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3 weeks today it starts again where will you be an hour before kick off??

Well it's a no brainer. In the pub.

i'll be in norway

In my car

Robbing Iffy's Onion Bhaji while he's in the pub.

About to celebrate my son's wedding!

Driving through Wroughton on my way to the ground.

Probably sat on my sofa playing my balls wondering what it is that I've got to do later, but can't remember. At 15:00 it will dawn upon me.

In the County Hotel.....looking at the same ol faces and wondering why i come back year after year!

At a wedding in Stokenchurch

winners, kissing ralphys earlobes.

I'll be thinking of getting my arse to Brockenhurst. First Town game I think will be Saints on Sept 11th, as it's my birthday I'm hoping some family members will get me a ticket

I'll be hopefully getting to the pub early as it'll be my birthday...... Football and birthdays, does it get any better?

Either pulling into the firestation, in the winners lounge, or queing up outside the chippy!

As long as there is no precipitation then we'll be supping in the garden of the CG Hotel, & scoffing from their barbeque.

I do that before every home game. Then have to run out the door at 2:40, jump in my car and drive through red lights and bus lanes to get to the ground in time. I've got the timing perfect now and sit down in my seat just as the ref starts the game.

Likewise. Albeit with slight less successful results. I've seen less than 10 kick-offs, maybe only 3 or 4, and have missed the whole first half more often than i'd like to admit. I'm fucking useless at doing anything on time. :D

Ushering at a good friend's wedding in Bath.

Surely you mean ushering at a selfish bastards wedding in Bath ?

I will be in legends, probably still recovering from my stag do a week earlier. At that stage, it'll be three weeks to the day til my wedding.

oh wait, it's the hartlepool game i'm away for... in which case, i aim to be at the county ground for 3:00pm on the 7th of august.

Somewhere like the dockle getting shit faced.

Is it bad Im looking forward to V festival more than the first game of the season??

at the moment it kind of feels like I have to go back to work at a job which I dont enjoy very much!
Im sure Ill cheer up a bit nearer the time!

Likewise. Oh and playing "Spot the Leefer and the One F"  :)

Come to The Merlin with the TEFers mate.

I'm sure there's an EDL meet up that day ;-)

 :) If you see a sizeable ginger-haired fella....I'm the tidy-bearded bloke with him.

Yeah do it.

No, there isnt  :headhurts:

There is no such thing as a tidy bearded bloke....its not possible to be tidy with a beard.

In a pub within walking distance of the County Ground.

There's bound to be several pairs like that in the CGH on matchday...

I respectfully disagree.

having a wank