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Can anybody recommend good flowers to send to a women when she is unwell? I am not usually a fan of this type of thing but it will chear her up so I thought I would do it

No idea if there is a special type to send in that situation but Red Tulips always seem to do the trick with my lass on any occasion.

Send Tim Flowers.

Whatever her favourites are!

Buy her a pack of seeds FFS.

Some people expect everything to be done for them!

I ordered some for my Gran's birthday the other day, Interflora's website is handy because they have a 'shop by occasion' section down the left-hand side for those of us who haven't a clue about these type of things:

http://www.interflora.co.uk/category/get-well-gifts/

Order it by price and go from there. I went for a £29.99 jobby and ignored the stuff that comes in planters and baskets.

Just not White lillys

Get out the Yellow pages (or Google it) and find a florist nearby to where they live. Then ring them up, tell them you're a bloke who doesn't have a fucking clue about flowers, tell them how much you want to spend and the reason why you're sending them. Then give them your credit card number and leave them to it.

Blokes picking flowers to send is always a bad idea. Leave it to the pro's.

You have zero sensitivity.

I really must start that Top 5 Flowers thread...

Ron Flowers
Maureen Flowers
Flowers Bitter.......[url width=484 height=1024]http://www.science.uva.nl/~frank/beer/dejean/cans/S-cans047.gif[/url]

actually horrible keggy crap....
Brandon Flowers
Tim Flowers

Fuck me, too right Reg. Awful, awful beer. On a par with Red Barrel or Party Seven.

Bollocks, spent may an evening getting lashed on Original

But then you are a lightweight no taste keg drinking poof Andy.

I was 14 at the time

NB Flowers...OG 1033-1037. I rest my case.

I liked the can though with  Bill wearing a Tudor looking STFC shirt...

I bow then to your superior knowledge oh wise drinking one of the realest ale !!!!

I dare never to question you again oh wise one

Yeah, the can was always attractive. Bill in a Tudor STFC shirt...like it. Many a similarity there between Flowers, Bill and STFC. Promises much but rarely delivers...

 :suicide:

I really must take you out for a real ale session Andy. I would have to pour you into a taxi after four  :wotjump:

Stop grooming

I don't need to groom him any more Chalkie. Co-pilot on a minibus to MK on New Year's Day and he couldn't navigate me out of a car park. One bottle of Tia Maria and he's all mine  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 :D

Hardly,

I am an old fucker

Good times

Get a room even if its only for old times sake

That's it !  You're Bard.

Nev raises the bar, yet again.

?

Who? The fella that shot Smaug the Dragon in the Hobbit.

When i was 16 i nicked my girlfriend a monkey puzzle out of Lawns wood.

Pure romance.

**advice**  See Ardiles, that would have been better if you'd said "raises the bard". Thanks anyway **advice**

It would have been better from you Nev if you said "Bardiles"

Nice avatar

 :D

I see what you're saying,but I think it's wrong to disrespect other posters' user names 4D

That made me giggle