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Birds that most people fancy but you just dont see it.I kick off with Maria Sharapova-bit plain,truth be told.

Nigella smug bitch Lawson.  According to OF this makes me gay.

This makes adje gay

Michaela Strachan

Keira Knightley

Helen Chamberlain
Carol Vorderman
Davina McCall

Where to start...

Kylie Minogue
Mena Suvari
Tess Daly

It's true. I do lust after middle class women with gigantic tits though.

My nomination for here: Megan Fox.

Cheryl Cole, she hates it when I get cum on her hair....but hey, she's worth it :D

Katy Perry..no idea what the fuss is all about.

Talentless to boot.

Good call.

Agree with that completely.

Nowt wrong with that....a healthy pursuit like building model railways...

Paris hilton

Cat Deeley

Jordan....aka Katie Price :suicide:

Amen!

Yeah never got that one, face like a slapped arse and I bet her fanny is like death valley.

Kelly Brook
Kirsty Gallagher
Fearne Cotton
The bird from the Real Hustle
most of the famous WAGs

The bird from bbc 1 hustle

Julia Roberts

I must have low standards. I'd have a go on all the ones mentioned so far.

Jodie Marsh  :suicide:

Thats the flu kicking in.

What's wrong with her? She's mighty fine.

Oopd got it mixed up with the would but shouldn't thread.

Tess Daly

Jennifer Lopez

I agree but I don't know why. She's got all the right ingredients..they just don't work for some reason :hmmm:

I think you're all bunch of fucking liars.

Except Sam.

I can absolutely 100% guarantee I wouldn't ride Jordan.

Well, when I say I wouldn't I don't really mean I wouldn't as such...I'm taking the real meaning of this thread to be 'women who are a bit over rated and you can't really see what the fuss is all about'...If Katy Perry for example was clawing at my bedroom window desperate to get in, I wouldn't say "Not you again...stop bothering me or I'll call the Police".

I hope this clarifies my position.

If it was Katie Price however, I probably would call the Old Bill :hmmm:

Point clarified, thanks OST, and with that in mind...

Kate Moss.

That was the angle I was taking...

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba?!?!

Fearne Cotton.

Without doubt Fearne Cotton.

i'm with samdy as i'd do all of them.some of them are fucking stunners too.

I agree with you on this one. She doesn't do it for me, you could never do her up the wrong either it would never reach with an arse like that.

*bump*

Goggle eyed Anne Hathaway.

She would have to beg a lot

Meanwhile I'd saw off several limbs. All of them if she still has the Catwoman suit.

She's an odd one.

At times she looks drop dead fucking gorgeous yet at other times, she's a bit of a freak.

have you been watching Crash?

Courtney Cox

You sir are a fucking idiot!

melinda messenger

Summed up very well.

Rihanna*

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This thread is laughable.

Skyler White from breaking bad.

Frumpy housewife, or MILF?  :hmmm:

Frump.

Frump

MILF, absolutely.

In a heartbeat, Skyler would be filthy.

What about Marie?

Skyler and Marie at the same time :)

your right you would be miles apart with your gut!

too irritating for words.

Im in a bad mood today and this is the resulting thread.

I don't know if this has been done before but in response to the wouldn't but would, here's a couple that I wouldn't touch with my worst enemies cock let alone my own, but apparently are 'worldlies' (hate that word) and I'm a freak for not wanting to ravage.

First Up

Nigella cocking Lawson

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What is it that disgusts me about this daft bint?  

Smugness?  

Middle class, olive eating, 'just go to your local butcher and spend £20 on a steak from a cow you know the name' of self satisfaction?

'Meet my children Star and Jupiter' cringing horror?

Or is it that shes got a body like a sofa and a face that makes the sort of expressions that suggest not that shes made a lovely cake and is going to smear over her folds, rather 'Ive got knives in my draw, love me, love me, want me or I'll cut myself and stab you'.  

And her father is that corpulent tory fuck with the child naming imagination of a toadstool Nigel Lawson.

Secondly

Katy Perry

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Not as much hatred as Nigel but really, yeah fine, you kissed a girl according to the vapid song but you didnt did you.  You were a child when you released that and your still a child.  And you're not even that fit.  Just a vacant valley girl next door airhead with puppet masters telling you to jump around.  

Apologies if this is misogynist.  Im bored.  I love women really.  Its not even about the women its about the insistence that we all want them.  Its the media presentation of peple as sexy.  Well I dont want them and really dont like them.

Probably lovely people in real life.

If this has been done before just delete it someone.

Cheryl fucking Cole.  Not even going to put her picture up.  You all know what the manufactured, over-rated, talentless slapper looks like.

you're wrong.
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Rihanna

No, I'm not gay and yeah she is fit (once you can look past her fucking enormous forehead).

But fuck me is she irritating. Her songs all sound the fucking same and are as boring as fuck and I can well imagine myself having to tell her to SHUT THE FUCK UP should I find myself in her company for even a short period of time. Chris Brown gets a lot of stick for beating her up. I wonder if he should really be praised for showing incredible restraint and not shutting her up permanently, or do I have that the wrong way around?

Cat Deely has a face that looks like a picasso painting.  Not in a good way.

I can see where you are coming from. I feel the same about Cheryl Cole. She looks fit as fuck, but her irritating voice and her being thick as shit I find a turn off.

Plenty of uglier celebs I'd happily bang in preference. Going to go out on a limb and say its not worth me worrying about the agony of choice :)

edit: Not to self, read the entire thread before repeating what Sir Pissalot has already said. Still...

Don't we already have this thread?

Dunno.  Im tired, old and my memory is weak.  Along with my bladder.  Not sure you needed to know about that.

I cannot stand women who are packaged as- and told/play up to, being sexy. I would like to decide that for myself please. Sure, some of them are attractive, at least conventionally so, but they just come off as cunts.

Almost every female star does it. Fucking Jessie J always talks about how women are margionalised and looked at as second class citizens in the music industry, then goes and flaps her ass and tits around in her music videos.

And how Kate moss is considered attractive... Fucking hell.

And the other thread is people you would, but shouldn't. This is people you should, but wouldn't.

No.

Mariah Carey

I despise Mariah Carey.

Actually, we do.

Are you sure.  Dr Chang is usually correct about everything.

Merged it with the old thread.

Ha ha.

It's all the same names being mentioned again. Some hatreds really do run deep.

Sanchez is definitely a bumbder for mentioning Kylie though. What the fuck?

I think Saxondale's loathing of Nigella Lawson has increased significantly  :)

She's got skeletal horse features, and her music is shite... I stand by it!

Tess Daly has won me over though...

Ha.  My mood today has perhaps exacerbated it.  Cant believe I couldnt remember expressing my loathing before.

Hahaha. This is the most deluded thread I've ever read! Number one; the chances of any poster on here standing the remotest chance of getting off with any woman named on this thread are nil. Secondly,  if the impossible happened and they were up for it, do you honestly believe you'd knock them back?
I'd fuck them all and thank them afterwards.

Maybe not Katie Price, you would probably fall in :)

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Well that proved my point.

Sorry but I'm gonna have to stick up for Nigella,you can just tell that she's as dirty as a dogs arse. For me she is a definite 100% would. Have to agree about Tess Daley though, nice body, lovely smile, nice tits but when she opens her gob I just want to cut my wrists. Deffo deffo would not, I don't even like thinking about it.

Two points. These threads didn't need merging.  And those who say they should butwouldn't are lying(although until certain cases agree they are overated)

It doesn't matter what they sound like, they all sound the same when they're sucking your cock.

Still wouldn't though.

Absolute top rant.

I felt obliged to prove Chang wrong.

Yes!! I was going to put this but was worried I'd get booted off.

Here's my two penneth:
Samantha Cameron
Anything off TOWIE/Geordie Shore
Fearne Cotton.

Now THAT I can get behind.

Shouldn't that post be in the bumming a TEF chap thread?

Judging by The People today, Nigella's husband doesn't much like her either...

I'm so enthused with the idea it's spilling over into other threads.

Yes, 'spilling over' probably isn't the best turn of phrase to use.