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aren't you all proud of me?

You lie............. :soapy tit wank:

what you doing then? I'm so proud :mrgreen:

well done mate!

Fill us in... (n.b. not in a Piemonte way)

It's bar work in a pub near me in a little village, 30 hours a week. I start Tuesday :D

I might take a trip... can you pour Guinness correctly?

30 hours a week :shock:

thats more work in one week than you've done in the past 6 moths isnt it :D

Piemonte's prediction: SY is a alkie in 2 months time :wink:

I'll have to head-hunt a new scoreboard guard dog now.  :evil:

Good news though chum, what have you managed to get a job doing?

 :beers:

The pub doesn't even sell it!!!! Or at least I didn't see it on the taps there. They do have Hoegaarden on draught though.

Ahhh, sorry I typed that quite slow.

Still, congrats mate, now you can buy me a pint at Aylesbury. :mrgreen:

if I'm not working!

Tell them you can't work the 16th (?) of July then.

Im an expert at drinking,I'll give you some tips at being the bestest Barman later and congratulations.Will you know the locals going in the pub already?

Personally I prefer barmaids........... :P

I did a bit of work behind the bar of my local a few years ago and it was the best time ever.  An absolutely cracking way to pull.  Pulled barmaids, customers, the works.  Plus you get loads of drinks bought for you and you get lockins after work.  Quality.

Well done Sonic, enjoy  :D

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nah it's not local enough for me to know anyone.

fair play son!  :beers:  :beers:

What sort of clientele do you get?


Old men, nutters, families, pre-bar-pre-club or a healthy mix?

Congrats by the way.

i reckon we should all go to this pub on tuesday night all dressed up as morrissey

:D

congrats fella

i wish i was down the pub, i'm saving myself for tomorow  :beers:

Eeeeerrrr congratulations :?

 Work's rubbish by the way :x You'll learn to hate it in time.

Ahhh but working in a Pub?

Think of all the slops you could drink :?

If you could get pissed up while you work we'd all be working in pubs.The thought of watching other people get pissed with all that beer about makes me sad.

When I own a Pub you can both come and work for me and it will be compulsery to drink lots of beer.

Can I do the washing up

Give us a job in your pub Yeovil.

As my son you can do what the hell you like.Dont forget though, that one day it will all be yours.


Thats ment to Dave not Ben.


Ben you can have part time work in the holidays,you can be in charge of Barmaid recruitment.

Huzzah! I'm going to pull Jasey's hair and throw tantrums at him and he'll have to lump it  8)

I'll punch you in the neck.

no you won't

Thanks, that'll do me fine. I think Sam from Big brother would make a good barmaid, she won't be very busy now. :advercool:

I bloody well will!

But you're my uncle jasey

you're meant to give me presents and monkey shaves and stuff

As long as there's no tantrums.

 You can sit in the beer garden with a bottle of coke and a packet of crisps while the grown ups reach an advanced state of refreshment by the fruit machine.

you're supposed to teach me how to use it

then yeovil will severly rebuke you for leading me astray

I think my pub will have a Skittle Alley for the young'ns to play in 8)

Yeovil's the fruit machine king.I've got some pictures on my phone of our glorious Reelgoodtime victory.£58 and that was after defeating the darts fruity in The Merlin.I'm still trying to work out how I was skint when I got home :?

 :soapy tit wank: I was exactly the same.

Do I count as a young'un?

Dazzza - the village is pretty rural so it's mostly a locals pub but they've got a good reputation for food so people come from all over.

can we use kids as the skittles?  :D