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Title: porky footballers
Post by: bassett boy on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:21:24
With the Toon army followers calling Sol Campbell "fat" wanted to know who you thought where good players but on the chunky side starters Gazza
Also can anyone one remember that Nutter who was chunky that played for us in the mid 90's Darren?


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Luci on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:24:55
Grant Holt
Lee Trundle
Tom Huddlestone


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Stegenfreud on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:25:49
Also can anyone one remember that Nutter who was chunky that played for us in the mid 90's Darren?

Bullock


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: bassett boy on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:29:02
Bullock
Yeah he kept getting booked and sent off not a bad player though


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: london_red on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:30:34
Ruddock


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Tans Wig on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:31:11
Micky Quinn,Franny Lee (Ace penalty taker) and best of all John Smith


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: suttonred on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:32:06
Molby wins.


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:34:47
Jon Parkin - PNE

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And that centre half who i think played for Carlisle who came to our place last year and was impossibly fat for a pro-footballer. Used to play for Lids I believe?


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: LJ9 on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:34:58
Le Tissier - probably the only man able to put weight on during a game!!


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:35:11
Yeah he kept getting booked and sent off not a bad player though

Bullock only ever got one red card for us....slightly less than David Duke.


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: bassett boy on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:41:26
Wasnt Russell Lewis chunky


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Processed Beats on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:44:02
Wayne Rooney.


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: JB_Swindon on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:48:13
Adebayo Akinfenwa


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: dphunt88 on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:48:30
Sean Gregan of Oldham Athletic is always bloody huge but one of their better players!

Gary Elkins had a massive arse.

Jan Molby

Ferenc Puscas of Hungary in the 1950's- he was way chunky as well.


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Processed Beats on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:51:47
Adebayo Akinfenwa

He's more muscle isn't he?


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:52:27
Wasnt Russell Lewis chunky

Not particularly....Ruddock and John Smith are town stand outs.

Smith was a seriously good player, but he liked a drink or 3. He developed a particular taste for scrumpy when down at Torquay. 



Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: JB_Swindon on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:53:15
He's more muscle isn't he?

Yeh suppose but I remember him saying something in the press a couple of years ago about fat chants !


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: donkey on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 13:53:41
Thomas Brolin.  Had a piggy face as well.
Jan Molby.


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Ironside on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 14:54:23
Neil McNab (man city 80's)

Mick Quinn (coventry 90's)


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 15:03:47
andy reid
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Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: thedarkprince on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 15:31:04
Wayne Rooney.

Man United claim he's got only 9% body fat. 


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 15:34:08
Man United claim he's got only 9% body fat. 

All between the ears, apparently.


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 15:45:19
tony galvin was a hefty fucker when on loan here.


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Summerof69 on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 15:46:54
Ross McLaren. When he 'ran' in the '93 play-off final it looked like he was running in quicksand.


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 15:47:20
Paul Merson in his later years.


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: ndc-red on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 15:49:26
Richard dryden when on loan from southampton was a disgrace

michael johnson form man city has piled a few on since he fell off the face of the earth



Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 15:57:33
Phil Stamp and Stevie Fulton at Hearts were always a little on the large side.


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: blah blah on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 16:22:58
John McGinlay.

Fat and a cunt.


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 16:38:26
Colin Clarke ex Tranmere and Soton was a fat bastard - the NI forward. Mick Quinn was a classic porker. Molby up at Anfield in the Prem was pure quality - stayed within a 5 yard zone and commanded the game.
For us, the older fans may remember Simon Gibson and our 5-1 home demolition by Rovers - he was a real fat fuck.


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 16:39:06
also John Robertson of Forest - a quality fat fuck player


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 17:13:24
ronaldo...(the fat one :-)


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Summerof69 on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 18:04:40
I know this thread is about fat footballers, but I'm currently watching the cricket on SS1, and a special mention must go to Mark Cosgrove, who is playing for Glamorgan, as the fattest current professional cricketer.


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 18:08:44
I know this thread is about fat footballers, but I'm currently watching the cricket on SS1, and a special mention must go to Mark Cosgrove, who is playing for Glamorgan, as the fattest current professional cricketer.

Cosgrove is ace....there always used to be a few lardarse cricketers, I go back to the legendary Colin Milburn.

Samit Patel tries...


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 18:23:27
Cosgrove is anorexic next to Dwayne Leverock, my hero and role model

[url width=416 height=300]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42700000/jpg/_42700365_leverock416.jpg[/url]

Did nobody mention Neville Southall?

[url width=280 height=400]http://www.virginmedia.com/images/nev.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: porky footballers
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 19:24:33
Cosgrove is ace....there always used to be a few lardarse cricketers, I go back to the legendary Colin Milburn.

Samit Patel tries...

Then there was David Shepherd - the 'Ample Devonian' as John Arlott used to call him.