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Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 00:00:52
I'm scared.

Someone hold me.

 :oops:


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 00:04:54
You woosy. Pick it up and throw it outside or be a man and torture it like it has to you - i.e. pull its wings off followed by all its legs  :twisted:


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 00:05:21
I don't harm living things


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 00:06:55
Photo it with your swanky camera 8)


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 00:08:20
phew it's gone, I can breathe easily again 8)


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 00:08:22
Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Daddy long legs are pathetic creatures, they don't even move.


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 00:09:12
Throw it outside then. I can't believe you're scared of a Cranefly   :soapy tit wank:  :o  :shock:


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 00:10:11
I couldn't bring myself to touch it, it's huge for fucks sake!


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 00:12:14
It won't hurt you. You would barely feel it tickle your fairy soft hands as you held it


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 00:13:12
Do you have a thatched roof?


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 09:57:35
If you pick daddy long legs up by their legs they tend to fall off!  :o


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: DanOUFC on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 11:58:42
One of them fuckers flew into my girlfriends bedroom last night. As usual she was screaming ''get it out, get it out!'' But before I could even move the stupid thing flew straight through the fan and lost it's legs!


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Marie on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 12:06:15
serves it right! they are evil! i heard they were the most poisonous creatuires except they cant pierce our skin...


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: DanOUFC on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 12:18:21
Bloody hell!! Lets hope they don't evolve and grow sharp teeth


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Marie on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 12:20:13
lets hope cuz they scare me enough already!! i dont know how true that is because the person who told me that knew i was scared of them...but still. il blieve it for now! until reg tells me otherwise!


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: DanOUFC on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 12:28:29
Come on Reg ''The Creator Of All 8 Legged Beasts'', what's the truth!?


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 12:30:30
This is of course an urban myth. In other parts of the world a daddy long legs is a type of spider, but even they do that have sufficient poison to kill you.