Thetownend.com

As i am going on soccer am this saturaday, i thought for a laugh see what songs the tef thought we should sing ( they must be clean no swearing )

No song suggestions from me, but you must mention the TEF.

Sheena Easton's Red and White Army!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e69-GO4bYLM

I was more thinking along the lines of Swindon songs, but if the oppotunity arises i could do a short burst of i'm a teapot

With the actions, please

There is no other way of doing it.

Si Pie's David Ball song is superb. Belting that out would be funny. And wasn't there a funny Dossevi song?

The only Dossevi one i have heard is when the ball hits the goal its not shearer or cole it's dossevi.
But if you put the words & tune on you never know.

To the tune of my old man's a dustman: (for Dave)

We love Gordon Greer,
we also love his cat,
but we don't like his misses,
'cause she is really fat.

Sadly, the David Ball song isn't really relevant anymore.

I think you should put the Dossevi song I invented into the national domain though. It's to the tune of Blur's Coffee & TV:

So give me Thomas Dossevi
History....
He plays for Togo now and then and this means he's quality

We signed him on a free
That's good enough for me
And even though he's on the bench bring him on we all will plee
Or start him in the next home game

How about the 'we don't need Ronaldo' song that was sung about MacNamee but change it to Ritchie?

how about this to the tune of octopus garden.....

i'd rather be
at number 3
instead of micheal rose he's fucking shit.

Joey beauchamps got vd, change the swear words

To the tune of my old mans a dustman

Oh DV is magic, he smiles with a sneer,
And when he's masterbating
he thinks of Gordon Greer.

just go for the tried and tested

"Stand up if you hate Oxford, Stand up if you hate Oxford, we hate oxford scum scum scum...."

That should do it

Charlie Austin, we'll have no goals left
The minute you walk out that door
Please don't go
Don't go-o-o-o-o-o
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go-o-o-o-o-o
Don't go away

We all dream of a team of Pericards...

stick with the tried and tested wise men say as the opener

How about Lenny Kravitz, it ain't over till it's over?

Cross-posted from the Morrison/TEF meltdown thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCZCv98XKFs

That should do it. Show your amazing intelligence live on telly.

When Helen Chamberlain comes over to you, do a chorus of..

EYES WIDE SKIN BACK TIGHT GET YOUR KNICKERS DOWN!
WE ARE WILSONS ARMY WERE THE BOYS FROM SWINDON TOWN!

How about the Celery song.

Perhaps a really fast rendition of "oh when the reds..."?

Got to be something no other club sings imo...


How about..

In 1969, On league cup final day,
The Arsenal went to Wembley, They walked the Wembley Way,
They thought they'd win it easy, they thought they'd win the cup,
along came Swindon Town FC and fucked the bastards up We won the cup!

And then tell them you had to change the words!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqOmIHHf4zo

Just clap until your hands are a blur.

The adver have been in contact and asked if i will do a blog of the day and also take some pictures, i will post some of the better pics on here when i get home and recover ( i still can't believe i have to leave my house at 5.30 am tomorrow morning)

Fuck me they do exist have they run out of cars for you to set fire to in Blackbird Leys ?

It's gotta be Wise Men Say and We Are Swindon... no wait... that's got bastards in it... Urm.. damn.

Tell the adver to fuck off and do their own work

Lazy bastards

:D

My name is Jutty!
I dont get the beers in at the County!
I love Flash and Wayne....
La La La

My name is Flash
I wear a silly hat
even when i dont wear it
I still look a fucking twat
ha ha ha.

Are you going to be the token fat bald bloke?

No 'I' was'nt invited!!!!

I meant jutty

Well there will be another fat bloke and another bald bloke, so really i am the best of both worlds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ing31q_YKTM

...whilst bobbing up and down.

Soccer Am is diabolical now. First time I have seen it in ages.

It's fallen a long way from the 4 hour slot on Sky Sports 1. The crew is shit, Max is shit.

Haha, what an ugly bunch of cunts :D

I've known Micky for years, and I recognise big Malc, that's about it.

Red army for the song? Is that it?!

I think the fella at the end sits where I sit and my old man usually chats to him at half time.

haha big shout out  to big malc and the red army!!

soccer am is dogshit though isn't it

Jutty is a County Hotel regular......also consumer of vast amounts of chips and burgers at half time.

They're getting crucified on Twitter!!!

Fuck me the soccerette is hideous ???

I don't get the celebrity bit - I'm blind dec... Or I can't smell dec??? Anyone has an idea?

The blind bit is an ongoing joke related to when they were both in Byker Grove.

Shes a right mess

What a fucking shit show thats turned into, its not a patch on when Tim was on it and in charge of the show.

I cant bear to watch it any more but I used to love it, its a pale immitation of what it was.

And the soccerette.....what a fucking vexatious clunge bucket!

One.

the tall guy i recognise.been a regular at games for decades.
used to work on the fish counter in tesco's

That's Big Malc Arriba. Works at the same place as me.

Malc is a totally sound bloke  :beers:

he used to travel on the old away travel club coaches when we were kids.
i think he's a couple of years younger than me.

Met him on the train back from macclesfield a few years back (diabolical performance). He had a bottle of Port and a huge block of cheese. Top top bloke  :clap:

You're still alive then?

Agree completely. I only watched the first 30 minutes or so, didn't see the soccerette.

Time for Sky to banish this into the circular filing cabinet know as the dustbin i'm afraid.

Hi Dave, I was very unwell towards the end of last year, but i'm back now. Put in about 100 miles in walking this last week along the seafront, Hengistbury Head, Sandbanks etc. Hope things are good. When I get some dough from my next stint of work in London (whenever it ever arrives) we'll have to have a sesh, though I am trying to cut back. Sat here with a cheap bottle of cider though, my New Years resolve didn't last long!

Glad your back to full fitness

Well what a uch of Wankers.......(its ok i told em to their faces and im only jealous).

Soccer AM is going the way of only fools and out staying its welcome.

As the goal contest....more shanks than Wormwood Scrubs!!

Jutty was by far the biggest cunt!  but did buy me a drink as he was demob happy in the County.

I dont eat at half time anymore, i just have a pork roll as i walk in.

My Pork roll although sizeable was shit yesterday......went very well with the game..

Mine was lovely.

Dont you mean you eat pork as you roll in ???????