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Title: sexual deviance Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, July 26, 2010, 15:19:46 Come on own up, whats the most depraved thing you have ever done :)
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, July 26, 2010, 15:48:50 Banged some Doris up the gary on the beach in Kavos whilst chatting to some Mexican (I think) bloke that I had only just met.
I'm a bit tame otherwise. Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, July 26, 2010, 15:52:14 Hmmmm, where to start?
I tapped an underage girl in her mum's bed while her mum and my girlfriend (of the time) were out on the piss. I'm particularly proud of that one. Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 26, 2010, 16:12:28 Depends what you mean by deviance....it does seem to me though that birds these days have some quite strange desires....
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: china red on Monday, July 26, 2010, 16:57:07 sex on a table in a pub
blow job in a taxi and a bus banged the lead singer of feeders girlfriend Not all at the same time and not with the same peopl Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Abrahammer on Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:10:20 Slammed a bird then 2 hours later i banged her identical twin sister, strangley one was a dirty bitch in the sack and the other was a bit up tight.
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Benzel on Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:25:13 I'm yet to find a bird uninhibited enough to meet my desires.
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:36:37 Slammed a bird then 2 hours later i banged her identical twin sister, strangley one was a dirty bitch in the sack and the other was a bit up tight. Having both at the same time would have been quality :) Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: nochee on Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:50:28 I was teaching a Swedish couple a scuba course which usually takes 4 days. On the night of the 3rd day I ended up smashing the back out of the girl as her boyfriend had taken an early night. It was a really wierd 4th day having to be the jolly instructor teaching a happy and in love couple on their dream holiday how to dive. The guy never had a clue, poor cunt.
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: herthab on Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:56:51 I had sex with the light on once........
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 26, 2010, 18:30:44 I had sex with the light on once........ Perv... Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Freddies Ferret on Monday, July 26, 2010, 19:44:32 I'm still a virgin and I'm 27
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, July 26, 2010, 20:12:35 Ace. Fancy a bum?
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Freddies Ferret on Monday, July 26, 2010, 20:42:50 Your not my type DRS
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, July 26, 2010, 20:45:07 Bitch.
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Freddies Ferret on Monday, July 26, 2010, 20:48:09 Get over it you big gay bear! :)
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Freddies Ferret on Monday, July 26, 2010, 20:48:50 what i want to know is are any of the ladies gonna join in on this little converation?
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Doore on Monday, July 26, 2010, 21:03:07 The first few posts on this thread remind me of Jay from the Inbetweeners.
Lying bastards. Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: tans on Monday, July 26, 2010, 21:06:43 Shouldn't this be not safe for work? Ghost of noble would have a heart attack
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: wiggy on Monday, July 26, 2010, 21:16:49 I had a girlfriend once who would only have sex if her Irish Red Setter was in the room.
It used to sniff my ass as I was doing my stuff Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Crispy on Monday, July 26, 2010, 21:27:36 I've been scared for life.
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: The Grim Reaper on Monday, July 26, 2010, 21:39:16 Fingered a mates bird while we were all in the same bed after a party. Many years ago! Mate had passed out alsleep but his mrs who was between us both made no attempt to stop my wandering hands that night soapy tit wank!
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, July 26, 2010, 23:04:31 I bummed Freddies Ferret when he was passed out. But don't tell him, he still thinks he's technically a virgin.
Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 26, 2010, 23:35:00 I had a girlfriend once who would only have sex if her Irish Red Setter was in the room. It used to sniff my ass as I was doing my stuff This is my favourite TEF post of all time.... Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: Freddies Ferret on Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 01:54:05 I bummed Freddies Ferret when he was passed out. But don't tell him, he still thinks he's technically a virgin. is that why I have a baby now? You fucker Si! I want maintenance Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: 4D on Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 16:59:08 Title: Re: sexual deviance Post by: kinny on Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 17:08:46 Slammed a 30yr old while her husband was at work and her two kids were in bed upstairs. 19 year olds these days..
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