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Where have you been?

Hello YR, i only have access to t'internet at work, and i've been off shift for about a week. I should have been in last night, but i had a nasty break-up with my fiance, so decided to go get hammered instead

:( Oh dear thats a bit of a bummer.

Well, it was me who initiated the split, so not all bad. Still a bit of a heart-wrenchin', tear-jerker tho. I'll probably start enjoying being single in a few weeks, just feel a bit shite at the moment. Thats probably down to the hangover  :-))(

Hello Yeovil and Village.

Sorry to hear that Village, hope it's something that can be sorted out.  :cry:

Its never good...

On the plus side you can shag around for a bit and erm 'get it out of your system'  :P

Time's a healer. At the moment, alcohol is my substitute for time :guinness:

Have you just got in Sussex?

This is a great idea in theory, but i'm hideously out of practice at the whole chatting-up/dating/putting it about side of things. Thats what a 6year relationship will do to ya :?

I haven't been out.

I've been designing a website for a mate all night and I think I'm over-tired because I can't sleep now.

Just opened a bottle of vino to help me on my way though.

Sussex will give you some tips he's a super stud where as Im a born again virgin :(

I understand what you mean, and 6 years is a long time - are you sure that's it, as in final?

I guess if it was your decision you've made your mind up. I'm a bit screwed up about the whole women thing - nothing lasts forever and there is no happy ever after. Just waiting for one to come along and prove me wrong. I'm not holding my breath though.

I wish.

Stay away from single mums and rich divorcees though, they really will mess with your head.

Definately over, its something i had been mulling over 4 ages, but kept postponing due to her impending exams, family upheaval etc. I'm kinda glad i didn't rush into it, gave me some time to think it over, but i was just gettin myself down all the time and that had to stop. Still this new, single world is a little daunting, but i'm looking forward to the challenge :)

I know it's a cliche, but it's a time thing - it really is a healer (god I sound old).

Get yourself back out there, out with your mates etc.. just do stuff.

The only rule I go by is if you're thinking of getting back with an ex, remember why you split up.. Are the same problems still going to be there? If so, forget it.

Thanks man, i'm already clued up about the whole ex thing, when i was 14, went back to the same girl 3 times! She just kept offering that little bit more and i couldn't resist. Its not something i'm particularly proud of, as she is minging. Now engaged to a cokehead, interestingly enough :shock:

I'm quite an outgoing guy anyway, so no real change needed i guess. I've promised myself that i'm going to get into shape tho, 6 years with the same bird tends to make you a bit lazy when it comes to attracting the female of the species :soapy tit wank:

Just so you don't get worried about me Yeovil, i'll be taking another break from the TEF for a while, due to having more time off of work :P Date for the dairy (yes, the milkmen out there) is Sunday nite/Monday morning, the 26th/27th of June, which shall mark my return. I shall miss you all, you keep me very much entertained during the wee small hours, keep up the good work  :mrgreen:

You not posting tonight Village?

Reading YR, i've been away so long that i need some catch up. I've read everything apart from Gen. Discussion. Anything from the past 10 days worth reading?

I doubt it as its 80% bollocks. :P

I was hoping that you could tell me about the other 25% though :-))(

hi village 8)

you've still got a hand gang signature, you're well out of date man

Its hip to be square SY 8)

Why "taxi driver"?

to go with the avatar, innit!

Im bored ,when Im bored at work at night I spend money :(

Ive just bid on Season 1-5 of the West Wing.

Are you really Sandie Shaws neighbour?

The penny drops. Good film, not as violent as i was expecting, but i guess it was bad for the 70's. Jodie Foster, i know its wrong, but she looked hot :shock:

Apparently.......

It's one of my favourite films, I love De Niro.

I'm bored so I took some pictures of myself with a bottle of smirnoff

:D you look like George Dawes in that photo

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/shootingstars/images/george_dawes210x148.jpg

 :shock:

you're not wrong there

Haha, an empty bottle of Smirnoff!

Is that a no.1 shave or have you bic-ed it recently?

number one, someone told me they liked my hair at the length I had it so I shaved it at the next opportunity 8)

Shaving your head with clippers is the way forward for a summer haircut ie cheap and airing. Bet you keep putting your hands through your hair, feeling those bristles!

Well, same village, just a few blocks away. Never met her though, bit of a recluse by all accounts, but she certainly ain't shy in the comfort of her own abode :oops:  :wink: