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...from this site:

Langers - used to excel at golf, now retired
Bennett - mysterious, wears a beanie hat and has many followers, (Jane)Austen-like character, also 'Gordon Bennett',
Leefer - a small insect-like creature, hard on the outside, subtle on the inside

Am I close with any of these?

Dont know about Bennett, but leefer is taller than me, so certainly not small, and Langers certainly isn't anywhere near retirment age.

So is your name Alistair?

crystall Tips...a place to put your unwanted Waterford Glass.

good one Leefer  ;D

Nomoreheroes likes The Clash obviously, or perhaps you were The Clash?

I am not Alistair, but it's possible I've been called a dog in the past (tho not to my face)

I'm thinking of changing mine. I've had 4 people in the last week or so ask if I'm dom jolly (SP)

don't do it! there is something Home Counties and trustworthy about 'Suttonred'

I'm ashamed to admit that it only dawned on me a few months ago that herthab was Hertha B...and not Hert Hab.  I'd been wondering for a while (ie a few years) what a Hert Hab was.  I'm now quite disappointed that it doesn't exist.

Have you met him?  ;)

Cheeky sod.

Dont worry i thought he was uncle fester first time i met  him 8)

That would be a good username.

Please tell me this is an attempt at humour :doh:

You've got Bennett spot on, if you'd used the word "emo" as well I'd assume you'd have met him!

Grrr

The first time i met him I called him Hert Hab :o Didn't realise it was Hertha B   :-[

I think mines a bit obvious.....

Are you a big fat bloater?

I would say pleasently plump....But then i would.........

Mine is staying regardless

I think a lot of people who know still call him that.

I tend to call him by his real name though (cliquey or what?!)

I just call him cunt

No, cunt is his middle name.

I'm Honoured!

Also, i dont have any plans to retire for a while and i hate golf!

What?! I thought you were actually this man

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Not quite!

See, I like to stick to usernames. I walked into the Merlin, said "Im probally going to make myself look a idiot, but are you hertab"

The horible fucker just looked at me as if I got the wrong person but then said yeah, i then asked for "Si Pies brother"! before somebody came up to me and said "Alright Crispy?" Before Mr.Kane told me it was Samdy Gray!

Haha, you looked rather worried.

I also saw you Crispy. I didn't introduce myself

Ive seen him too
The ginger fucker

Obvious?  ok, you have a flash hat, is that it?

No, 6 months suspended for indecent exposure.

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NEVER PROVEN.....

Have you got a stutter Flash?

Fuck off you c c c c c c cunt!

I feel better for that - ch ch ch cheers