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Do you all have lives or something?

Don't pretend you don't get back from the pub and check in on the tef. We all do it.

I didn't even make the pub: Nephew's birthday. Dangerous firework handling and alcohol makes a good Saturday.

The rest of you manatees?

 I've just got in from the pub...wet......been a strange couple of nights ....the Romanian pole dancers made me wish I was 30 years younger...missing a text from a bird inviting me for a Friday night of debauchery hasn't helped, but whatever way you look at it history has been made :)

It has been a historic Saturday that's for sure.

Better odds on a Swindon side making the third round.

I hope Supermarine get a good draw.

I know it's controversial...but if STFC wont change their name to Swindon Town Manatees....how about Swindon Supermanatees?

SSMFC

I like it.

No offence to Mark Collier, but surely only Sherlock Manatee can take them to a FA Cup win.

I will take Supermarine's failure to win the FA Cup as proof of this.

I've taken a fuck load of codeine and am now my limbs are struggling to function. Hands are just about ok though.

keep those fingers looose you never know when you will have a fingering opportunity!

It's probably gone a little better than your nutmeg experiments, you should give it a go :)

everything goes better than my nutmeg experiments. Bad times

I've drank so much that I can't really see the screen. the solution is to drink more.

You fancy going for a beer down town Si Pie?

It''s a bit late but I think we can make it.

I wish I could have had a drink or two this weekend.

It's a bit late and you are a lightweight.

I wouldn't want you to ambulance it again.

I'm messing anyway, I'm drunk enough that I can make a bacon s.w without walking

To be fair the ambulance wasn't a direct result of drinking ;)

Anyways, it's more a case if I drink when I'm on these tablets it makes my stomach even more volatile than normal.

Im come for a drink now Ben, which cafe?

Infact ill get them! 2 Lemmonaids?

nice one crispy!

You fancy a beer tomorrow? My brother-in-law is Wednesday, I think that game is on tomorrow? I hope I haven't imagined that.

More late night on the tonight please, i feed on the blood of the innocent.

I dont understand.

weird,this was an empty thread 2 seconds ago.

What the hell are you on about Ben?

No, i don't fancy a beer tomorrow! I'm under age! Stop grooming me!

Anyway, my sunday is going to consist of being a 'cool' teenager and hanging around Market Lavington for a bit, followed by a wank ( 2 if im feeling adventurous(I cant spell!) ) And then a ciggarette fueled football manager 2011 session!

This thread made me laugh!!!

Ben and crispy let's meet at the savoy before the Colchester game like we did before. Anyone else welcome too.

You made me miss kick off last time!

Only by a few minutes!

i DON'T REMEMBER THIS!!???????????

Lemmonaids sound nasty.

Had a smoke played fifa and watched about 3 hours of football highlights oh and Derby/Pompey.

You don't remember it?! I was the one who had been up all night raving!!