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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGrqjZJxQfM&feature=player_embedded

It's alright, one line made me criiiiiiinge though. See if you can guess which.

Might be alright if it didn't have that cunt rapping on it.

I am sick and tired of seeing that talentless, obnoxious, irritating, unfunny and useless fat cunt Corden on TV. Fortunately the BBC seem to have come to the same conclusion (though they are to blame for creating him in the first place). I live in hope that ITV and Sky will figure it out sooner rather than later and banish him to obscure cable channels for eternity.

Absolute pile of wank thats only fit for the Jocks who haven't qualified again,

yeah it's a pile of shit.
i like corden though.he's the type of guy you could go out with, get pissed up and have a curry.and he'd pay for it all.
overated?yeah. but aint most of the shite on tv

Yeah I've never been a fan of Corden.

Obviously I was talking about Dizzy Rascal.

Dizzee's fuckin' mint mate.

i know people in their 30's who went to see dozy rascal at the oasis.
shame on them!

its a shame to see someone with a bit of talent (dizzee) completely ditch any credibility and go for the cash as hard as he has. could have carried on making decent tracks and still got money. this is what he's good at, 35 seconds in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nglM0rJ637Q

now all we get is shit about holidays, champagne, and how he promises to show girls a good time. bet he's got a tiny willy.

he needs to re-read the lyrics from the song that made him:

"They're trying to see if Dizzee stays true to his grammer,
Being a celebrity don't mean shit to me,
Fuck the glitz and glamour, hey I'm with the Blicks and Gamma"

Christ, that's awful. Should have adapted "Achieve the Dream" for England instead, now there's a tune .....

The gay dancers in the background are pretty funny tho. "Ah, Cordelia, when you say dance like a football fan, how do you mean, luvvie?" "Oh, I don't know, Jeremy, point a bit and look vaguely like a yobbo but in a way that's acceptable for BGT, yah?" "Well, I'll try Cordelia, but I mean, what's my motivation?" "Shut up Jeremy and stand at the back"

My missus made the same point last night when we were watching Kidulthood 'The soundtracks got dizzee when he was good on it - he's kind of sold out a bit hasn't he.'

Unusually perceptive for the wife.

We were talking about it on the way back from Charlton, listening to his back catalogue. His early stuff is top notch but his last couple of albums have been utter dross

No football song will ever beat world in motion.

This is quality! :)

Its fucking terrible, theres my two penneth worth...

Awful is not a strong enough word for that fucking tat

I actually quite like it, very catchy. It's a world cup song for fuck sake, it's not supposed to win any awards for services to rap music.

It was bad enough before Corden came out....

I thought it was alright, as football songs go.

Awful awful noise  :no:

Tbf you're all grumpy old men who aren't down with us kids. You're not SUPPOSED to like it ;)

I prefer the effort by We Are Scientists, catchy, tongue in cheek and original.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtBbxMbulQA

If its shit comedy records for the WC then I would prefer this one thanks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqG6lY9XGb8

The Dizzee rack is shite. The only thing that partially saves it, is the money goes to charity.

Talking about World in Motion, has anyone seen that Mars advert where John Barnes does his rap from WiM. It looks like Barnes has got paid in Mars bars bearing the size of him !!

Did you notice this Dizzy Rascal emphasise twice that the proceeds were going to charity and then gesture to the crowd to applaud, to which he clapped himself something silly. Here's the 'Shout' song by Tears For Fears which pisses all over this monstrosity of an attempt:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bqgy1mebh8

    
Dizzee Rascal in shit song shocker.


Saw Barnes yesterday at the McDonalds Footy thing at Dorcan (McDonalds, Mars, Big girth, got to be a link there somewhere). He has grown a bit, still don't reckon he's Ruddock sized yet though.

Continuing with my "Corden is a wanker" campaign, did anyone else see that argument he had with Patrick Stewart at an awards show? Neither of them seemed to come out of it looking good, with Corden looking a real uneducated wanker - though as you'll be aware I am somewhat biased against him. Patrick Stewart is a god.

Yeah its here

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10277020.stm

I thought it was very distasteful when Corden hit back with "I can see you dying right now", initially thought he was having a go at Stewart for being a bit old, but on second viewing I think he means in comedic terms?

If not he's a prick. The only thing I've ever seen him on is Gavin and Stacey and the History Boys, so I didn't mind him until now.

Saw Patrick Stewart in the Covered Market in Oxford a few months back. Didn't realise it was him, but as we walked past he said something to the fit girl he was with, and I instantly knew who it was.

And then I got on my bike and rode off....on the grass.

Saw Patrick Stewart in Sainsburys in Chipping Norton the other day. He lives local.

It's the worst thing Dizzee has ever done. I disagree about his last two albums being bad though. Bonkers was one of his best he's ever done and was one of the only good number ones last year. Dance with me was great too.

Surely the songs a bit of fun to raise money for Great Ormond St hospital??
Cheer up all you miserable oafs!! ;)

Wouldnt a good song that incorporated a less hateful celebrity than Corden make more money?

How about Heather Mills and Davina McCall ?   Oh.

I was thinking more along the lines of Piers Morgan

Lots of people like James Corden - I do! I'm a big Gavin and Stacey fan BUT I do think he may be getting a bit over exposed - he does seem to be on everything at the moment

Horne and Corden was terrible, this is where my Corden distaste started

I never watched that - his Sky one show was funny but obviously that was cause he had good guests on too - apart from that silly bint off Sky Sports who goes out with Ant Or Dec? Too much make up and trys waaaaay goo hard!!

Georgie Thompson, JFW?

She is fine!

Sounds like a bloke though

Eugh yeah her I know blokes love her but she leaves me cold - when they had really beautiful people on the show like Abby Clancy showed her up for being an overmade up horse! 

This happened with Jimmy Carr a few years ago. Actually he's still on quite a bit but I'm used to it now.

That sentance made me think that you say everthing very quickly...

Fortunately my ears haven't yet been raped by what must clearly be a steaming pile of horse-shit.

Corden was quite good in The History Boys film. I thought he was going to be a new star - which I suppose he is - shame he's gained fame for being an utter, utter cunt though. But... is there really any other way these days.

My distaste started at a similar time. I can't stand him and seeing that wanker Horne at the start of every film talking about anti-piracy makes me want to stove my own head in.

Surely thats a good thing?

Corden was also good waaaay back in Teachers.  T'was a class show until Andrew Lincoln fucked off to do shitty Richard Curtis movies.   

Anyone who thought this song was bad should have just watched Neil Morrisy and some other man singing on GMTV!! Oh my sweet lord!!!!