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DVinho has hit out at the quality of his mum's dinners in comparison to last year, and insists you should look no further than the loss of the George Foreman Grill back in August to explain the drop in standards.

The Royal Mail worker, who was born with rolling eyes, told us "The George Foreman Grill broke down last year and was never replaced. I made it clear that it would be a huge mistake not to replace it, but mother said we would manage without. I wrote the word 'Cunt' in red felt tip across a photo of her in the lounge, but she didn't get the message."

DVinho also pointed to some stats that he says prove his point "Take a look at the meat to veg ratio on this dinner I've got in front of me. There's 3 Dinobites to 5 bits of broccoli! Last year we'd have had 5 Dinobites to 3 bits of Broccoli. You can't make those sort of changes and expect no one to notice."

"Last year we were able to enhance our tea time experience with Heinz ketchup, this year it's Tesco Value. It's a joke!"

Mrs DVinho responded angrily to the criticism by telling the former Nationwide employee to "fuck off and get your only bloody place, so I don't have to cook your bloody tea. You're in your mid-twenties for christ's sake."

hahaha.good work

Ha ha ha. Superb

Thats fucking brilliant!

Oh and by the way Ben thats an interesting new Profile name!

Haha. Good work.

DV's Mum out!

He's got a point though. Tesco's value ketchup is rank!

We have to cut our cloth accordingly. It's not use going out lashing out on glamour ketchup if the budget won't allow for it. It might seem satisfying in the short term but ultimately it leads to the kind of financial disaster that results in even harsher cutbacks being made on the DinoBites front. And nobody wants that

I thought our plan was to buy promising young Ketchup brands and sell them on later?

The cutlery is to blame, they're not getting behind the condiments enough.

I think it's clear that the real issue lies in the crockery - it just doesn't provide a strong enough foundation for the DinoBites to fulfil their potential.

If the DinoBites need crockery to fulfil their potential, they can fuck off back to where they came from.

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I bought my own place and moved out 16 months ago!

if dv was anything of a manager he would get the best out of what he has.
blaming the owner of the food wont wash i'm afraid.
he needs to get his formation right on his plate.instead of being carb and protein loaded with dinobites,he has plenty of vitamins and iron at his disposal in the broccoli.
anyone with the slightest clue would be able to make a decent meal out of that.
dv is completely overated, and the vinio tag should instead read alpas

then why do you still go home for dinner?

  I wrestled with the dilemma at the weekend....should it be Heinz or Co-Ops own, a fat squidgy bottle for a pound, reduced from the normal price...I suspect Co-Op's own might be rank as well, but I like a bargain...

 Think DVinho made an error of judgement, when posting up Facebook stuff revealing his conversations with schoolboys....Wenger would never have done that.

Not cutting the mustard then ?

Haha brilliant.

Tesco's is rank full stop.

Great post :D

Dave Morrison should be putting the plates through a proper 'warm-up' before they make an appearance, this would help keep the dinobites hot!

I heard Crystal Palace might lend us a bottle but rumour has it that its all used up and possibly past its sell by date

Dosn't Andrews give you the shits :hmmm: