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 :o  The story of the lady who wasn't served her chicken nuggets  ??? (on bbc)

people who post threads about chicken nuggets

people who post in threads just to moan about the content of the thread.

The fact that I keep being logged out every time I change screens  :crash:

People who post in threads just to moan about people moaning about the content of the thread.

ad nauseum

i was joking.

so was I.

1 hour unpaid overtime.

Stop it you two, you're killing me!

i'm here all week

Peter Crouch shagging about.

The club shutting the town end :(

Phil Smith haters.

Swindon Town Football Club

How people can not like Shooting stars!

Those two swedish twin nutter sisters featured in madness on the motorway last night...  WTF was that all about!!

I kind of missed the end of it, what was the conclusion? Clearly one was totally mad, but what about the other one - didn't she leg it over the pond?

Either way, that was one nasty piece of footage seeing her run into the patch of a lorry.

They were both as mad as fruit cakes and the judge wanted to lock the one up who murdered the guy indefinitely but couldn't because both the defence and prosecution accepted that she wasn't mental - it was classed as a 'puff of madness' so she'll be out in a year, get back with her sister and cause chaos on a motorway near you and then knife someone!!

Why is it that women only shut up when a soap opera is on?

The Halifax ads

Threatening to make changes to the England team, then sticking with a spine of Terry, Lampard, Gerrard, Barry, and Rooney...

Fixed.

i've tuned in for the booing.it will then be going off.

Having friendlies just before the season...my fantasy team has Senderos and he is out for six months after being injured today.........and i cannot change the team selection now!
Very Bemused.

Why Theo Walcott doesn't deck Capello

Why thousands of people have paid goodness knows how much to go to Wembley tonight.

Why Jags is starting and Dawson still cant get at least a go?

Why our players wont even sing the national anthem

that nobody booed

They're not intelligent enough to remember the words.

Family tickets were going for £30 I think

I've just been woken up in need of the toilet.

I only needed the toilet because some people can't respect that even though they might be on holiday tomorrow, I am not.

On the way to said toilet, I was told to "Get in the queue". (for the toilet)

I am currently taking my frustration out on an internet forum, although nethinks that my face says a gazillion words right now. some of those words being "I am about to kill you, cunt"

The fact that Rooney is still on the pitch-petulant cunt!

Interesting use of the word 'spine'

Adje, you're just pissed off because you know you can't slag off Gerrard for the next 3 weeks :D

Why do women do that silly pouty pose with their finger held up to their mouth in a lot of photos?

It's body language for "I've had too much to drink, I'm feeling randy and I'll suck the cock of the first man who buys me a Bacardi Breezer".

If i had realized that was what it was i would have been around cash & carry and brought some breezers in bulk.

arribas concept of tubthumping.

Do you not have your own toilet?

:D

Damn straight.

Speaking from experience?

One of Brighton's players indicating to the referee that Austin dived when tackled by Ankergren.


I'm late at watching highlights

I put it down to not believing an imaginary diety will save our Queen. Maybe that's giving them too much credit.

Sections of our support thinking we were relegation candidates at 15:12 this afternoon.

peacock noises in the townend! when he's been gone nearly 2 seasons

MOTDs new titles.

It was like that safe for work porn that got posted on here a while back!

It was a poor effort.  A bit like Wigan's defending just then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYrXb_KJmEU

the squawker in the DRS??

does my head in

Isn't that Xzibit man in The Town End?

Just need a Method Man man in there now. Chikyow

Dont know where he sits, gets on my tits though.

Oh and the bloke in the DRS that wears a flourescent jacket. Has had a season ticket for the same seat for the last 5 years, but still has to check it every game. He then proceeds to sit there during the game reading the paper the whole time. Bizarre.

He probably thinks he's at the cricket

that guy doesn't look right though really does he tans?

This is true, and im glad you know who im on about.
However, five years...

Does that bungle chap still go to games! "will he make it up the stairs...." "bungle bungle bungle"

"he's got a chewed up toffee for a face"

Can't say I've seen him over the last couple of seasons in the DRS.

It was my own toilet Lumps.

Perhaps it was one of those "you had to be there moments", although everybody else moved to get rid of him ASAP.

Ou neighbour pulling off her drive and reversing straight into the side of my husband's work van and driving off as if nothing had happened.  Shame I witnessed it from the window and the large dent in the side confirms it!

that is a criminal offence.i hope you give the bitch hell.

i had this happen to me once in a car park.never caught the ####### who did it.

what makes you so sure it was female ?

Ha ha I remember Bungle......that was a fair while back now though. Must have been around the play-off season in 03/04.

The bit where she said my neighbour pulling of her drive probably. I think we have spoken about the age problem recently have we not?

if you did, he wouldnt remember anyway...

yeah the clue was 'her'

I fucking knew it. Get in

genius eh?

Watching arsenal and liverpool with both sets of fans thinking they are going to win everything again this season

my bad  :)

Back on the meds tampon man......

Swindon fans updating the facebook page with stats from the Leeds game.

Fuck it, you know what. That just makes me fucking angry.

went out for a boozy carvery with jen


had me beer googles on mate  :)

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I don't understand. Who were all these people keeping you up all night and monopolising your lavatory?

All the armchair supporters at work that won't go to a game. It's just an excuse that it's not your club, go to a game, any game FFS, then perhaps I could take you all a tad more seriously

Had it happen to me as well.  On another occasion, I saw someone reverse straight into a car in a car park once causing quite a lot of damage and then quickly go and park in another space.  Knowing how horrible it was to be the recipient, I took the number plate and left a note on the damaged car with my phone no.  Turns out the owner had bought the car the previous day, so was well chuffed.  I think the police rang me and I had to give a statement.

The neighbour claims that she didn't realise she'd actually hit the van, because she didn't feel anything!  More like, she didn't realise anyone had seen it and thought she'd got away with it!  Good job I happened to be opening the blinds at the time, otherwise my husband would have been paying for the damage out of his wages.

On my way to the orient game someone went into the side of my car as we were driving along queens drive then drove off and i didn't get his number plate so has left me with a £1200 bill for the repairs.

Urm... which one's Queens Drive again?

I dont believe he goes to many Town games but he can still be spotted around Devizes now and again, occaisionally sporting his 97/98 Swindon shirt.

He was a frequent heavy sweater on the 49 bus back to Devizes, generally pushing his armpit into the face of a poor mother looking after her child.  God bless Bungle!

The road from Coate Water to the Magic Roundabout.