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Title: Im Bored Post by: Turbo on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:22:42 Please reply to this post with a load of shite to ammuse me....
I will start with a useless fact: "Hummingbirds are the only animal that can fly backwards." Title: Im Bored Post by: blinkpip on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:29:28 I can't spell and I talk shit. God help me!
Title: Im Bored Post by: Whits on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:32:54 A snail can sleep for 3 years. :D
Title: Im Bored Post by: Anonymous on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:34:38 10% of your pillow weight is actually bed bug droppings
Title: Im Bored Post by: blinkpip on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:37:34 Texas HORNED TOADS can shoot blood out of the corners of their eyes.
Title: Im Bored Post by: Whits on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:39:30 Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Title: Im Bored Post by: Turbo on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:43:44 45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star.
Title: Im Bored Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:48:20 The 500 million year old species the sea squirt reveals a common ancestory with homo sapiens, when its genomes are studied.
Title: Im Bored Post by: Whits on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:48:46 90% of americans don't own a passport, no wonder most of them know feck all about the rest of the world, i met some yankees in New Zealand, they thought it was North-West of Australia. OH MY GOD, go to a country and have no fecking idea where it is!!!
Title: Im Bored Post by: Whits on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:50:38 Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
http://www.funny-facts.com Title: Im Bored Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:55:02 They use blue light in public toilets so heroin users can't find a vein to shoot up.
Title: Im Bored Post by: Piemonte on Friday, December 24, 2004, 09:35:45 Welsh rappers Goldie Lookin Chain are actually Eton educated members of the english aristocracy.
Title: Im Bored Post by: faringdingdong on Friday, December 24, 2004, 09:48:45 I have a hairy back. :mooney and arse.
Title: Im Bored Post by: kizz on Friday, December 24, 2004, 09:59:02 If sharks stop swimming, they sink !!
Title: Im Bored Post by: faringdingdong on Friday, December 24, 2004, 10:06:19 Quote from: "Whits" Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. i am going to finland in two days, i will investigate this further. Title: Im Bored Post by: janaage on Friday, December 24, 2004, 10:42:40 My mum's a distant relation of former (now dead) Rolling Stone Brian Jones.
I once needed a wee in London, but didn't actually go until I arrived at Barcelona airport (i did make it to the toilet) Although I can't speak german, russian or arabic, I do have some knowledge of french, italian and some swedish. The number 8 is like two zeros one placed on top of the other. Last June I stared at a friend all the way from Reading to London. Title: Im Bored Post by: blinkpip on Friday, December 24, 2004, 14:18:26 Quote from: "faringdingdong" Quote from: "Whits" Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. i am going to finland in two days, i will investigate this further. Luckly git. I would like to go there on new years eve and see the big H.I.M. concert they have every year. |