-balotelli-caught-chucking-darts-out-of-first-floor-window.html)

Seems like a massive tool but certainly provides good entertainment value.

But what's a bored multimillionaire supposed to do?

:)

Shame this thread got hi-jacked really, because Ive got a feeling Balotelli could provide everyone with entertainment for weeks until he gets booted out of Man City.

I think he's ace, much like Tino Asprilla was for Newcastle.