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Title: Kolo Toure fails drug test
Post by: Doore on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 21:13:09
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Kolo-Toure-Manchester-City-Defender-Fails-Drug-Test-And-Suspended-After-Positive-Sample/Article/200904115945108?lpos=UK_News_First_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15945108_Kolo_Toure%3A_Manchester_City_Defender_Fails_Drug_Test_And_Suspended_After_Positive_Sample

As it says on the tin. 


Title: Re: Kolo Toure fails drug test
Post by: Saxondale on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 21:16:53
Coca toure?


Title: Re: Kolo Toure fails drug test
Post by: Nemo on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 21:23:48
Surely Coca Kolo.


Title: Re: Kolo Toure fails drug test
Post by: pauld on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 21:42:42
Apparently a "specified substance" means one that they're likely to have taken inadvertently for innocent reasons. So more likely ColdCure Toure


Title: Re: Kolo Toure fails drug test
Post by: Processed Beats on Friday, March 4, 2011, 08:55:53
Cue the Coke-a-Kolo gags.


Title: Re: Kolo Toure fails drug test
Post by: Saxondale on Friday, March 4, 2011, 11:27:52
If you look up the page they've already happened.


Title: Re: Kolo Toure fails drug test
Post by: shaw_red on Friday, March 4, 2011, 15:36:39
Diet pills???

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3447218/Arsene-Wenger-Kolo-Toure-took-diet-pills.html


Title: Re: Kolo Toure fails drug test
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, March 4, 2011, 15:37:39
Diet pills???

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3447218/Arsene-Wenger-Kolo-Toure-took-diet-pills.html

Yeah right!


Title: Re: Kolo Toure fails drug test
Post by: thepeoplesgame on Friday, March 4, 2011, 16:16:44
Diet pills???

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3447218/Arsene-Wenger-Kolo-Toure-took-diet-pills.html

Wenger said: "Kolo wants to control his weight a little bit because that's where he has some problems...

I don't suspect him at all to have taken drugs to enhance his performances."

Why else would he be concerned about keeping his weight down unless to enhance his performance?


Title: Re: Kolo Toure fails drug test
Post by: wacko on Monday, March 7, 2011, 23:32:10
The fat bastard !