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Title: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: herthab on Thursday, August 12, 2010, 22:53:36
1. Bananas.
2. Oranges.
3. Peaches.
4. Plums.
5. Dale Winton.


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, August 12, 2010, 23:03:48
fuckoff


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: 4D on Thursday, August 12, 2010, 23:05:00
How many do you eat a day Hertha?


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: herthab on Thursday, August 12, 2010, 23:06:55
How many do you eat a day Hertha?

3 or 4 bananas, a couple of oranges, nectarines/plums.

I would like to point out that I've never noshed on Dale Winton.


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: herthab on Thursday, August 12, 2010, 23:07:40
fuckoff

That's 'Fuck off', you cretinous throwback.


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: 4D on Thursday, August 12, 2010, 23:09:28
I am a bit lazy, so I tend to go to the supermarket and buy the prepacked/prepared/pre-sliced fruit mix. Kiwi, grapes, pineapple, apple and orange being a favourite. If I buy fruit seperately I end up throwing half of it away  :(


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: herthab on Thursday, August 12, 2010, 23:12:00
The trick is to just buy little and often. I love fruit, very underrated nowadays, people prefer processed shit.


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: 4D on Thursday, August 12, 2010, 23:16:13
I have to admit I eat a lot more fruit now than when I was younger. I also drink a lot of fruit juice i.e. pomegranate, purple grape as well as some of the smoothies.


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: Talk Talk on Thursday, August 12, 2010, 23:52:23
Fuck me this is the gayest thread I have ever seen on a forum.

Shouldn't you be out hunting sabre tooth tigers or something?


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, August 13, 2010, 00:05:36
I like grapes but don't really feel they offer value for money, so tend to buy oranges and apples instead.


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, August 13, 2010, 02:10:44
Yeo


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: Luci on Friday, August 13, 2010, 07:33:46
Kiwis
Apricots
Raspberrys
Limes (not to eat on their own obviously)
Mango


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, August 13, 2010, 09:08:53
Apples (Braeburn or [innuendo] I also like the taste of Cox [/innuendo]

Bananas as long as they're not over ripe

Grapes

Oranges (but they are a bit hit and miss, sometimes they are lovely and juicy, sometimes they are dry and horrible, you can never tell until you have peeled it)

Ooh I do love a good juicy plum aswell.

There's my five fruits.

Today I will mostly be eating apples and bananas.

Oh and the most refreshing drink ever is cold orange juice straight from the carton.


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, August 13, 2010, 09:13:46
Quote
The trick is to just buy little and often. I love fruit, very underrated nowadays, people prefer processed shit.
Tinned Peaches
Tinned Pears
Tinned Pineapple
Tinned Plums
Tinned Papaya

Notice a trend?


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, August 13, 2010, 09:21:39
They all begin with P?


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, August 13, 2010, 09:23:10
They all begin with P?

Spot on!


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: herthab on Friday, August 13, 2010, 11:04:51
Fuck me this is the gayest thread I have ever seen on a forum.

Shouldn't you be out hunting sabre tooth tigers or something?
So fruit is gay? Thanks for letting us know.


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, August 13, 2010, 11:06:33
They all begin with P?

Tinned starts with a T though.


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, August 13, 2010, 11:37:20
 Does apples in cider count?


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: Talk Talk on Friday, August 13, 2010, 13:48:49
So fruit is gay? Thanks for letting us know.

I didn't say that fruit was gay. I said the thread was.

Hold on, I will start Top 5 Flowers and Top 5 Blouse threads.


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: Panda Paws on Friday, August 13, 2010, 17:18:08
Pineapple
Pears
Blueberries
Red Grapes
Cherries


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: adje on Friday, August 13, 2010, 18:25:23
Bloobs
Jaffa Oranges
Red Grapes
lychees
....er,that's it


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, August 13, 2010, 18:30:23
Bloobs
Jaffa Oranges
Red Grapes
lychees
....er,that's it
fruit may not be gay but lychees are definitely gay ladyboy fruit - adje, man up.


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, August 13, 2010, 19:18:20
It's all about the Rambutan.


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: thedarkprince on Friday, August 13, 2010, 19:38:26
Duryan (google it)
Apples
Grapes
Watermelon
Satsumas


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: Bennett on Friday, August 13, 2010, 20:30:35
Duryan (google it)
i don't wanna, that's the stinky one innit?


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, August 14, 2010, 05:06:07
It's called Durian you muppets.


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: Honky McCracker on Saturday, August 14, 2010, 11:55:24
Cold grapes


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: leefer on Saturday, August 14, 2010, 12:06:15
Dale Winton
Danny La Rue
George Michael
Larry Grayson.....and my personal favourite fruit would be Quentin Crisp.


Title: Re: Top 5 Fruits
Post by: adje on Saturday, August 14, 2010, 13:53:48
fruit may not be gay but lychees are definitely gay ladyboy fruit - adje, man up.

Tough skin,loads of seed, hard interior-what you on about?