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Title: The Masterchef thread
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 19:17:56
That's the second time this series that I've seen someone put vanilla in their mash/purée, is it a new trend or something?

At least we haven't got to the every other dish being fucking scallops round yet.


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: Lumps on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 19:20:07
Quail on chocolate sponge cake?

What the fuck is that about!


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 19:21:46
I watched Mondays earlier,that was Scallops.

I can normally tells whos going home before they cook anything.


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 19:22:28
Quail on chocolate sponge cake?

What the fuck is that about!

Brilliant.


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 19:25:35
Is that crispy in 5 years time?


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 19:40:19
I'll happily be wrong, but clotted cream and vanilla mash?


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 19:42:26
fat girl is getting stroppy


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: Lumps on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 19:44:43
Peter Griffin is judging!


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 06:08:51
I've been watching the Aussie one.


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: Abrahammer on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 09:25:40
I'll happily be wrong, but clotted cream and vanilla mash?

That combo sounds way too weird but then again I only recently discovered cheesy mash and thought it was a massive step forward in mash culture.


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 11:28:23
Mustard mash is where it's at.


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: RobertT on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 12:49:48
Quail on chocolate sponge cake?

What the fuck is that about!

He had the concept of combined flavours right - rich meaty flavours like game + chocolate can work (Venison) but to do it as a sweet choc cake was insane.  May as well coated in butterscotch and be done with it.

I know it's Pro's, but some of the stuff has looked quite tasty.

FB - I'm doing scallops this weekend.


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 26, 2010, 19:36:46
Oh no. fatty fat fat girl has eaten her second course before the judges could to it


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, October 27, 2010, 19:53:52
come on muder rapey looking man


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, October 27, 2010, 19:56:40
get in! Are they tears of joy or tears of potential trampy rape?


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, October 28, 2010, 00:22:23
fatty fat fat girl is going to take some beating though.

i think young murder rapey man should eat some of that nice food he is cooking, he can't be getting his 5 a day with a complexion like that. or maybe the guilt of all the murdery rapes is affecting his sleep.


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, October 28, 2010, 11:06:12
hahahaha since when does rape make you feel guilty?! The world's gone mad.


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, November 1, 2010, 21:19:36
rapey man is looking the most rapey he ever has.

i think he is the only chance of beating fatty fat fat woman, she is easily the best of the three.


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, November 1, 2010, 21:36:14
its quite tense isnt it.

I really dont get all this fancy pancy cooking though.


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, November 1, 2010, 21:54:37
how many times does rapey guy wanna cry?


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, November 1, 2010, 22:33:13
he's haunted by his rapey past...


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, November 2, 2010, 07:53:25
If he doesn't win his dad is going to take him down t'pit


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 2, 2010, 20:46:23
I think fatty fat fat is going to win.

E: Although rapey bloke is coming up on the outside.


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, November 2, 2010, 20:52:14
His deconstructed pie looked ace


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 2, 2010, 20:55:55
I could have had a fag in the pause before they announce the winner.


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 2, 2010, 20:56:29
Fatty Fatty fat fat has won!

No surprises then.


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 2, 2010, 20:58:35
I could have had a fag in the pause before they announce the winner.

That really fucking irritates me when tv shows do that. If the competition hasn't built up enough suspense then a massive pause won't either.


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: Ginginho on Monday, November 8, 2010, 12:29:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjckqAU8IkM


Title: Re: The Masterchef thread
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, November 8, 2010, 12:54:28
I like