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Title: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 17:31:03
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Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 17:34:12
I slept with your mom because I love Marijuana.


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 17:36:59
Uncanny


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: grubby on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 17:38:50
I ate out a pornstar because thats the way I roll!!!


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 17:39:54
I ran naked with a stripper because I'm a pimp and you're jealous


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 17:42:00
I killed a lesbian because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Spy on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 17:46:23
I ran naked with a stripper because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

That's a good one.


I needed a jar of honey because I had to.  :hmmm:


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: mamoo on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 17:49:09
I banged a pickle because im as sexy as hell.

 :no:

worried to the max


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 17:52:17
I ran shirtless with your mum because I'm a pimp and you're jealous...


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: thedarkprince on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 17:55:44
I raped a homeless guy because I love marijuana. Obviously.


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 17:57:26
I smoked a french fry cause that's how I roll.

Lame.


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: RJack on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 18:12:47
I cuddled with a cat because i love Marijuana


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 18:12:48
I ran naked with a glass of milk because that's how I roll 8)


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 18:15:57
I ate out The Trojan Man, because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 18:26:37
I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because that's how I roll.


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: glos_robin on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 18:30:05
I slept with a whore because I'm sexy as hell


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Abrahammer on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 18:36:14
I ran shirtless with a Whore because im as sexy as hell


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 18:50:18
I ran shirtless with a bag of weed because i'm beautiful


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 18:58:28
I ran shirtless with a bag of weed because i'm beautiful
That's actually quite poetic Dave. Could imagine that as a Morrissey lyric


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 19:07:34
Paul, It was really nothing


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Post by: Freddies Ferret on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 19:09:36
I killed a bowl of cereal beacuase thats how I roll :)


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 19:14:06
I smoked with a bowl of cereal because that's how I roll.


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Processed Beats on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 19:24:55
I raped Paris Hilton because i'm sexy as hell.

Not bad.


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: stfcinbmth on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 19:26:53
I raped Paris Hilton because i'm sexy as hell.

Not bad.

Was that before or after I stabbed her?


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 19:31:08
I banged a glass of milk because I'm sexy as hell.


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Crispy on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 19:32:37
I Slept with the Kool-Aid man because  i love Marijuana


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: The_Plagiarist on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 20:34:58
I know all your birthdays because I cracked the code.


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: juddie on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 20:44:55
I slept with a stripper bcos I have amazing boobs.


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: dogs on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 20:47:02
i raped a stripper because that's how i roll


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Post by: Panda Paws on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 21:07:08
I cuddled a bisexual because I'm beautiful


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Post by: ST_INC on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 21:28:30
I raped a pornstar because im sexy as hell.


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Arch Stanton on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 21:44:55
I ran naked with a prostitute because I had to


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: nochee on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 22:14:06
i shagged your nan your mum and your sister cos they were free


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: 4D on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 23:10:39
I Slept with the Kool-Aid man because  i love Marijuana

I am betting you haven't read page 1 Crispy  :D


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Benzel on Thursday, August 5, 2010, 08:03:42
I ran shirtless with a glass of milk because I love Marijuana.

Fucking spot on. hahahaha


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, August 5, 2010, 08:07:36
I banged a toothbrush because that's how I roll


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: @MacPhlea on Thursday, August 5, 2010, 09:36:20
I ate out a bisexual because I smoke crack... which, providing it's a female bisexual and she has brought her girlfriend, I can live with :D


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Stegenfreud on Thursday, August 5, 2010, 10:12:21
I ate out a toothbrush because im sexy as hell..  :-[


Title: Re: I ate out a cat, apparently.
Post by: Langers on Thursday, August 5, 2010, 10:13:45
I needed a homo because i love Marijuana.