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Title: Normal Activity
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:43:16
Has anyone got any interesting stories or beliefs with regard to normal activity?

It could anything from:

Seeing planes
Roundabout beliefs
Lamp-posts, do they exist?
Skateboards, anyone ever done one?

My mum swears blind that she once saw a pigeon.
It was probably 40+ years ago now, when she was with her boyfriend at the time.
She says they were sat on the bonnet of their car, a pigeon hovvered above them for a fair few seconds then flew off.
It's not that I don't believe her, because she doesn't make up shit like that, but I find it very hard to believe to be honest, I suppose seeing is believing.

Anyone got any interesting normal stories?


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:44:11
IT'S ALL BOLLOCKS! ANYONE BELIEVING IN IT NEEDS SHOOTING!

 :)


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:44:37
Has anyone got any interesting stories or beliefs with regard to normal activity?

It could anything from:

Seeing planes
Roundabout beliefs
Lamp-posts, do they exist?
Skateboards, anyone ever done one?

My mum swears blind that she once saw a pigeon.
It was probably 40+ years ago now, when she was with her boyfriend at the time.
She says they were sat on the bonnet of their car, a pigeon hovvered above them for a fair few seconds then flew off.
It's not that I don't believe her, because she doesn't make up shit like that, but I find it very hard to believe to be honest, I suppose seeing is believing.

Anyone got any interesting normal stories?

I had a wank in the shower tonight, thats pretty fucking normal for me


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:44:38
i saw a cow in a field once.



Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: Gethimout on Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:44:55
I think i saw a plane once but it was more like one of those 'normal' UFOs


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: Nemo on Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:45:06
I want to talk about Parachutes. Which thread should I use?


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:45:49
i saw a cow in a field once.


Prove it


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: The_Plagiarist on Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:46:26
I put a firecracker in a bullfrogs mouth, and blew it's FUCKING HEAD OFF man.
 :headhurts:


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:47:10
I want to talk about Parachutes. Which thread should I use?

In what context?

As in using a parachute to slow your plummet to the ground, or to pseudo-suffocate flammableBen in an internet sex game?

The latter can go in the other thread.


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: The_Plagiarist on Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:48:23
I want to talk about Parachutes. Which thread should I use?

The red one!!



Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:50:43
Prove it

Look outside, can you see a cow?

No, you can't!

Why?

Because it's in a field. What other proof do you need?

Pfffft!


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: The_Plagiarist on Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:52:50
My neighbours dog has a four inch CLIT!!



Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:56:31
Look outside, can you see a cow?

No, you can't!

Why?

Because it's in a field. What other proof do you need?

Pfffft!
You are definitely my favourite forum poster (Sorry Bennett). Have a gold star


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: axs on Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:56:56
Look outside, can you see a cow?

No, you can't!

Was it small or far Away?


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, September 27, 2010, 22:02:26
Prove* it

Prooooooove


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, September 27, 2010, 22:20:05
Here's proof

[url width=400 height=314]http://nahright.com/news/wp-content/images/proof_1.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: pauld on Monday, September 27, 2010, 22:23:31
I want to talk about Parachutes. Which thread should I use?
The red one!!
Brilliant!


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, September 28, 2010, 07:30:11
My neighbours dog has a four inch CLIT!!



you have to post a picture of this, I bet it could take more horse's 40 inch cock


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, September 28, 2010, 07:35:47
Less of the obscenity, I'm child minding today.


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, September 28, 2010, 07:37:46
I had a wank in the shower tonight, thats pretty fucking normal for me

I don't believe you, where's the proof!?


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, September 28, 2010, 07:42:45
I'm making some dough, do you want me to prove it?


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, September 28, 2010, 07:55:30
Dippy Egg O'clock!


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, September 28, 2010, 08:07:15
I don't believe you, where's the proof!?
You know what Ging, on the very slim chance that he actually has proof, I'd guess you REALLY don't want to see it


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, September 28, 2010, 08:12:12
I want to talk about Parachutes. Which thread should I use?

A good strong silk one should do it.


Title: Re: Normal Activity
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, September 28, 2010, 08:13:44
I'm making some dough, do you want me to prove it?

Excellent !