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Title: Cat ordered to do jury duty
Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 16:35:48
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8264782/Cat-ordered-to-do-jury-service.html

And no it's not a story from Newsthump, althought it very much seems like it could be :)

Unless spacey has started writing for the Telegraph?


Title: Re: Cat ordered to do jury duty
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 18:14:22
Cue a load of cat puns...


Title: Re: Cat ordered to do jury duty
Post by: shady on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 18:18:42
 ;D Probably do a better job than some of the dopey fckers I met in Boston


Title: Re: Cat ordered to do jury duty
Post by: Langers on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 18:24:13
Cue a load of cat puns...

I bet there will be some really paw ones.


Title: Re: Cat ordered to do jury duty
Post by: @MacPhlea on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 18:32:42
I bet the court clerk is feline slightly less than purrrfect


Title: Re: Cat ordered to do jury duty
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 18:38:55
It'd certainly give you claws for concern to find a cat on the jury.


Title: Re: Cat ordered to do jury duty
Post by: nochee on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 18:55:11
I reckon he will pussy out and not turn up


Title: Re: Cat ordered to do jury duty
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 19:03:41
I wonder if he'll get the job as furman of the jury


Title: Re: Cat ordered to do jury duty
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 19:17:34
The defendent should grow a beard. 8 of 10 Cats prefer Whiskas.


Title: Re: Cat ordered to do jury duty
Post by: shady on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 19:37:41
And a rather shocking, yet fake, video of a cat tangling with a sun-roof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-QYLuA50I