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Title: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, January 21, 2011, 22:13:01
http://twitter.com/siferry999

The cheeky little scamp


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: tans on Friday, January 21, 2011, 22:25:11
Ha you found it too

The profile pic is good too


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, January 21, 2011, 22:26:47
His facebook updates are equally crazy. Funny as Fuck


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: tans on Saturday, January 22, 2011, 05:35:08
Sorry boredom has taken its toll

Http://twitpic.com/3s8ia4


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, January 22, 2011, 13:25:48
Ferry's latest tweet is amusing.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: tans on Saturday, January 22, 2011, 13:35:53
"I used my grans head as a dance floor last night she wont put a pube in my soup again"


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: tans on Saturday, January 22, 2011, 13:36:35
In another news o'brien liked his bald photo :D


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: STFC4LIFE on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 18:41:19
'I wonder how many 3sums torvil and dean hav been thro'

Haha


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: tans on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 21:58:56
'is naked chewin on a snooker ball at his uncle jims dungeon'

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: tans on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 22:00:49
Drs to ferry

'When can i get my gimp mask back you little shit'


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: london_red on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 22:24:28
Hahaha Ferry is a nutter. Superb comedy value.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: jutty274 on Monday, January 24, 2011, 19:31:53
Ferry has just tweeted "Annie Lennox what a guy"
Douglas replied" she looks just like aob" and he is really slating him now.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: mrverve on Monday, January 24, 2011, 19:50:25
Ferry has just tweeted "Annie Lennox what a guy"
Douglas replied" she looks just like aob" and he is really slating him now.

They're always hammering AoB on it.

Its amusing.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: König on Monday, January 24, 2011, 19:53:33
right i have a question, are some tweets only visible to people on twitter? because i only browse around twitter without an account but can see peoples profiles like simon ferry and jon douglas and can see tweets, but can't see the ones you mention? so are some only visible to other tweeters?


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Nemo on Monday, January 24, 2011, 19:55:48
You can choose to make your tweets private so people can only see them if you accept them- as David Lucas has. Standard settings are free for all to view.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Batch on Monday, January 24, 2011, 19:56:05
right i have a question, are some tweets only visible to people on twitter? because i only browse around twitter without an account but can see peoples profiles like simon ferry and jon douglas and can see tweets, but can't see the ones you mention? so are some only visible to other tweeters?

YEs, you need to log in to see the latest. At least I did!


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: mrverve on Monday, January 24, 2011, 19:58:33
right i have a question, are some tweets only visible to people on twitter? because i only browse around twitter without an account but can see peoples profiles like simon ferry and jon douglas and can see tweets, but can't see the ones you mention? so are some only visible to other tweeters?

You should be able to see them.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: mrverve on Monday, January 24, 2011, 19:59:50
You can choose to make your tweets private so people can only see them if you accept them- as David Lucas has. Standard settings are free for all to view.

You can't request to follow his twitter either though.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, January 24, 2011, 20:04:45
I still think twitter is stupid. I don't really care what someone's had for breakfast or when they've had a shit.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, January 24, 2011, 20:06:44
Shit. I didn't realise that you thought it was stupid. I better delete my account.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, January 24, 2011, 20:08:29
Shit. I didn't realise that you thought it was stupid. I better delete my account.
God speed.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, January 24, 2011, 20:30:47
I thought about getting twitter but then realised that I can do more/better stuff on facebook. What is there on twitter that facebook doesn't offer?


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: jutty274 on Monday, January 24, 2011, 23:46:30
I thought about getting twitter but then realised that I can do more/better stuff on facebook. What is there on twitter that facebook doesn't offer?
Simon Ferry.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Monday, January 24, 2011, 23:50:03
Simon Ferry.

Got it in one.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 07:40:08
Ahhhh Lee Peacocks on there now too


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: carbonwhite on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 07:44:09
sheehan to me thinks  :doh:


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: tans on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 08:45:15
Peacock and cox are watching the match tonight


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 08:53:29
Good for them! I won't be!! ;)


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 12:59:53
love the banter between simon, dougie and ao'b

ferry's latest tweet-Wow andrea mclean on loose women with those glasses on remind me of a teacher i fancyed at school... mr miller wat an arse he hud


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 13:01:38
I know its great isn't it.  Ferry is a fucking lunatic.  In the nicest possible way.  If only they were so in tune with each other on the pitch. 


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: mrverve on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 13:09:55
A bit off topic I know but if any of you guys have twitter, follow The Big Sam, funny as hell.

Mind you, you probably already do.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: tans on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 13:12:24
Phil Brown is quite funny too, (it aint him obviously but so)


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 13:14:17
lucas leiva and jamie redknapp have got good fake ones


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 13:15:06
fabio_cappelo_ is a good one (its fake, but damn funny)


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 14:00:21
I'm almost tempted to sign up to twitter purely for Ferry.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: shaw_red on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 14:02:47
I'm almost tempted to sign up to twitter purely for Ferry.

it makes ur day better when your at work.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 14:05:22
Well its not all jokes with Ferry.  His latest is some nice appreciation of safe sex

'Just seen an old guy in boots buyin durex play lube and condoms. Still puttin it aboot safely. Top boi'


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 14:27:45

siferry999 si ferry
those woman on one born every minute moanin. iv pushed oot bigger jobbies and enjoyed it


Worth signing up for that alone.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 17:34:57
all the best tryin to git ur hole now andy gray

Thats Mr Ferry's latest words of wisdom!


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 17:40:08
to be fair no one needs to sign up to twitter, we may as well have a thread on what people have said on it


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, January 26, 2011, 10:48:49
dougie, sheehan, ao'b and cuthbet are off to nandos in bristol today but sheehan's cars in for service and is too scared to ask dougie for a lift. :-)


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: shaw_red on Wednesday, January 26, 2011, 10:53:34
the questions is whats happend to si??


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Wednesday, January 26, 2011, 11:47:09
Just been on Ferry's Twitter. Comedy gold!!

"im just a skidmark in the world of pro wresltin but things could change i have a tops up pants doon sword fight with brooker t in 15 mins"


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, January 26, 2011, 12:45:27
the questions is whats happend to si??

hes been busy

siferry999 si ferry
Is out doggin with stan collymore my balls r freezin on this windscreen


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: shaw_red on Wednesday, January 26, 2011, 12:52:12
hes been busy

siferry999 si ferry
Is out doggin with stan collymore my balls r freezin on this windscreen

so thats why hes not been invited to nandos


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Peacocks-Lucky-Coat on Wednesday, January 26, 2011, 15:48:18
I don't even like twitter. But having seen Ferrys account i couldn't help but make myself one :)


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, January 27, 2011, 00:13:18
He has now posted " Wearing my mums wedding dress watchin the 10 minute pre view "

Dougie replied " your not right in the head son "


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: tans on Sunday, February 6, 2011, 23:46:52
Some good ones for the superbowl today

"The referee is the same ref from gladiators contestants ready"

Super bowl one big fuckin cheese fest americans mak me seek"
"


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: tans on Sunday, February 6, 2011, 23:48:10
God and his fag son jesus r faker than my old dears tits

Hahaha


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: mexico red on Monday, February 7, 2011, 08:50:04
we have to sponser him next year


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: cheltred69 on Monday, February 7, 2011, 20:39:15
Featured on the holiday page of Saturday's programme.

No showing off with glamorous destinations for Simon.

Went to Dundee last summer ...."treated it like a holiday, walking about in my trunks and pretending the sun was out."

Next Summer off to New York ..."We're going to meet Timmy Mallet and his missus."

Doesn't like Travelodges..."..the toilet roll doesn't really agree with me at those places."


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Costanza on Monday, February 7, 2011, 20:45:35
He's consistent.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 11:21:35
Looks like Rose has now signed up


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 16:55:06
we have to sponser him next year

He'll be gone next season.


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Bennett on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 07:43:22
he'd have to be a sadist to stay here


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: @MacPhlea on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 09:10:49
Can we create a twitter feed on here for the squad?


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 11:00:44
from last night:-
Just caught my gran in bed wi the chinese delivery boi


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 11:05:53
Can we create a twitter feed on here for the squad?

No need, every fucker posts them on here anyway ::)


Title: Re: This is why i love Simon Ferry
Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, February 15, 2011, 20:57:07
His latest tweet is awesome.
Exeter hang ur head in shame that pitch was wetter than my missis after 2 fingers