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Danny needs to get him signed up to a longer contract, ideally to see out his career. Then he can go on and manage us.

The bloke desperately needs his own song.

Two runs he made yesterday were unbelievable, he's quickly becoming indespensible now he's settled down, and the same for Rose also. Hoping Caddis will do the same, It's just taking a bit longer with him.

David Prutton, Superstar, he's
Got better hair than David Ginola.

The wheels on his house go round and round

Like it a lot. Not sure the TE would get it though! Maybe it'd work at an away match?

Oooh David Prutton,
He used to be like Nallis but he's alright now.

i like this one

I wasn't putting it up as a serious suggestion.

you should

Like it.

Prutton's reaction to reading this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0JD8pOgD1s&feature=player_embedded

Souley football posts from me now.

Few of us have been singing this..

Oh David Prutton, You are the love of my life,
Oh David Prutton, I'll let you shag my wife,
Oh David Prutton, I want gippo hair too!

stick to racism.that is one shit chant....

it's an ace chant

Prutton reminds me of Bobby Howe.

Wash your mouth out.

I fucking despised Bobby Howe.

Eww I had forgotten about the useless little git till then. He was rubbish.

not the most pleasant of blokes either.

Sexy Football?

Another of Macca's gems. We paid £50k for him and he was on £5k a week. Absolutely fucking useless - a more expensive Gareth Whalley

Bobby Howe on 5 fucking k?!!? No wonder we were in so much shit!!!

I'm sure that must have been renegotiated down when he bizarrely managed to earn a knew contract under Todd (did he do it again under King too?). Although that coincided with the Terry Brady optimistic spending spree of Juan Cobian, Marco Tuowassit, Kim Heislberg, Mark Robertson and co, so who the fuck knows.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: my god i hope you are joking

Used to see him in sunny's pool and when there he seemed perpetually miserable.

Ndah was on 8k a week when he was here as well. Though you couldn't argue with his performances for u.

Nah mate, deadly serious.

that's just the Coloccini song though (replacing I want curly hair to, with gippo hair)

Oh David Prutton you are not Reo Coker!
Oh David Prutton you are mediocre
Oh David Prutton please dont get sent off again and make us lose another load of points....

They call him Prutton, Prutton.
Faster than lightning, his hair is quite frightening...


That's all I've got.

Has anyone done the prutton moon song yet?

david pruttons magic
he doesn't need a hat
'cause his hair is really long
and he would look a twat

Ace!!!

I like to watch prutton moon,
and then we like to spoon

??

We all know that his song will be:

Super, super Dave
Super, super Dave
Super, super Dave
Super David Prutton

So i don't know why you're all bothering........

Ah yes.  A song that gets re-used every 5 mins that we used to sing to Joey Beauchamp.  He'll be dead chuffed with that!

All i've got..

David Prutton He's our number 10,
David Prutton He's our number 10,

Everybody needs a nutter in the middle, everybody needs a nutter!
Everybody needs a nutter in the middle, everybody needs a nutter!

David Prutton He's our number 10..

Is that to the cornershop song crispy?

Yeah! Only in my head the Prutton version is a tad more upbeat !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDe6regyJnU

That would be great, but it would never happen.

I like it tbf.

This sort of tempo,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oupqk9QYVTc&feature=related

The "Everybody needs a nutter in the middle, everybody needs a nutter" bit is well chantable. You could just do lots of those and end it with a "It's David Pruuttonnn" and then repeat.

To the tune of Guns of Brixton by The Clash

You can crush us, you can bruise us
But you'd have to answer to
Ohhhhhhhhh David Prutton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiQoq-wqZxg

About 0.40 secs in.

I win, because its actually relevant.

 :hmmm:

The rest of our team seems to be quite lightweight in comparison.

Dougie?

And i win because Prutton is a nutter  :)

Bar Douglas then.

You're prutton (waaaaaanaaaanaaaa)
Prutton running throught my viens
prutton (waaaaanaaaanaaaa)
I don't wanna break these chains

fuck off dave that's awful

leave Dave alone!  How many number one hits have you had???

I've just worked out it's poison. If we do sing that do loads of topless women magically appear?

Only one :(

I'm imagining some immense harmonys coming from the drs when we belt that out

I'll give this a go at Wednesday/Oldham If Prutts on form.. See if it catches on.

I think you should try to choreograph it.  We could clear a space in the middle for you, let you have the floor etc.

Something like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkPL6p1OeVQ&feature=related