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Title: Wooly Mammoth. Post by: leefer on Wednesday, August 18, 2010, 19:19:14 Well folks found out some family history today.
My Great,great,great,great,great,great great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great grandfather was named Ugga and he actually lived in the old Scouzer region of northern Britain...now named Liverpool. He actually is famous for being the man who killed the last wooly mammoth in England...so unfortuanatly after two months when the meat ran out he starved to death....the plus point was with the 14 by 12 foot sized fur coat he didnt die cold. We still have the tusks hidden in the attic someware though customs and excise have been sniffing around lately. Later on the decendants of Ugga married into the Bishop family....i have an old photo of Bashia Bishop from the eighteenth century and the resemblance to myself is uncanny...squinty eyes and hairy palms really has bred on in the genes. Title: Re: Wooly Mammoth. Post by: Batch on Wednesday, August 18, 2010, 19:41:07 Bash the Bish? Squinty eyes, hair palms.
Erm, I think I'm going to get a big woooooosh here, but WTF? Title: Re: Wooly Mammoth. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, August 18, 2010, 19:48:15 Methinks that leefer is seeing big, hairy and pink elephants.
At least Ugga didn't die cold. Title: Re: Wooly Mammoth. Post by: Talk Talk on Wednesday, August 18, 2010, 20:57:04 Leefer + absinthe = fantasies.
Title: Re: Wooly Mammoth. Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, August 18, 2010, 21:05:41 Heh! heh!
Leefer's gone nuts... ...again 8) Title: Re: Wooly Mammoth. Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, August 18, 2010, 21:08:32 Well folks found out some family history today. My Great,great,great,great,great,great great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great grandfather was named Ugga and he actually lived in the old Scouzer region of northern Britain...now named Liverpool. He actually is famous for being the man who killed the last wooly mammoth in England...so unfortuanatly after two months when the meat ran out he starved to death....the plus point was with the 14 by 12 foot sized fur coat he didnt die cold. We still have the tusks hidden in the attic someware though customs and excise have been sniffing around lately. Later on the decendants of Ugga married into the Bishop family....i have an old photo of Bashia Bishop from the eighteenth century and the resemblance to myself is uncanny...squinty eyes and hairy palms really has bred on in the genes. Saved Cue retraction post tomorrow Title: Re: Wooly Mammoth. Post by: 4D on Wednesday, August 18, 2010, 21:48:08 Bash the Bish? Squinty eyes, hair palms. Erm, I think I'm going to get a big woooooosh here, but WTF? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH Big enough for you Batch? Title: Re: Wooly Mammoth. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, August 19, 2010, 12:19:54 Has leefer been seen since he last revealed his pachyderm fantasies?
Title: Re: Wooly Mammoth. Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, August 19, 2010, 12:21:27 Wanker i thought i had a famous woolly mammoth hunting family member.
Why would you do that? Title: Re: Wooly Mammoth. Post by: Batch on Thursday, August 19, 2010, 12:23:38 A woolly mammoth story is a bit like a shaggy dog story, but for old people.
Title: Re: Wooly Mammoth. Post by: Talk Talk on Friday, August 20, 2010, 20:44:06 Are you ok again now Leefer? Alright for football tomorrow? How will I recognise you in the County?
Title: Re: Wooly Mammoth. Post by: leefer on Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:16:45 Are you ok again now Leefer? Alright for football tomorrow? How will I recognise you in the County? Been along week....think my trips to Cornwall are starting to play havoc with my brain! Wont be in the CGH untill about 2ish.....my daughter will be with me tomorow with her friend so if you see two young woman talking to two older guys then probably be me..... Title: Re: Wooly Mammoth. Post by: Bennett on Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:51:48 which two will you be?
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