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Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:44:04
I'm scared.

Someone hold me.

 :oops:


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:48:06
You woosy. Pick it up and throw it outside or be a man and torture it like it has to you - i.e. pull its wings off followed by all its legs  :twisted:


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:48:33
I don't harm living things


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:50:07
Photo it with your swanky camera 8)


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:51:32
phew it's gone, I can breathe easily again 8)


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:51:34
Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Daddy long legs are pathetic creatures, they don't even move.


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:52:24
Throw it outside then. I can't believe you're scared of a Cranefly   :soapy tit wank:  :o  :shock:


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:53:23
I couldn't bring myself to touch it, it's huge for fucks sake!


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:55:26
It won't hurt you. You would barely feel it tickle your fairy soft hands as you held it


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:56:24
Do you have a thatched roof?


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 08:40:47
If you pick daddy long legs up by their legs they tend to fall off!  :o


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: DanOUFC on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 10:41:54
One of them fuckers flew into my girlfriends bedroom last night. As usual she was screaming ''get it out, get it out!'' But before I could even move the stupid thing flew straight through the fan and lost it's legs!


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Marie on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 10:49:27
serves it right! they are evil! i heard they were the most poisonous creatuires except they cant pierce our skin...


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: DanOUFC on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 11:01:33
Bloody hell!! Lets hope they don't evolve and grow sharp teeth


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Marie on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 11:03:25
lets hope cuz they scare me enough already!! i dont know how true that is because the person who told me that knew i was scared of them...but still. il blieve it for now! until reg tells me otherwise!


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: DanOUFC on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 11:11:41
Come on Reg ''The Creator Of All 8 Legged Beasts'', what's the truth!?


Title: There's a daddy long legs on my monitor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 23, 2005, 11:13:42
This is of course an urban myth. In other parts of the world a daddy long legs is a type of spider, but even they do that have sufficient poison to kill you.