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Our newest member, Foxy Lady, has very kindly agreed to keep us posted on SSP's progress this season, for she is an Ipswich fan.

Please make her feel welcome, she's lovely.

Another one named Rach has also dacided to join us, Rach very kindly informed me via a PM on the Ipswich board she uses.  

Foxy Lady is also from the site:

http://www.tractor-boys.com/

Will do

is this the start of a blosoming relationship between the two clubs fans? i must admit, i'm glad ssp's gone to them,rather than anyone else. got a few mates who are tractor boys.

Kinky Tom, the new forum pimp daddy :wink:

Calm down KT.....just because you've pulled a cyber bird.

  I for one wont be on my best manners when you bring her round to visit.....I'll still put my feet on the sofa and fart.

 Is a hoe an Ipswich fan that can't afford a tractor?

Why do you say that?

Uncalled for.

Forum etiquette bypassed you did it?

I second that motion

townfangeezer is one of J1mmy's aliases.

Get him out

Go home please.  Haven't Chelsea got something interesting for you to look at?

Lets get some photos of her!  :wink:

You must be a real class act with the ladies.

im tempted to offer him one of my sisters. he seems a real nice guy :P

If it is J1mmy we should get him banned asap.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Am I the only one that found that funny?

definitely!

:?

Haven't even made a post yet and I get a nice welcome from most of you except one.....never mind prats like that are best ignored.

Anyway I ll do my best to keep you informed about Sammy as I go to all home matches and most away matches.

Im actually a nice lady who simply loves her football and her club.
I like chatting to other supporters of clubs as I feel that way w can better understand each other.
One of my best friends is a Norwich supporter who I met on Tractor Boys.

Any more questions you want to ask feel free to ask.

Oh and one more thing I have only 5 min left of my birthday... :D

Look forward to chatting with you all.

Foxy

No, yet another quality Reg line  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I don't see why Ipswich fans are coming here though - should we go to Bolton boards and talk about Ricky Shakes and Clive Colym-Platt???

Don't be daft Walrus, SSP will go down in Town folk-law alongside messers Shearer, White, OST, and many more, I for one am keen to follow his career, and we are now able to do that now easier than ever before, of course.

Happy birthday Foxy by the way, hope it was a good one.

Whilst messrs Shakes and Comyn-Platt probably won't go down in Bolton folklore.

Not a great comparison is it Walrus???

Indeed OST, and I'm sorry for miss-spelling folklore, I've been at the pub winning our third consecutive game in the league. :mrgreen:

Yes thank you Kinky Tom.. Ive had a lovely day,which has now finshed,just have to wait till my party saturday to fully celebrate.

Im looking forward to watching Sammy play,Ive read a lot about him,but I prefer to see what the fans think of a player afterall they are the ones that count.

Just 'cos you've pulled  :P

Frankly, I'm not particularly interested in Sam's progress.  I'm more peeved most of my passwords are Parkin related so it's a pain in the arse having to change/remember them now.  The only interest his goalscoring is to me, is if Swindon get more money.  Don't get me wrong, I like Parkin and hope he does well - I've got an England shirt with his name on the back ffs - but the only foreigners allowed here are Oxf*rd fans....  I've learnt to live with them in peace and harmony.   :|

Says who? You? :soapy tit wank:


Welcome to the board, foxy lady.

Have you ever been on Singing the Blues?? Run by a guy called Aston, nice fella he is.

Why thank you.

I have a friend who lives in Oxford...does that count.?

Yes I know Aston,hes on Tractor Boys as well and Ive met him to,as we all meet up before the games.

If they support Oxford, can you dis-own them please!?.

They don't they are Ipswich Season ticket holders.....do a 300 mile trip for every home game.

who did oxford get in the carling cup?

See that's commitment, that's what I'm talking about. 8)

Away to the Gills  :twisted: I believe

i can see the carling cup getting half interesting this year. as long as we dont lose in the first round to a mooney header in the first minute.

Bloody hell!, fair play to them. :wink:

Welcome Foxy Lady, nice forum you've got over yonder, I think I shall become the resident Swindon fan 8)

Not sure STFCBird is going to like this.

    Foxy Lady are you a Jimi Hendrix fan?

My girlfriend is from Ipswich, so next time we go back there we are gonna watch SSP play, like it or lump it. One of her best mates works for the club as well, so may have to see if i can get some inside info on the fee... She works in HR?  :?

Human Resources mate.

Why won't I like it reg?  I am not the forum saskia you know  :wink:

Shame...  :wink:

oh dear dave.   :cry:

I won't forget you Birdy

thats good to hear.  Are you still up for the threesome with me and dave?

What?  She has great bazookas!

ahhhh he loves us :oops:

so have I!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :shock:  when did I agree to that!?!?

Let's see then. :wink:

tom I can't I am at work that would be wierd

dan everyday you tell me who much you want it

Touche. 8)

That's news to me Noddy

I remember you turned to OUFCbird for a while to try and impress me!

that wasn't me though dan. I know it was you, I know all about your fetish  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

what fetish is that young lady?

your secret fetish to become a lady.  I imagine you to dress like Kemal from Big Brother!!

So you want a threesome with Dave and a cross dressing (allegedly) Oxford fan!?

Now Birdy don't make me show everyone those private messages you've been bombarding me with………......

Erm, i never agreed to this...

Good news on the breastage though.



When did these new ladies turn up, anyway?

tut tut Birdy I'll have to put you straight!

I am confused now  :D

not hard to confuse you, is it luv!?

no I am a bit simple.  memory like a goldfish  :wink:

So have you forgottn that you didn't like me earlier??? :wink:

I have always liked you secretly dan

ahhhhh thanks :oops:   you old slapper! :wink:

less of the old thanks

middle aged slapper????

I am in my twenties fuck off  :cry:

I'm only poking Birdy, don't cry you big softie!

buy me an ice cream and I might forgive you!

I can only stretch to a lolly pop but can't afford a stamp to mail it to you……...... guess I'll have to eat it myself :P

:shock:  you can't do that, let me have a lick at least!!!

I'll take you to the candy shop
du du du du
I'll let you like the lollypop
du du du du
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

doh!!!  I was trying really hard not to be rude then too  :oops:

harsh but fair

what kind of a man are you turning down a young lady like that huh?  typical scummer

Exactly. Fucking gay :mrgreen:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  true

Bit of a piemonte! (aka  :piemonte: )

One server crashes and i miss all this?

Dan is back with a vengence...

don't worry dave, you are still my number one  :wink:

Why, because we could have the dullest of over-dinner conversations like sad techies?  :?

OK I'll give you one, but just so you'll stop sulking :wink:

:shock:

bloody hell could you give me one whilst I listen to Daves geek talk.

Dave we don't discuss work after 5.30pm its the law

Right that's me done for the day. I'm off home :P

Get me beers and i'll be ok.

:fu:  lucky bugger I am here til 5.30pm today  :cry:

Jesus I haven't even got dressed yet! :oops:

you are a right lazy cunt you!  :wink:

It's what happens when you finish your degree and quit your job!
Gotta spend all day gambling at Sandown tomorrow - life's a bitch. :D

bastard, I would much rather be at sandown.

No Im not....Why?

There's a classic Hendrix track of the same name

  You know you’re a cute little heartbreaker
Foxy
You know you’re a sweet little lovemaker
Foxy

I wanna take you home
I won’t do you no harm, no
You’ve got to be all mine, all mine
Ooh, foxy lady

  You get the idea?

Yes I think I do... :shock:

Have to admit I never knew that song exsisted.

I guess you could PM the rest of the lyrics.

I like to keep things in the open....

I see you, heh, on down on the scene
Foxy
You make me wanna get up and scream
Foxy
Ah, baby listen now
I’ve made up my mind
I’m tired of wasting all my precious time
You’ve got to be all mine, all mine
Foxy lady
Here I come

Have sent Foxy the MP3  :D

Thanks.....Im now downloading that song,as iVe just been told off for not knowing about that song :soapy tit wank:
But Im dreadful at remembering songs titles .

That songs on the film 'Waynes World'.

Ahh that song... :oops:

Like the lyrics but the music isn't really my cup of tea.

i reckon parkin is going to stiff and do a zamora, he will be back on loan with us within 18 months :wink:

As much as id like to see him back here, i hope he bangs em' in for Ipswich.

That make 2 of us

why? ok he was good for us but no offence foxy lady but fuck ipswich. i hate all this lovey dovey stuff, anyone who doesnt support stfc is a cunt in my book.

Bit harsh aint it!?, the only cunts in my book are Oxford and Brizzle City. :evil:

I really really really want to bum you mexico :P

You and Mexico are really hitting it off tonight. :wink:

Is the time on the forum wrong??? I'm sure I didn't leave work that early………..

I've answered my own question now. It's an hour behind

 You're not the brightest are you scummer?

11 GCSEs and 3 A levels 'ent too bad. Memory on the wane though, hence I couldn't remember what time I left! Now I can fill in my timesheet accurately………. give or take 20 minutes!