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Title: sexual deviance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, July 26, 2010, 15:19:46
Come on own up, whats the most depraved thing you have ever done :)


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, July 26, 2010, 15:48:50
Banged some Doris up the gary on the beach in Kavos whilst chatting to some Mexican (I think) bloke that I had only just met.

I'm a bit tame otherwise.


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, July 26, 2010, 15:52:14
Hmmmm, where to start?

I tapped an underage girl in her mum's bed while her mum and my girlfriend (of the time) were out on the piss.

I'm particularly proud of that one.


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 26, 2010, 16:12:28
  Depends what you mean by deviance....it does seem to me though that birds these days have some quite strange desires....


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: china red on Monday, July 26, 2010, 16:57:07
sex on a table in a pub

blow job in a taxi and a bus

banged the lead singer of feeders girlfriend

Not all at the same time and not with the same peopl


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Abrahammer on Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:10:20
Slammed a bird then 2 hours later i banged her identical twin sister, strangley one was a dirty bitch in the sack and the other was a bit up tight.


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Benzel on Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:25:13
I'm yet to find a bird uninhibited enough to meet my desires.


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:36:37
Slammed a bird then 2 hours later i banged her identical twin sister, strangley one was a dirty bitch in the sack and the other was a bit up tight.

Having both at the same time would have been quality  :)


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: nochee on Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:50:28
I was teaching a Swedish couple a scuba course which usually takes 4 days. On the night of the 3rd day I ended up smashing the back out of the girl as her boyfriend had taken an early night. It was a really wierd 4th day having to be the jolly instructor teaching a happy and in love couple on their dream holiday how to dive. The guy never had a clue, poor cunt.


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: herthab on Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:56:51
I had sex with the light on once........


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 26, 2010, 18:30:44
I had sex with the light on once........

Perv...


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Monday, July 26, 2010, 19:44:32
I'm still a virgin and I'm 27


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, July 26, 2010, 20:12:35
Ace. Fancy a bum?


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Monday, July 26, 2010, 20:42:50
Your not my type DRS


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, July 26, 2010, 20:45:07
Bitch.


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Monday, July 26, 2010, 20:48:09
Get over it you big gay bear! :)


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Monday, July 26, 2010, 20:48:50
what i want to know is are any of the ladies gonna join in on this little converation?


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Doore on Monday, July 26, 2010, 21:03:07
The first few posts on this thread remind me of Jay from the Inbetweeners. 

Lying bastards.


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: tans on Monday, July 26, 2010, 21:06:43
Shouldn't this be not safe for work? Ghost of noble would have a heart attack


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: wiggy on Monday, July 26, 2010, 21:16:49
I had a girlfriend once who would only have sex if her Irish Red Setter was in the room.

It used to sniff my ass as I was doing my stuff


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Crispy on Monday, July 26, 2010, 21:27:36
I've been scared for life.


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: The Grim Reaper on Monday, July 26, 2010, 21:39:16
Fingered a mates bird while we were all in the same bed after a party. Many years ago! Mate had passed out alsleep but his mrs who was between us both made no attempt to stop my wandering hands that night soapy tit wank!


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, July 26, 2010, 23:04:31
I bummed Freddies Ferret when he was passed out. But don't tell him, he still thinks he's technically a virgin.


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 26, 2010, 23:35:00
I had a girlfriend once who would only have sex if her Irish Red Setter was in the room.

It used to sniff my ass as I was doing my stuff

This is my favourite TEF post of all time....


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 01:54:05
I bummed Freddies Ferret when he was passed out. But don't tell him, he still thinks he's technically a virgin.
is that why I have a baby now? You fucker Si! I want maintenance


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: 4D on Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 16:59:08
I've been scared for life.

 :hide:


Title: Re: sexual deviance
Post by: kinny on Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 17:08:46
Slammed a 30yr old while her husband was at work and her two kids were in bed upstairs. 19 year olds these days..