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Title: Forum News: The Flash's feelings hurt by Swindon defender Post by: Smells like Dave Syrett on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 11:54:35 The Flash has revealed how his feelings have suffered irreparable damage after Swindon Town defender Scott Cuthbert retaliated to criticism from fans after Town's 1-0 defeat at Plymouth last week.
The forum member, who has a posting average of 1.768 a day told us "I've not been able to sleep since the incident. I just keep playing it over and over in my mind." Psychiatrists have told The Flash, real name Duane Lipschitts, that he faces a long road to recovery as he tries to come to terms with being told to 'fuck off' in the heat of the moment. "Being told to 'fuck off' can have a lasting effect on some people, leading to insomnia, bed-wetting and harrowing flashbacks." explained Dr Maurice Thundercum. "The patient will become totally pre-occupied with their need for an apology, but the only way that will ever be able to move on and lead a normal life is by shutting the fuck up and to stop whining like a big girl." [url width=320 height=320]http://www.swindontownfc.co.uk/javaImages/fa/df/0,,10341~8249338,00.jpg[/url] "Hey, Flash! Your mother wears a wig with a chinstrap! How do like them apples you big prick?!" Title: Re: Forum News: The Flash's feelings hurt by Swindon defender Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 12:15:57 Fantastic.
Title: Re: Forum News: The Flash's feelings hurt by Swindon defender Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 12:50:41 like it
Title: Re: Forum News: The Flash's feelings hurt by Swindon defender Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 13:07:58 Totally true, except the bed wetting part, he was doing that before the incident.
Title: Re: Forum News: The Flash's feelings hurt by Swindon defender Post by: THE FLASH on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 13:25:06 :clap:
Excellent work! Title: Re: Forum News: The Flash's feelings hurt by Swindon defender Post by: THE FLASH on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 13:26:04 Totally true, except the bed wetting part, he was doing that before the incident. Fuck off you cunt!......i am crying about the squash racquet you were going to get me......all talk Jutty!! Title: Re: Forum News: The Flash's feelings hurt by Swindon defender Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 13:41:14 Why do you never play on a Tuesday any more?
Title: Re: Forum News: The Flash's feelings hurt by Swindon defender Post by: THE FLASH on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 14:39:11 Why do you never play on a Tuesday any more? Am tonight...booked in for 7 Title: Re: Forum News: The Flash's feelings hurt by Swindon defender Post by: Peter Venkman on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 17:07:20 Duane Lipschitts :D
Title: Re: Forum News: The Flash's feelings hurt by Swindon defender Post by: Victor Mildew on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 17:39:33 Why do you never play on a Tuesday any more? Because his trainer is out of action on crutches,ive got my 65 year old Dad to give him a game tonight just so he has a little bit of chance to at least take a point off him :D Title: Re: Forum News: The Flash's feelings hurt by Swindon defender Post by: THE FLASH on Wednesday, March 16, 2011, 07:55:17 Then played my asthmatic nephew at blow football......25 nil!! Get in! |