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Title: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: Dazzza on Monday, August 9, 2010, 21:16:46 If ever there's a man batting above his average it was Peter. Fantastic News of the Screws piece on Sunday alleging he screwed a teen hooker on a mates stag do. Apparently he forced the young lady to gobble him off in the back of a taxi.
God bless you Peter, marvellous seedy behaviour indeed and taking up the mantle of carrying the torch for the England squad. Title: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: Nemo on Monday, August 9, 2010, 21:22:43 Interviewer: Peter, if you weren't a footballer, what would you be instead?
Crouch: A virgin. Can't argue with honesty like that. Title: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, August 9, 2010, 21:26:15 A bit stupid paying for the hotel room with his credit card though.
Title: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, August 9, 2010, 21:28:01 A bit stupid paying for the hotel room with his credit card though. I know, differenet story when you are pissed up in a hotel and desperate for the shag ............. just ask Ash Title: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: chalkies_shorts on Monday, August 9, 2010, 22:26:49 God bless you Peter, marvellous seedy behaviour indeed and taking up the mantle of carrying the torch for the England squad. Apart from the fact he's not in the squad - obviuosly his 10 minute cameo appearance cost us the World Cup more than the fact that Lampard, Terry, Rooney, Cole and Gerrard playedl ike cunts. Title: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, August 9, 2010, 23:41:53 When he's noshing Abby Clancy or whatever her name is, I think you can regard that story as utter bullshit No? Title: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 07:25:05 I know, differenet story when you are pissed up in a hotel and desperate for the shag ............. just ask Ash The good old days ;) Title: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: Power to people on Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 07:59:32 Why would he play around when you got that Abby bird at home - what an idiot obviously been taking advice from the likes of Terry & Cole
Title: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: nochee on Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 09:31:38 Why would he play around when you got that Abby bird at home - what an idiot obviously been taking advice from the likes of Terry & Cole Even people that are privileged enough to eat fillet steak everyday like a dirty ol sausage every now and then. Title: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 10:09:45 That girl is not fillet steak. Or if she is its fillet steak from a harvester. Looks good but would you want to listen to that scouse when your getting down to it?
Title: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: nochee on Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 10:14:22 That girl is not fillet steak. Or if she is its fillet steak from a harvester. Looks good but would you want to listen to that scouse when your getting down to it? I cant afford to be that fussy i'm afraid. If i didn't know who Clancy was and i met her in a club, the accent would not put me off at all. I would hide certain things in the house before i let her in tho. Like the Fridge freezer, tv, playstation, jewellery etc Title: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: pauld on Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 13:28:39 That girl is not fillet steak. Corned beef hash at bestTitle: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 16:40:50 clancy is fucking stunning but is thick as dog shit.
i bet bird like her and cheryl cole are almost as fridgid as nuns.their beauty would wear off in time Title: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 16:43:30 Oh I think she's beautiful but to be fair- Peter Crouch - I would! He's got something randomly hot about him!
Title: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 16:46:34 - I would! He's got something randomly hot about him! yes, his head. He is so tall his head hits the sun :-) Title: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: No Longer Posh Red on Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 17:26:07 yes, his head. He is so tall his head hits the sun :-) Now that made I larf :D Title: Re: Crouching Peter Shagging Hooker Post by: JOHNNY REEVES on Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 17:47:18 i hope he hasn,t got a fit looking girlfriend.
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