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Allright there, I have been told there is a possibility of you getting him on loan for 1 month. I extremely doubt this but I wondered if any of you lot have heard this ?. It's probably the same level as bullshit rumour we got going at the moment TBH, some people think we are getting Jason Roberts on a 3 month loan  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Is it 1995?

Yes it is.

I heard we might be signing Wayne Allison from Bristol City. They think he's a donkey.

I bet he scores a 20 yard screamer past them.

Allison would be a good signing at this level unlike that nobody Steve Finney.

Harsh.

You've probably never seen him play. At least wait till he's played a few games for us before you judge.

I heart this thread!!

I guess.

In McMahon we trust...

Plus we've still got 14 year old JFWs favourite Peter Thorne!

Lot of money for a journeyman striker....not sure where all this dosh is coming from. Hope we're not storing up problems fro the future....still Rikki seems like a trustworthy fella.

Thorney is too Injury-Prone. Mark my words, he WILL be retired from pro-football by 1999.

Reg, we should still have all the Fjortoft money to spend. All 1.3m of it!

I think I'll still be bitter about that in 15 years time.

Well a quarter of it went on Drysdale....let's hope we see a bit more of him this season otherwise, he'll become known as Lord Lucan in the dressing room.

You'll get over it,.. just like my hatred for John McGinley...

Not sure about Allison or Finney scoring enough myself, we need goals from midfield too...big season for Horlock IMO

My heart just sank to the pit of my stomach just by reading his name

I've got at inkling we're gonna walk to the Division 2 title. I reckon we'll only lose 4 league games this season.

I'm also hopeful of a good cup run.

I see the bookies have got us at 20-1 to win the league. I'll have a bit of that.

I cannot believe the bookies have got Carlisle as favourites, just because Michael Knighton has said he's going spend a lot of money. I think that might end in tears.

Am I missing something here :L  :banging:

In other Swindon 90's news, i cant wait to get stuck into the premiership.  :eek:

A brain.

We've just suffered back to back relegations from the prem.

Crispy ruined it.

Its 1995 dickhead!

I'm going even further back, time warp style.

It's allways Crispy,  :cunty:

We got him on loan along time ago and the forum was reliving that moment in time. :)

  :cry:

Way to fuck it up, Crispy.

It's bully Crispy time  :smugfu:

Good point...always thought Kevin could score a few more, after his debut strike v Notts County, but I've just got a feeling that Joey Beauchamp might come good and become a legend. Would certainly piss off the scum from along the 420.

I reckon we'll dick Rovers at their place.

Super Kevin Horlock hat trick! What odds can I get on that?

...Has Don Rogers left yet?  :(

I reckon 2-1 to us Peter Beadle to score both.

Can I have some of what you're on......I'm not sure any STFC midfielder has ever scored an away hat trick. Steve Foley once did it at the CG, but come on...

Will someone explain to Crispy how this joke is meant to run?

He did reg. 4-1 win

 :badmood:

 More like Beadle's About....

Can you, the term still confuses me?  :doh:

dont worry about this lot crispy! Its not your fault that you were not even born back then

 :flaccid:

I fancy us to beat Shitty at the CG,maybe with the Chief scoring just to rub it in?

Wayne O'Sullivan has started the season well,think he deserves an Eire Under 21 cap.

We'll be so good this season even Eddie Murrey will score!

Ty Gooden's got a good shot on him,wish he'd have a go from distance  :nod:

Have we still got Digby this season?!?!?!?!

Eddie Murray  :D

Bristol Rovers, since i already killed this i might aswell bury it.

What are your views on the EDL?  ;)

I don't think Andy Thomson is doing that well. I wonder if well sell him to Pompey? This is what my sources have told me

I think the crispy needs changing.

They are a group of people, who protest about militant Islam being aloud in our country :D.

I heard we're going to sign Paul Allen.

 :girlgiggle:  :nod:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Wheres mex when i need defending..

 :(

Is mex your old man ?

I've heard that we won't beat the scum this season.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLPMlnyA4kQ

I'm pretty sure we'll rue the departure of Ben Worrell.

He's signed for Scarborough and I reckon they'll be in the Championship in 5 years time.

I predict in the future sometime, lets say 2010. They will play Rovers at the Kassam and Piss on us 6-1   :o

Anybody wanna see the best smiley ever?

We don't need to sign two centre defenders, we have Mark Seagraves and he is class

Anybody gone out and watched this film called toy story? It's all computer generated and stuff, looks a bit smart. Not sure if that sort of stuff will catch on though

What, Pox are going to leave their shithole Manor Ground?

It's obviously got to have four sides, and anyway who's Kassam?

Stay awake at the back....we sold him last season, to join the south coast rest home for ex STFC with Fitzy and Alan Mac....they needed someone to replace Jon Gittens.

I've heard good things about a little winger down there....Sammy Igoe, never know maybe we'll get him one day.

Not sure, I though i'd make up some fancy foreign name see what it sounds like. Also yeah I can see it have 4 two teired end's and it's going to be loud as ever  :girlgiggle:

I have a feeling he is going to join Gas and score a goal in a revamped wembley  :hmmm: .

 :zipped:

Though i'd quote and be a  :cunty: so we could see the massive  :cunty: again :P

Used it more than me in 1 post, broke my record! Well done sir!

I heard we are after Aston Villa youngster Steve Cowe?

I'm looking forward to an away trip and possible win at the Goldstone.They're a massive club you know,potentially the Man Utd of the south coast.Liam Brady isn't much of a manager though.

A tidy midfielder like david preece is just what we need

Thomson left dec 1995 according to the oracle website

I hear we're going to sign a midfielder from Everton on loan called Peter Grant, and he looks like Rodney out of OFAH.

I think Hull are going to be shite this year, and my favourites to go down to Division 3 (Old Division 4).

I heard we might be selling Joey Beauchamp back to the scum!!

If that happened, I bet he will get a lot of stick at the CG when he next comes down here, with the players giving him a kicking on the field.

This joke has been killed, dead and buried now lads. Lets just stop  :)

Frank Talia doesn't compare with Shay Given or Fraser does he?

I've heard that McMahon is looking at a young short arse scottish midfielder, who goes around kicking everyone.

Hope we don't sign him

You going senile Reg? Andy Thomson is still with us. Next to Peter Thorne in the squad picture from the other week.

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Can't see it myself.....no way they could afford him...we paid 800K and he's still potentially a decent player. I suppose he can't go anywhere else, but surely better to try and get something from the lad..

Fuck off.

He's the guy whos going to build their ground, they're getting 25% off!

Thought he'd gone because haven't seen him around the first team squad not even among the 3 subs...obviously out of favour like Lingy....

I hear rumours that Portsmouth are interested in Jonathan Trigg.

I recently had my first ever night out drinking alcohol. Hurt a bit the next morning. I'll doubt I'll touch the stuff again.

After all, my plan is still to hit the Swindon first team in time for the 98-99 season.

other than VD?

We took him a 'In the Community' officer role to club physio... There's no way he'd leave. He'll be in football for decades.

Could be something in it....when finally get a fella with proper qualifications, he gets fed up by dear old Kevin's antiquated kit, and may look to scarper; knowing STFC we'll still be looking for someone with up to date qualifications in 15 years.

Mel Machin and his young Bournemouth side must have been a bit scared of us,having to man
to man mark us all over the pitch.Thought Michael Duberry and Matt Holland looked useful and
might have good careers,but that young,quick gangly striker upfront Ndah caught the eye.

We should keep our eye on him,he'd make a good signing if we ever sold one of our strikers.

I wonder if Mel Machin will ever be linked with a role at Swindon?

Slightly off topic, but what's everyone's favourite song at the moment? This is mine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwjXgskUN50

Never heard of them before. I heard a rumour they're scummers. Still, a good song's a good song 8)

Reminds me of the days when I used to wank a lot.

Are those the days ending in a 'y'?

Fuck me, how did you know that? you been stalking me and watching me wank?

 :girlgiggle:

Could I just point out that I already think that Mark Seagrave is a cunt

Just a shot in the dark. Which incidentally....

This is mine....chorus kind of sums up my life....fit young wife, 10 years younger...couple of lovely sons....now starting to grow up...nice house....little debt, all the materials....what can go wrong?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqlE1nE-0Tk&p=7803DF74EF4ECA86&playnext=1&index=20

i cant defend you crispy, i off my tits on acid and speed.

I'm looking forward to my trip to Trumpton this season.

Someone told me we were getting paul allen in on a free?

Also some lad from derby called david preece on loan?

I heard andy mutch is also being booted out by mcmahon with stockport being the likely destination...

I see we play the sags at home on 24th February (I think I might put a bet on a home win  :hmmm: 2-1  :D)

I think you'll find it's his brother Tony we're after.

I remember him Yes, Tony Grant

Just put a score on horlock getting 15 goals this season

ahem

Thick cunt, I've already said this.

Some young lad called Alex smith is on his way I believe

This "Quantum Leap" thread has reached seven glorious pages... Can we please tie Shaun Taylor down to a long term contract PLEASE.

Thanks to a Gashead :D.

fucking hell I've grown a leg!

Don't get too excited im here  :girlgiggle:

Someone get a message down to Captain Snort that he'd better start assembling the boy from the Fort......

Reg, you never dissappoint. At 21, this feels like a definitive tune in my life.

I've got a sneaky feeling that the game at Blackpool in April, will be a good day out/weekend piss-up !!

I hope i don't end up fighting random barnsley fans.

Some lad called steven cowe has signed on loan from villa
My mate said hes shit

Looking foward to winning the title at chesterfield :)

don't act like you can predict the future  :girlgiggle:

Uses more smileys than me  ???

I have heard a rumour that Bristol Rovers will be returning the Bristol to play at some complete dump they call the memorial stadium - surely this cannot be true?

I'm really nervous about starting at Warneford next year :(

I don't like the new kit either, too close round the neck. The away shirts nice though. Sure hope my mum doesn't fuck it up in the washing machine.

Which will make you 12 ?

Do I really need to go back to being a virgin again!!!

Has the internet been invented yet ? - It'd be nice to share my brilliant wordplay with a wider audience.

Of course it has, silly!  The STFC Mailing List is the best way to keep abreast of football matters.  I believe the forerunner of the myonlyswindon.com site forum is a few years off yet.

The what?

Is that the lining that you get in swimming shorts?

Some say development started in 1957 when the Soviet Union launched Sputnik 1, the first satellite.