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work fucked up again, and didnt pay me this week. but i didnt check till just now, after i've finished work, and wont be in for another week. so just rung up and told em, now awaiting a phonecall back. woop.  :evil:

this has the potential to royally fuck up my plans for this week.

Bastards,my work did that on a Bank Holiday weekend once.I cried.

:shock: The exact same thing happened to me today, i've spent most of the day talking to NHS's finance dept. You don't work for the NHS do you Lego? That would be a little too spooky

royal mail mate.


i'm not particularly happy.

Ditto. Not getting paid sucks arse (mental image :shock: ). Well, its crap, until you get 2 months pay in one lump sum! I'll be laughing at the end of the month. However, i shall be weeping till then :cry:

aaaaaaaah, i get paid weekly, so its no so bad, its just shit, i want to go to folkestone to check out a car this week, and also go to alton towers with my sister, cos i havent been for years. and its our birthday saturday week!

Twins? Or strange coincidence? Or did your parents hatch some evil plan to conceive you at the same time to skimp on b/day presents? :soapy tit wank:

haha yes, twins :P im the youngest, but the full-sized one at 5'11", she's 20mins older, but also 4'10" :D

8) That extra 20 mins in the womb obviously made all the difference then? :soapy tit wank:  Identical-ish? ie as similar as men and women can look. Twins absolutely fascinate me, apologies if i start treating you like a science project :oops:

no, in no ways identical.
http://n00097.myspace.com/00097/72/54/97394527_l.jpg

thats me on the left, :P i'm half cut at that stage. proper pissed. (please note the offensive/bad taste t-shirt :D:D:D)

Your sis is very cute.  :oops: that is taking wrong to a whole new level  :wink:

hahaha bad village! down boy! :P

I've only been single for 3 days and i'm already acting like a dog on heat :-))(  :oops:  :P

not with my sister you wont!



just had the phonecall from work, they fucked up, i had a day off last week ill, but didnt have a return to work done, so they think im still off work. fucking muppets. so hopefully get it sorted out monday, but this means not much play for james this weekend :(

It must be a stipulation of working in a finance dept ie you have to be mentally retarded.

And don't worry, your sister looks too much like you for me to be interested :wink:

HAHAHA im sure she'd b running at your shins right now if she read that! but bless her, she's in Barcelona at the mo, and she's got me an Espanyol shirt  :mrgreen:



and just a random comment, i've been playing one game on Football Manager for a LONG time, its now the 2017/18 season, and i'm playing on a snowy/frosty pitch with an orange ball for the first time ever!!!

Wish i had an older sis who would buy me foreign football shirts. Instead, i have a younger, pubescent one who bruises me :cry:

I have yet to see the snow/orange ball, so consider yourself fortunate, you lucky, lucky guy! Seriously tho, 14 seasons is some effort, i usually get to about 6 or 7, and then get to the point where i don't know many of the top players, so i start again. Have just started a game with Wigan, its great. They've got £5m+ to start with and a half decent team. I'm already bitchin' the Champ and i'm just gonna spend shedloads of Dave Whelans cash in the Prem. Bada ba ba ba, i'm lovin' it :roll:

nah i went the swindon route, after 3 seasons got em up to the championship, 2 seasons there then up to the prem, way before the team were good enough tho, so after a possible 30 points i had like 6. so got offered the Sunderland job, in teh championship, so jumped ship :P got them promoted, into the uefa cup, after 3 seasons in the prem i won it, and the uefa cup, the 6months later got sacked for disciplining a player who missed trainnig twice in 2 weeks. Ended up taking the Espanyol job, then got the England job. just qualified for the 2018 world cup. 2nd in LA Liga (behind Barca), making good progress in the uefa cup, and into the semis of the spanish cup. good goin so far!!!

oh yea, exactly how pubescent?  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I have taken the Swindon route before, but i always end up at loggerheads with the boards lack of ambition ie stadium expansion, wage budget etc. I've taken STFC into the Uefa Cup before, but if anyone can take them to Premiership/Champs league glory, they have a whole lot more patience than i

Do you need a diagram? :soapy tit wank: 16

J, u is one ugly ugly ugly guy, how do u do it with such ease :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: ........soapy tit wank
PS have a nice week off, and let me know about the car and we can sort sumfink.............. :D

Charming Compo. Thanks for posting though, i can get mesmerised by your girls lovely mammaries now........... :)

J knows im only joshing, and as for the tits, arnt they great............

.........indeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

16 hey? at least i cant end up jail!!! any pics? hehe  :soapy tit wank:


compo my man, enjoy your week of caveman, mwahahahaha!!!

I don't trust you lot with pics, particularly dmr and piemonte (no offence)

that wee button down there \/, the one that says PM ;)

http://www.animatedboobs.com/ thats a pretty good site for bouncy boob avatars.

I saw them beat real madrid @ espanyol last season, quality match, 2 penalties, 2 sending offs great day, long walk down the hill back to barca though  :evil:

 :D