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Title: Im Bored
Post by: Turbo on Friday, December 24, 2004, 00:39:30
Please reply to this post with a load of shite to ammuse me....

I will start with a useless fact:
"Hummingbirds are the only animal that can fly backwards."


Title: Im Bored
Post by: blinkpip on Friday, December 24, 2004, 00:46:16
I can't spell and I talk shit. God help me!


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Post by: Whits on Friday, December 24, 2004, 00:49:42
A snail can sleep for 3 years.   :D


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Post by: Anonymous on Friday, December 24, 2004, 00:51:26
10% of your pillow weight is actually bed bug droppings


Title: Im Bored
Post by: blinkpip on Friday, December 24, 2004, 00:54:22
Texas HORNED TOADS can shoot blood out of the corners of their eyes.


Title: Im Bored
Post by: Whits on Friday, December 24, 2004, 00:56:18
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.


Title: Im Bored
Post by: Turbo on Friday, December 24, 2004, 01:00:32
45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star.


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Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, December 24, 2004, 01:05:08
The 500 million year old species the sea squirt  reveals a common ancestory with homo sapiens, when its genomes are studied.


Title: Im Bored
Post by: Whits on Friday, December 24, 2004, 01:05:34
90% of americans don't own a passport, no wonder most of them know feck all about the rest of the world, i met some yankees in New Zealand, they thought it was North-West of Australia. OH MY GOD, go to a country and have no fecking idea where it is!!!


Title: Im Bored
Post by: Whits on Friday, December 24, 2004, 01:07:26
Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.  :shock:    :shock:   :shock:   :shock:   :shock:

http://www.funny-facts.com


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Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, December 24, 2004, 01:11:50
They use blue light in public toilets so heroin users can't find a vein to shoot up.


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Post by: Piemonte on Friday, December 24, 2004, 10:52:33
Welsh rappers Goldie Lookin Chain are actually Eton educated members of the english aristocracy.


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Post by: faringdingdong on Friday, December 24, 2004, 11:05:33
I have a hairy back. :mooney and arse.


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Post by: kizz on Friday, December 24, 2004, 11:15:50
If sharks stop swimming, they sink !!


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Post by: faringdingdong on Friday, December 24, 2004, 11:23:07
Quote from: "Whits"
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

i am going to finland in two days, i will investigate this further.


Title: Im Bored
Post by: janaage on Friday, December 24, 2004, 11:59:28
My mum's a distant relation of former (now dead) Rolling Stone Brian Jones.

I once needed a wee in London, but didn't actually go until I arrived at Barcelona airport (i did make it to the toilet)

Although I can't speak german, russian or arabic, I do have some knowledge of french, italian and some swedish.

The number 8 is like two zeros one placed on top of the other.

Last June I stared at a friend all the way from Reading to London.


Title: Im Bored
Post by: blinkpip on Friday, December 24, 2004, 15:35:14
Quote from: "faringdingdong"
Quote from: "Whits"
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

i am going to finland in two days, i will investigate this further.

Luckly git. I would like to go there on new years eve and see the big H.I.M. concert they have every year.