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Title: Carol Vorderman Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 15:48:55 Worth a squirt is my view :wink:
Title: Carol Vorderman Post by: DanOUFC on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 15:51:03 Got a nice body for a bird her age but looks rough in the face. But I suppose you don't look at the mantle piece when……….
:wink: Title: Carol Vorderman Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 15:59:28 I'd stab her with my pork sword. In the face. Except it's made of steel and not pork. And this is no longer a sexual euphemism but a death fantasy.
Title: Carol Vorderman Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 16:00:52 Quote from: "sonicyouth" I'd stab her with my pork sword. In the face. Except it's made of steel and not pork. And this is no longer a sexual euphemism but a death fantasy. :D :D Title: Carol Vorderman Post by: faringdingdong on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 16:01:42 Saw her at the British Grand prix one year, unfortunately i had ear plugs in and said to my mate;
"ISN'T THAT CAROL VORDERMAN OVER THERE?" "Yes it fucking is!" she said in reply, before he could answer me. Title: Carol Vorderman Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 16:02:44 Quote from: "sonicyouth" I'd stab her with my pork sword. In the face. Except it's made of steel and not pork. And this is no longer a sexual euphemism but a death fantasy. :soapy tit wank: That tickled me! I just burst out laughing in the middle of my office, getting some very strange looks from people who believe i am doing work.Title: Carol Vorderman Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 16:04:14 P.S. I'm not a psycho
Title: Carol Vorderman Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 16:09:38 Quote from: "sonicyouth" P.S. I'm not a psycho I will reserve judgement for the time being. However, that is the funniest thing i have heard in a while, gives me fits of surpressed laughter everytime i think about it :soapy tit wank:Title: Carol Vorderman Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 16:56:46 Boderline boiler but worth a go.
Title: Carol Vorderman Post by: Boeta on Thursday, December 23, 2004, 17:00:19 I'd give her one, but wouldn't make a habit of it
Title: Carol Vorderman Post by: Anonymous on Friday, December 24, 2004, 01:10:44 You lot put down sharon from eastenders but want to "pork" this one in a "death fantasy". In the words of Ozzie Osbourne "Your all fucking mad!"
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