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Title: Pet hates
Post by: Boeta on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:06:23
That 'Easy, Easy' chant. It's fucking shit.

Some twat started chanting it last night when one of their players hooked a bouncer for 4. Wasn't so easy at the end was it mate


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:09:16
Cricket and all the dullness that goes with it


Title: Pet hates
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:20:29
cricket is great pie face.  Bring on the Ashes


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:21:39
Pet hates?  Hmmm, one type of pet I really hate is a guinnae pig, fucking horrible things.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:22:21
I hate rats :x


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Boeta on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:22:24
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Cricket and all the dullness that goes with it

There are two things that happens at cricket matches; cricket and drinking. So I presume you find getting drunk rather dull. You must be old.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:24:09
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  Boaeta can be funny  :wink:

I hate snakes (real ones not trouser ones)


Title: Pet hates
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:24:15
here here!!

I hate:

Tim Henman + fans
bad drivers
people with no manners
waking up on a Thursday, thinking it's Friday
Matt Hewlett
People born and raised in Swindon who choose to follow Chelsea/Arsenal/Man U etc
Salads
Most bars in Old Town and their clientele
Hayfever
Most gays
Animal rights activists
Bob Geldof
Bono
Lenny Henry
Make Poverty History
Nike's Anti-Racism wrist bands
Being bored
George Best


This is quite good therapy, actually!!


Title: Pet hates
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:27:45
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
here here!!

I hate:

Tim Henman + fans
bad drivers
people with no manners
waking up on a Thursday, thinking it's Friday
Matt Hewlett
People born and raised in Swindon who choose to follow Chelsea/Arsenal/Man U etc
Salads
Most bars in Old Town and their clientele
Hayfever
Most gays
Animal rights activists
Bob Geldof
Bono
Lenny Henry
Make Poverty History
Nike's Anti-Racism wrist bands
Being bored
George Best


This is quite good therapy, actually!!


 :shock:  bloody hell Dave, are you really a moaning old granny in real life??


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:29:54
Quote from: "Boeta"
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Cricket and all the dullness that goes with it

There are two things that happens at cricket matches; cricket and drinking.


Exactly. the games so fucking dull it drives everyone to drink to try and numb the tedium


Title: Pet hates
Post by: le god cuervo on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:30:34
top man blackcurrent! i agree with everything you just said!

i was actually gonna start a thread on all this live8 'make poverty history' crap, but didnt bother in the end. i fuckin' hate the way all these celebritys are gagging to get behind it just to raise their own profiles. if they care so much then why dont they give the starving africans some of their own fucking money!


Title: Pet hates
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:31:14
I can be Birdy, yes.  Things just annoy me.

I like all cricket bar Test cricket.  I cannot play it for toffee though.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:31:51
I have to say people that don't get/like cricket do annoy me.  Just watch it, understand it, then enjoy it, simple. :soapy tit wank:


Title: Pet hates
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:34:17
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
I can be Birdy, yes.  Things just annoy me.

I like all cricket bar Test cricket.  I cannot play it for toffee though.


It alright dave, I was just lashing out coz my list is too long to type  :D


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:34:25
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
I have to say people that don't get/like cricket do annoy me.  Just watch it, understand it, then enjoy it, simple. :soapy tit wank:


I can think of better ways to spend 5 days.
I cant be arse to try and understand the finer points of the game
There more chance of me enjoying a rusty spike up my arse than Cricket :agree:


Title: Pet hates
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:35:58
Bono and his £62 a ticket gigs doesn't want to do it himself though, LGC.  He wants to take the credit and extra record sales by persuading other people to part with their hard earned cash.

I also don't trust the fact that his 40-something bezzie mate calls himself "The Edge"


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Boeta on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:36:20
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
I have to say people that don't get/like cricket do annoy me.  Just watch it, understand it, then enjoy it, simple. :soapy tit wank:


I can think of better ways to spend 5 days.

There's a better way to spend 5 days than getting pissed in the sunshine?! Why didn't someone tell me before?


Title: Pet hates
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:37:03
what about rusty and spike


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:38:27
Quote from: "Boeta"
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
I have to say people that don't get/like cricket do annoy me.  Just watch it, understand it, then enjoy it, simple. :soapy tit wank:


I can think of better ways to spend 5 days.

There's a better way to spend 5 days than getting pissed in the sunshine?! Why didn't someone tell me before?


A. theres no guarantee of sunsheeeeine
B. You have to pay x ammount to get in. just go to a local pub instead and hope the crickets not on telly. spend the ticket money saved on extra beer/ lapdancers. simple.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 11:39:10
They don't have lapdancers at my local. :cry:


Title: Pet hates
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 12:25:58
you're becoming my pet hate boeta


Title: Pet hates
Post by: strooood on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 13:13:27
boeta is now confusing cricket with getting pissed in the sunshine.

who not just get pissed in the sunshine and not bother with the cricket?


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 13:19:34
Quote from: "decks-e-tow"
boeta is now confusing cricket with getting pissed in the sunshine.

who not just get pissed in the sunshine and not bother with the cricket?


for the 2nd time in 1/2 an hour:

word to big bird, innit


Title: Pet hates
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 13:41:33
Cricket is about old men refusing they're too decrepid to play anything but golf.  It's awful, it's boring, it takes too long, it's for toffs, need I continue?  I can watch any other sport, with the possible exception of bowls, but cricket just makes me want to kill myself.  If it's about getting pissed in the sunshine Channel 4's coverage of it isn't very good...


Title: Pet hates
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 13:43:39
Bowls is ace!!  :mrgreen:  :|


Title: Pet hates
Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 14:06:21
i hate cricket also.

What is there to understand.
Bowl ball, hit as hard as possible without getting caught and run!!!
just posh/lazy rounders to me.

5 days drinking in the sunshine is ace but not whilst watching cricket.

my great gramp allways said "i would rather watch a shit game of football than a good game of cricket!!" and i have to agree.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: unclemark on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 15:18:37
My pet hates are:
Americanisation
Gobby Fat Chav Girls
Rudeboys
Cricket
Rugby
ITV


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 15:26:02
flat chested women
feminists
pikeys
Everyone in the BB house other than Saskia & Maxwell
damn capitalism forcing me to work
ingrowing anal beards
Not getting any sex
anyone with neon lights under their car
BMW drivers
Female 4x4 drivers
8 year olds booting a football in my groin from point blank range


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 15:27:13
Quote from: "Piemonte"
flat chested women
feministspikeys
Everyone in the BB house other than Saskia & Maxwell
damn capitalism forcing me to work
ingrowing anal beards
Not getting any sex
anyone with neon lights under their car
BMW drivers
Female 4x4 drivers
8 year olds booting a football in my groin from point blank range


How flat chested are we talking B cup?  or less than an A?


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 15:29:01
i dont think I could cope with an A cup. B would be alright as long as they were pert and nicley shaped


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 15:32:36
See for me anything around a D cup, or over puts me off really, hence I'm not too fussed about Saskia.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 17:43:16
americans
chavs
modded cars (especially the chav favourite of buying a ROVER and then putting a load of shitty stuff on it - IT'S A ROVER, PRICK!)
gay mulletted bleached hair
slow drivers
bad drivers
women drivers (covered by the above 2 maybe)
old men with nothing better to do than report me for "dangerous driving"
feeling too full after a meal - rank
the price of tropicana
my shitty unreliable car
ciggie smokers - get addicted to a drug that gives you some kind of benefit at least
people who live in council houses with a satellite dish but still moan they have no money
jippos
people with b.o. at unacceptable times (i.e. when not playing football)
people who litter from cars
call centres
call centres in india or wherever they put me through to
TiU forum - utter shit
people who mistake hiphop fans as chavs


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Boeta on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 18:45:47
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
you're becoming my pet hate boeta

Now I've always thought that the definition of pet hate was 'intensely dislike' or something along those lines... don't tell me you intensely dislike someone on an internet forum? Because that would be a bit worrying. Unless perhaps your 'real life' is so perfect you have nothing to dislike in it apart from a poster in an internet forum.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 18:49:12
People who press the pedestrian crossing button 50 million times...as if the lights will change any quicker spaz  :-))(



p.s. i'm not a grumpy old man or anything  :wink:


Title: Pet hates
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 19:18:51
Quote from: "Boeta"
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
you're becoming my pet hate boeta

Now I've always thought that the definition of pet hate was 'intensely dislike' or something along those lines... don't tell me you intensely dislike someone on an internet forum? Because that would be a bit worrying. Unless perhaps your 'real life' is so perfect you have nothing to dislike in it apart from a poster in an internet forum.
that little post would have hardly helped matters


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 19:43:28
people that ride bicycles on the pavement.
people that stand about in my way (this is particularly annoying at bus stops and in supermarkets)
People that don't say please and thankyou.
People that don't thank you when you hold a door open for them
men with gay blonde mullets and diamond earring (you look gay FFS!!)
sexy women who know it and think you are a piece of shit for having the audacity to attempt to make conversation
barmen/maids who can't work out who is next in the 'queue'
smokers
really mincing camp gay people
hip hop music
people at work that insist on pissing on the seat and not wiping it off, or not flushing the fecking toilet
cats
Scottish people who wear Argentina/France/whoever is playing England that day to annoy me
American Situation 'comedies'


Title: Pet hates
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 19:50:52
Quote from: "nozza"
My pet hates are:
Americanisation
Gobby Fat Chav Girls
Rudeboys
Cricket
Rugby
ITV


Do you know what Americanisation means?  To put it under an umbrella term and then stick it under dislikes is a bit extreme.  Like much of globalisation, it's a mixed bag of good and bad aspects.

Having just spent a week solidly learning up on this stuff I feel obliged to object...   :mrgreen:


Title: Pet hates
Post by: mrs_spacey on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 19:59:23
Sonic and Boeta fighting  :(

Fighting generally

Selfish people

People being cruel to animals

People who lack manners

Lazy people

Ignorant people

Racists

Daily Mail

People not recycling (how fucking difficult is it you fucking cunts)

Spitting  :x


Title: Pet hates
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 20:11:24
Quote from: "Boeta"
Now I've always thought that the definition of pet hate was 'intensely dislike' or something along those lines... don't tell me you intensely dislike someone on an internet forum? Because that would be a bit worrying. Unless perhaps your 'real life' is so perfect you have nothing to dislike in it apart from a poster in an internet forum.


I consider a pet hate to be something that mildly irritates you.

In my case, that is you.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: adje on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 20:51:10
1 Car park ticket machines that dont give change-rip off
2 Fucking Coldplay
3 Boy bands that pretend to be punk bands by holding guitars
4 Right wing Press
5 Middle lane hoggers-you know who you are
6 Beetroot-I'll eat ANYTHING else
7 Blokes who drink" Lady Beers"in pubs
8 Premier League football
9 Shouty presenters on kids TV
10 Neil Ruddock


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Whits on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 21:10:32
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
I have to say people that don't get/like cricket do annoy me.  Just watch it, understand it, then enjoy it, simple. :soapy tit wank:


i understand it, just think its shite  :D


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 21:11:56
Oxford Fan wrote

   
Quote
TiU forum - utter shit


   :shock:


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 21:21:42
I don't understand it and can't stand it, sorry cricket lovers but it's less interesting than rowing for me.

My favourite cricket moment of all time was Ian Botham turning out to play football for Yeovil.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 21:28:00
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Oxford Fan wrote

   
Quote
TiU forum - utter shit


   :shock:
have you seen it recently smeeters? i know its the end of the season and everything.....


Title: Pet hates
Post by: BrightonRed on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 21:31:37
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"

People that don't thank you when you hold a door open for them


 :angry:  :evil:  :angry:  :evil:  :angry:  :evil:

ESPECIALLY when they've got something in their hands etc which would make it difficult for them to open the door themselves.

Also: The people who arrive at a bar 5mins after you and don't have the common courtesy to pass the bar-person on to you.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 21:34:06
that's reminded me of another one,

drivers who don't thank you when you let them out/through/whatever.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 21:42:51
Good call OF.

Par for the course down here. We've got those traffic calming narrow things where one way gets priority. No-one takes any notice though.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Boeta on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 21:47:07
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
that's reminded me of another one,

drivers who don't thank you when you let them out/through/whatever.

Exactamundo.

The tennis club members near my cricket club are twats when it comes to this. Always refuse to pull over because it means their ferrari/jag/porsche will have to go slightly onto some grass (heaven forbid) and then when you're half way into a hedge to let them through they don't even have the manners to thank you.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 21:57:11
take off their wing mirrors... that'll learn 'em.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 22:53:59
people who buy the sun/mirror/daily mail/daily express.

but at least someone buying the sun or mirror knows they're buying crap (or should do)- the mail and express are the partridge-type papers for the real idiots.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 00:11:50
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
that's reminded me of another one,

drivers who don't thank you when you let them out/through/whatever.


too fucking right, also people who pull out in front of you, drive at 40mph in a 50/60 zone, people who sit in the outside lane of a clear dual carriageway doing 70, people who you stop to let out but move, then fly out in front of you when you've started moving forward again.

i could go on but i won't


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 08:26:39
I don't think I'm even going to comment polite/non-polite people/road users, I'd only be typing for a very long time.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: I 8 Razor on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 10:28:22
HICCUPS! wot a biatch
CATS!
MAINSTREAM!
FEARNE COTTON!
LYN SCULLY and IZZY
BANDS THAT HOLD INSTRUMENTS AND DRUMMERS THAT DON'T BOTHER ie an archive of one and the same beat!
the SIMPSONS INTRO, you just wanna get on with it nowadays.
and people who think it's okay to get pissed but NOT okay to get stoned
government run media and corporation run countries aswell.
thats just a few..... :evil:


Title: Pet hates
Post by: I 8 Razor on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 10:30:44
Quote from: "adje"
1 Car park ticket machines that dont give change-rip off
2 Fucking Coldplay
3 Boy bands that pretend to be punk bands by holding guitars
4 Right wing Press
5 Middle lane hoggers-you know who you are
6 Beetroot-I'll eat ANYTHING else
7 Blokes who drink" Lady Beers"in pubs
8 Premier League football
9 Shouty presenters on kids TV
10 Neil Ruddock


the best list yet  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Pet hates
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 10:47:34
yeah, damn MAINSTREAM!!!  I can't stand that either...  :wink:

I quite like Fearne Cotton...


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 10:48:43
Hmmm, Fearne Cotton......


Title: Pet hates
Post by: le god cuervo on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 10:50:26
miss cotton is very nice to look at, but as soon as she starts talking she's just annoying!


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 11:01:10
Just put something in her mouth then. :wink:


Title: Pet hates
Post by: I 8 Razor on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 11:57:38
cotton, if i had the choice to sh@g her or to smack her in the face and get away with it, now i'm no woman beater but i know which one i'd choose aye!


Title: Pet hates
Post by: BrightonRed on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 12:11:13
Apologies for the rather large size..
From the BR archives:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/trebblej82/fearnecottonfeb2k4arena33ah.jpg


Title: Pet hates
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 12:25:07
I 8 Razor would rather punch her than shag her? pfft, and I'm the one who gets called gay!


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 12:53:46
You never disappoint BR. :soapy tit wank:


Title: Pet hates
Post by: kick_ass1987 on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 13:00:49
people who say darts isnt a sport GRRRRRR  :fu: you try practicing for an hour and see if there is no effort involved then


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 13:01:27
Effort? you only have to wave your arm about a bit :wink:


Title: Pet hates
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 13:03:12
I practice playing world of warcraft for hours a day, doesn't make it a sport ;)


Title: Pet hates
Post by: kick_ass1987 on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 13:09:27
:piemonte:

 Guys dont make me do it!!   ha ha... sport is ment to be competitive, which it is... and practice makes you better... which it does..... so ner ner  :P


Title: Pet hates
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 13:28:06
Pet hate #759 - Kick ass1987
Pet hate #760 - I 8 Razor
Pet hate #761 - Hitler


Title: Pet hates
Post by: I 8 Razor on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 15:31:40
theres plenty of less annoying, patronising, materialistic women out there that dont look like someones put  bugs bunny and holly valence in a blender and molded someone else out of the mush.  

anyway i wouldnt call darts a sport really, what about fishing and snooker???


Title: Pet hates
Post by: kick_ass1987 on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 15:34:59
i wouldnt call fishing a sport, its more a hobby, but snooker and pool are.... hmm pet hate number 759, thank you, i thought i would be a bit closer to 1 than that... :)


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 15:37:20
I play pool.  'Twas our first game of the season last night.  We won 5-2. :D

We are now in the top league, in only our second season in existance. :soapy tit wank:


Title: Pet hates
Post by: kick_ass1987 on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 15:44:26
nice one, i had a game last night also.... lost 8-4... ha ha.... our league plays for money. But i still prefer to play darts, im better at that, the comittee were arguing wether to but us in the a or b league for darts this summer... luckily they have kept us in the B for this year,.. so hopefully we will win a load more trophies :D


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 15:45:50
Trophies are cool.  I got one for getting to the semis of the doubles, and one for winning the league.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: kick_ass1987 on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 15:52:50
yeah they rule, thats what i play for, ha ha.... i got 1 for the team coming runners up in the doubles.... i got 2 for an inter team tourname (most 100+'s in the team and most wins out of the men) and my best trohpy i won the mens singles couple of months back (all for darts obviously)


Title: Pet hates
Post by: kick_ass1987 on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 15:53:44
and im still not old enough to drink at the pub.... ha ha


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 15:54:27
Cool.  I'm crap at darts, but the local have a good team.  Now we have a good mens darts team, good womens darts team, and a good pool team.  We rule!


Title: Pet hates
Post by: kick_ass1987 on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 15:54:47
o look, my posts are on 180 its a sign.... i tell ya :beers:


Title: Pet hates
Post by: kick_ass1987 on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 15:55:33
damn its not 180 anymore.... so what pub do you play for??


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 16:04:43
The Cock Inn, in Potterspury, South Northants.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: kick_ass1987 on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 16:06:54
i doubt very much its called the cock inn, but if it is, fair play thats pretty cool name... not as good as the one called the Crawling Out


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 16:08:34
I'll take a pic from outside my local next time I'm there for you.  There's a few pubs called the Cock near me.

The phrase 'Cock & Bull story' comes from two pubs just down the road from me.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 16:10:28
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
I'll take a pic from outside my local next time I'm there for you.  There's a few pubs called the Cock near me.

The phrase 'Cock & Bull story' comes from two pubs just down the road from me.


I think that's a load of Cock & Bull ;)


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 16:11:59
http://www.potterspury.org.uk/bus/thecock.htm

Check it out kick ass.  :soapy tit wank:

Nice one Si. 8)


Title: Pet hates
Post by: kick_ass1987 on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 16:12:39
pfft i want my pub to be called that.... ours is the Plough Inn Kelmscott.... i want a better name for it.... right im going to have words tonight :-))(


Title: Pet hates
Post by: kick_ass1987 on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 16:14:28
Quote
The Cock is offering a "midweek special" menu for £4.95 which includes a complimentary drink with your meal.


 Is it just me or is this sounding like a bit of a piss about.... what a way to advertise your food.... ha ha :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 16, 2005, 16:15:19
Cock & Bull:

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/96200.html


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Saturday, June 18, 2005, 04:58:24
Packing has got to go on my pet hates, far too much work.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Dazzza on Saturday, June 18, 2005, 06:11:28
Fucking dawdlers.

I can just about forgive old people for dawdling but nothing fucks me off more than being stuck behind some fucking slug walker in the street.

As for those that congregate in the middle of busy high streets for a “chat” testicle execution is not good enough.

Then you get the fucking push chair snow ploughs.  I’m just going to push my fucking small child in a straight line at randoms.  One day I’ll stand up to one of them and knee cap a small child in the face then shout ‘HA’ loudly at it’s mother while grinning like a loon.

As for window shoppers…..


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, June 18, 2005, 06:23:23
breathe, mate.... just breathe....


Title: Pet hates
Post by: oxford_fan on Saturday, June 18, 2005, 09:14:40
i'd call my pub the cock and pussy.


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Saturday, June 18, 2005, 09:33:18
i hate groups of lads on the dancefloor who all link arms and fuckin knock everyone over twats


Title: Pet hates
Post by: walrus on Saturday, June 18, 2005, 11:38:59
1.)  Football Manager - this game is costing me my sanity, but I love it also

2.)  Pissed people, when I'm sober

3.)  Sober people, when I'm pissed

4.)  People at football matches who seem to think they're the oracle on tactics and whinge after every mistake.  Their pompous brains cannot seem to comprehend why on earth Parkin isn't in goal and Kyle Lapham isn't up front

5.)  Brighton fans - I live too near to Brighton, come into contact with them all to often - the memory is just too painful

6.)  Drivers who hog the middle-lane at 60mph

7.)  Modified cars - I've got a friend with a 1.3 23yr-old Ford Escort and he's stuck a 6" exhaust on it.... mong  :roll:  The 0-60 is still 15.5 seconds...  Difference is no he is pulled over every friday night and breathalised (he often prefers to drive rather than drink)

8.)  Disorganised people, people who are late or people who just generally don't seem on top of their own lives.  Sort it out!

9.)  Housewives with rich husbands who work 4 hours a week to stem their boredom

10.)  Grant Smith


Title: Pet hates
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Saturday, June 18, 2005, 15:14:03
Americans ! All of the f*ckers !

NMH


Title: Pet hates
Post by: walrus on Saturday, June 18, 2005, 16:43:18
Quote from: "Nomoreheroes"
Americans ! All of the f*ckers !

NMH


They'd be in my room lovely.  I like Americans, judging from my own personal experiences when I've been abroad.  I find the typical yank pretty friendly and helpful, although I admit when you're in a bad mood their over-friendly tone does tend to jar...